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sauron
no this is not the kmc bed and breakfast thread lol
this is to support
BOROMIR: HERO *looks at smodden
* of gondor and the fellowship..son of denthor and (intended) future steward of gondor
and
Bilbo: finder of the ring..who fought its evil for 60 years...outsmarted a dragon and escaped the halls of the evil Mr. legolas's dad thranduil
Exa
Yeah! Boromir! Definitely one of the best characters... and nobody ever pays attention to him except for saying that he was to weak for the ring
I never thought about Bilbo... but youre right he really should be honoured, too
sauron
bilbos the boyo
in the words of leneord nemot
well he fought with the goblins......he battled a troll...he riddled with gollum...a magic ring he stole....well he was chased by wolves lost in thwe forest escaped in a barrel from the elf kings halls bilbo (bilbo) baggins bravest little hobbit of em all
Exa
well, I wonder, what if any other hobbit wouldve been confronted with the same? what would he have done?
sauron
they would have cooked smaug..and ate him...liquidised the trolls and drank them and turned gollum into pipe weed
ancietwisdom
Well as for me people...... any hobbit, elf, human, or wizard would have fought the same for love.
Bloom4ever
yes, finally for Boromir! i luved him when he was alive
Exa
"War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend."
- I love quoting
And especially Faramir, it seems
Exa
Yeah at least he dared something
But I like Faramir for giving good quotes
sauron
boromir is good at quotes tooooo
give it here hairy...you will take it to him CURSE YOUR OVERSIZED NOVELY FEET
Exa
Oh yey
youre right... I should really start collecting Boromir quotes
sauron
and maybe a sauron quote or two
sauron
lol hahahah
also this one
here have ring.....
Exa
"Aragorn... Elessar..........."
sauron
hey look...luthien...and whos that sexy dog with her *trns into wolf form* hey good looking
*gets attacked* ow my throat...snake.....
Exa
yey... *sings of darkness* *sings BETTER than Finrod*
Kitoky
Evil Mr. Legolas' dad. That's great-
GO BOROMIR!!!!!!!
sauron
hes not evil...but still he wasnt exactly nice was he
and just think legolas was his son
a slave of sauron is legolas
"i believe a servant of sauron would look fairere but feel fouler"
^^ITS *gasp* LEGOLAS
Exa
other quotes:
"Awgr"
"Naaarh"
"phew"
Smodden
why does borimir have his own thread? this is outrageous...Tulkas has more threads than borimir...
Smodden-*prepares for hast nasty reply from sauron*
sauron
smodden however did you know
I HATE TULKAS THE SCUMMY SLIMY BACKSTABING VALAR!!!!!!!
boromir on the other hand can visit me anytime
Smodden
:d
Exa
I just wonder who would win Tulkas Against Boromir... I think Boromir cuz Tulkas would just laugh stupidly and wont even notice when Boromir kills him
Smodden
no tulkas would win because borimir would just stop and think if it would please his father to kill tulkas, plus he would be too busy worying about the ring and how he should have it,and why the stupid halflings...*hack! slash! ka-pow!* *borimir dies* then tulkas laughs at him and hurls his body over the falls
sauron
no boromir would win
because tulkas would forget a joke and stop laughing then try to remember it...but then get a sword through his right testicle
Smodden
ouch! borimir never did fight fairly...always cheated...
sauron
it wasnt cheating maybe if tulkas would wear REAL pants instead of the loose fitting togas he like so much......he would still be fertile
Exa
Boromir would win. He's simply too good to be killed... especially not by somebody like Tulkas....
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