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Can someone help me find them?!

no

i think i stepped on one of them

I was playing with them and suddenly I couldnt find them!

because they were so small

I will be hard since they're so small (jk)

nice

copycat! (slip)

check your pockets lol

No they're quite big actualy, 6 inches in diameter and a soft pink colour. Has anyone seen them?

check between ur toes

*checks pockets*
"No aint there, I keep my condoms there"

i dont know DV, u set urself up here

are you sure those were your balls? maybe u were just holding two grapefruits lol (jk)

Please! I cant live without my balls! My mojo is in them!!!

Are you sure they've dropped yet?

once again, learn not to make retarded threads

yes!
I've lost them!!!

maybe your uncle jim has them...

Probably a daft question... but.... are you sure it was your balls you were playing with and not someone elses?

lol, are u sure u werent grabbing ur moms boobs?

but either way I've lost my own!

check in the frezzer

Or your dads....NO way to sick to even consider!

maybe your brother was playing marbles and they got mixed up...

actually i saw one rolling down the side walk somewhere. then a dog ate it. sorry man.

actually, this is a beautiful topic, but DV is gettin bagged on

Dont be stupid. I've lost my balls man, my balls! What am I going to do?!

Have you looked under the bed with your 'magazines'?

i think your camel has them... LOOKvvvv

So those were the things that i tossed to the monkeys in the zoo... oops

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Have you seen my other one?

operation maybe?

tom green has it...

*Goes to Tom Green*
"Mr green do you have balls?"
"No son, last time I saw them, you had them where they're supposed to be"
Will I ever find my ball?

Stop looking they'll come back if they love you enough...

Can you lend me yours in the meantime?

maybe you weren't paying much attention to them...

*balls complaining*

he's always playing with his d!ck and his ar$ehole... let's run away left nut...

i'm right behind you, right nut...

lesson: always play with your balls... at least scratch them when they itch... alright...

......ok........

Please someone, lend me a pair of nuts!

"Hey left nut"
"Wut up right nut"
"Wuts with this little dick in the middle?"
"Crap, im gettin out of hear!!!"

"Oi, left nut! There's a crazed Iraqi who wants to hammer us!!!"
"What do we do right nut?"
SPLAT!!! hammer

BUST A NUT!!!

that should be your gangsta name, DV... busta nut...

*busta nut rapping*
if you really wanna party with me, put you balls where my eyes could see...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... roasted nuts!

Sorry I only give my nuts to girls...

i see there is a funny penguin in the house

DV, your stalker stole your nuts.

I gave all my nuts to the elaphant

Busta Nut? hehe not bad......

Try looking under your penis.

Who is my stalker? He has my nuts?

BUSTA NUT IN DA HIZZOUSE!!!

i don't think nuts can be that small...

Hehehe.....for once, we have a mod who hasent lost his sense of humour.

But I've looked under there already. They're missing, missing I tell ya!!!

have you checked the lost and found?

ha ha

ewwwwww

Hey I saw a ball Rollin but I stepped on it , too late buddy , the other one was eaten by a dog.

I remember where in lost my balls. I found them a while later hiding in my boxers.