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Hey like i havn't seen the funk show bro Tom in ages!
Where the hell is he?
I hope he's not sleeping in a bin..
Or Sleeping on moes Bar..
Or drinkin himself stupid
Its been like 2 weeks.

seems like he's out of town, he has been away for quite a while now.

has it been that long? TO, front and center, report in, please. We are looking for you.

boy, you fell low

HERE I AM HORRRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Nice to know you all missed me. I've been a busy bastard lately.

surely that last one

Hey! I . . . well. . . . you are a . . . yerssot you. . . . .a . . . er, ah. . . . . . *sigh*

hey, just joking around

To catch Tomacco you have to be here around 12:00am central time. He's like a vampire

We didn't ALL miss you! Just aquarius! She has a lot to learn!

Hmm. . . hey Tex, did you say you liked the "SMASHING PUMPKINS?" Look out, Edna.

already been through all this last year

. . . well shit

It's ok. no need to cry!

I thought I was being cleaver, and as it turns out, I'm a regurgitating bastard. Sucks to be me.

** gives To a big hug to cheer him up**

*smiles* Thanks Edna, I needed that.

And with that hug, I have a new respect for pumpkins.

ALWAYS respect the pumpkins. They have powers you couldn't possibly imagine!

Beleive me, I have complete respect for pumpkins. I love pumpkins.

Splendid! Then my work here is done!

And your work is very much appreciated.

Pfft!
*Barf*
What a load of happy crap!
Fight or do something, it's like a love fest in here!!!!

I love you, Tex...

Arhhh

yuck

Oooh! A little too eager to show disapproval, I think...

"Can't we all just get along?"

Very much so!

No we shant

Wow, see how I succeeded in turning this thread from a Tomacco Edna ass kissing love fest into pure pandemonium

Sometimes I'm too kewl for school

Love fest...do u actually think this is some kind of ass kissing love fest...
Hahaaha!
Why would u say that now tex?

Because he's an idot, A87.