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who would name a bear "pooh"..? might as well called him winnie the sh!t...
if mc donalds are now using all white meat chicken for their nuggets, what were they using before..?
if you owned an arcade and pizzaria, why would your mascot be a big a$$ RAT..?
if "el pollo loco" sells dead chicken for bussiness, why is their mascot still alive..?

*walks past slowly trying not to be seen*

ooooooohhh, first reply... thanks man ...

If pro is the opposite of con, wouldn't that make Congress the opposite of progress?

what can i saw

you shouldn't have came here d... there is no return... welcome to the product of ultimate boredom...

if you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, can you be just whelmed?

how come slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing?

-Winnie The Shit is Pooh's dirty cousin.
-Pigeon Meat
-Rats eat cheese
and
-The mascott gets to live because he sold out to the man!

TH> pigeon meat? i eat 20 of those mcnuggets at a time... oh, i'm gonna hurl

lol, I love pigeons

how come flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

WHAAA Since when does Flammable and Inflammable mean the same thing-- Dr. Nick Rivera the Simpsons

i never seen that episode...

What would the world be like w/o hypothetical situations?

Why do doctors call what they do "practice?"

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to?

his whole office is set on fire and the gas tanks to put people under says Inflammable and he is like OOO its ok its inflammable and then the next scene when the firtrucks are there he says he line i posted above

d>

lord soth> lawyers do the same thing...

I just found those online....:P

jus a sayin: if evolution was outlawed, only outlaws would evolve.

how come the professor from gilligan's isalnd can make a radio out of two coconuts but can't fix a f*ckin' hole in the boat?!?!

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do banks leave both doors open but chain their pens to the counter?

why would a vagina talk to it's own self..?

Are you refering to The Vagine Monologues there?

yup

^ now that's comedy at its finest

And if they were the only ones on the island, then who was filming it?

i hate it when peeps laugh at me

and they go on and on and on and on and on and on

if you're intestinal juices are stronger than battery acid, how come you get undigested peanuts and corn in your sh!t..?

The bear is Canadian, Was A Military Mascot, was NAmed Winnie After the Town Of Winnipeg, A Young Christopher Robins saw the bear in a zoo, wanted to take it home, father said, I will write stories, My friend will illustarte, Christopher wanted to name Winnie, Winie the Pooh.

yeah, shoulda named it sh!t after all...

true

Chocolate bunnies should not be used as an adhesisve

ditto about boogers...

like...OMG...that is so gross...barf me out...






oh where am I?

ooh, ooh..
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one, then what do you have?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?