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http://www.capalert.com/capreports/

This site is a religious site that rates films by how appropriate they are for Christians to view etc.
Below is their summary of the Matrix Trilogy (?)

"The Matrix trilogy is clearly a mockery or at least an allegory of God, Jesus, Satan and the antiChrist with the Oracle as God, Neo as Jesus, the Architect as Satan, Mr. Smith as the antiChrist, the Machine City as Hell and the bright sunshine-filled land as Heaven."

Reports on each part:


http://www.capalert.com/capreports/matrix.htm

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/matrixreloaded.htm

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/matrixrevolutions.htm

lol, that was freaking hilarious, these people need to calm down and take a breather for a while, you should go check these out especially "The Matrix" and the "revolutions" ones, funny as hell, good job Mook on finding these, always a good laugh....

Uhhhhhh... Religion...
Well, as long as this thread doesn't get out of hand...

Offense to God (O)(2):

Seven uses of God's name in vain with the four letter expletive and 5 without
"My own personal Jesus Christ"
tattoos (Lev. 19:28 "Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD."
levitation
mystic transcendental nonsense
prophesying the future
portrayal of the matrix as God
"Humans are a virus"
resurrection from the dead
stopping bullets with the mind
promotion of anarchy (no rules, no boundaries)
several references implying the central hero as being Moses or Jesus



"promotion of anarchy (no rules, no boundaries)""

ummm..... hell yeah!???

where in reloaded was there repeated impalements of the head?
and cutting of oneself for ulterior motives?

retraction: bane cut himself...
still no clue on the impalement thing.

does anyone ever say "F**k" in the matrix movies??? i dont think they do...stupid CAP people are WAYYY outta line overanalyzing this.

HOLY CRAP!!! WHERE DO THEY COME IN SAYING PUNK IS IMPUDENCE/HATE!?!?! OMFG!!!

I'm just not gonna say anything, i think its better that way.

"chest impalement with hand/fingers, repeatedly"

smiddy doing his "thing"

"impalement to the back of the head, repeatedly"

jacking in

"three uses of the most foul of the foul words (all by Reeves)"



and again:
Offense to God (O)

13 uses of God's name in vain, five with the four letter expletive and eight without
revelry
flying/levitation, repeatedly
premonitions
"the One" mockery of Christ
unholy/demonic shape shifting, repeatedly
miraculous, twice
magic to destroy

and:
Sex/Homosexuality (S)

cohabitation
excessive cleavage and breast exposure, repeatedly
open face kissing

sorry if somebody don't like me posting this but, it's so damn funny, i can't help it

i think they kind of missed the point of the films religious subtexts by saying the films featured "mockery of Christ"

Yeaaaaaah.... they need to lighten up and realize that everything isnt an allegory about religion. I mean, you could say that MTV is religious, thats downright scary

Kozzai!

Reloaded.
Archie: "That was quicker than the others"
(TV Neos): "Answer my f**king question!"
...
Archie: "...the anomaly is systemic - creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations."
(TV Neos) "You can't control me! I'm gonna smash you to bits! I'll f**kin' kill you!"

'nuff said.

a REAL stupidity

w00t... who cares. Those are the TV Neos; you have to pay attention to them if anyone wants to hear that. They don't say it anywhere else. so I'd give that a negative on saying f***.

Fanatics... Dangerous people...