Adam Sandler Movie Quotes

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DeNiro
This isnt a game just post all your favorite Adam Sandler movie quotes.

DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE!!!!!! - Big Daddy

Hip HipHop HipHopOnominus. DAMN YOU GAVE HIM ALL THE EASY ONES....-Big Daddy

1688 1983 1988 1989 1940 god dont do that o please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME THE ANSWER!!!!- Billy Madison

kalantiaw
smell yah later, poopsicle...

Cinemaddiction
"The price is wrong, *****!" - Happy Gilmore

roundisfunny
"Well I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"

--The Wedding Singer, 1998


Chazz: "We've got to send one person out."
Pip: "I'll go."
Rex: "One of the hostages, doof."

--Airheads, 1994

Primitive Screwhead #1
"It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around! I'm gonna take you to the zoo, where they treat you nice and respectable-like."

-Billy Madison

A.D. Skinner
"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth" - Billy Madison

Primitive Screwhead #1
Stop looking at me, swan!

gregmss
I have have a being naked in front of you-o-phobia (anger Management)

Jamief90

Primitive Screwhead #1
That last one was Ben Stiller, not Adam Sandler. Still a good line, though. If we're on topic of quotables from Sandler movies but not necessarily Sandler himself, I like this one (though I may have missed a couple of words):

"At no point in your incoherent rambling did you even create a rational thought, let alone answer the question. All of us are now dumber having listened to your response. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Billy Madison

DeNiro
sooooo hot want to touch the henny aaaawooooooo- bily madision

and its ok o post other peoples quotes from ne adam sandler movie wink

High Didaly Dee Are Those Things for Me- lil nicky guy in the tree.

You cant talk tough Nicky Even the voice in your head as a speech inpertamint-lil nicky- aidrin



I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfest- Shooter

YOU EAT PIECES OF SHIT BREAKFEST- Happy

NOOOOO- shooter

xeous
"This is ground control to Major Tom..." Mr. Deeds

Gambit Lebeau
somebody kill me please-wedding singer

DeNiro
OOOO HOOO UR A QUICK ONE - Billy madision

Wolfie
Valerie: Look, there's the Empire State Building.
Nicky: Look, there's Popeye's Chicken!!! - Little Nicky

Delivery Guy: This is bullsh**! Different times, different cards, he still wins. - Big Daddy

Shecky: This isn't a low-budget movie, it's a no-budget movie. - Going Overboard

Archie: I got piss on me! - Bulletproof

furious_angel4u
"i got me a black magic woman" anger management..i think

Piggle Humsy
Lucy: I hardly know you.
Marlin: Actually sweetie, you're kind of dating him.

Henry: Yeah. Sorry I'm not better looking.

~ 50 First Dates

laughing out loud
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Nicky: I never been to Earth, Dad! I never even slept over some other dude's house!

Holly: Adrian may be smarter than you. He may be stronger than you. But, you have one thing he doesn't.
Nicky: A speech impediment?

~ Little Nicky

laughing out loud

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John Clasky: Would you get outta the damn wind! Sit down!

~ Spanglish

I love that bit laughing out loud

Love Adam Sandler! thumbup

soren
"YOU'RE GOIN' TO DIE NOW CLOWN!!!!!!!!" -happy gilmore-

cheeky_monkey
i like them all i av got most of his movies he is safe and so funny anyone got msn my addy is [email protected] add me ppl

diabloman
well somebody please get the kid a happy meal. big daddy

ambre93
Originally posted by diabloman
well somebody please get the kid a happy meal. big daddy love stinks yeah yeah weadding singer

Shelbert Lemon
"All right, I'm sorry... But this is like the 23rd time we've made out already and... they're getting blue!"

~50 First Dates

MX5RACER
"But I wipe my own a$$!" Big Daddy

DeNiro
Gold Jacket Green jacket, who gives a shit -happy gilmore

Impediment
How 'bout a Sausage McMuffin? -Big Daddy

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