Adam Sandler Movie Quotes
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DeNiro
This isnt a game just post all your favorite Adam Sandler movie quotes.
DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE!!!!!! - Big Daddy
Hip HipHop HipHopOnominus. DAMN YOU GAVE HIM ALL THE EASY ONES....-Big Daddy
1688 1983 1988 1989 1940 god dont do that o please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME THE ANSWER!!!!- Billy Madison
kalantiaw
smell yah later, poopsicle...
Cinemaddiction
"The price is wrong, *****!" - Happy Gilmore
roundisfunny
"Well I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"
--The Wedding Singer, 1998
Chazz: "We've got to send one person out."
Pip: "I'll go."
Rex: "One of the hostages, doof."
--Airheads, 1994
Primitive Screwhead #1
"It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around! I'm gonna take you to the zoo, where they treat you nice and respectable-like."
-Billy Madison
A.D. Skinner
"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth" - Billy Madison
Primitive Screwhead #1
Stop looking at me, swan!
gregmss
I have have a being naked in front of you-o-phobia (anger Management)
Primitive Screwhead #1
That last one was Ben Stiller, not Adam Sandler. Still a good line, though. If we're on topic of quotables from Sandler movies but not necessarily Sandler himself, I like this one (though I may have missed a couple of words):
"At no point in your incoherent rambling did you even create a rational thought, let alone answer the question. All of us are now dumber having listened to your response. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Billy Madison
DeNiro
sooooo hot want to touch the henny aaaawooooooo- bily madision
and its ok o post other peoples quotes from ne adam sandler movie
High Didaly Dee Are Those Things for Me- lil nicky guy in the tree.
You cant talk tough Nicky Even the voice in your head as a speech inpertamint-lil nicky- aidrin
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfest- Shooter
YOU EAT PIECES OF SHIT BREAKFEST- Happy
NOOOOO- shooter
xeous
"This is ground control to Major Tom..." Mr. Deeds
Gambit Lebeau
somebody kill me please-wedding singer
DeNiro
OOOO HOOO UR A QUICK ONE - Billy madision
Wolfie
Valerie: Look, there's the Empire State Building.
Nicky: Look, there's Popeye's Chicken!!! - Little Nicky
Delivery Guy: This is bullsh**! Different times, different cards, he still wins. - Big Daddy
Shecky: This isn't a low-budget movie, it's a no-budget movie. - Going Overboard
Archie: I got piss on me! - Bulletproof
furious_angel4u
"i got me a black magic woman" anger management..i think
Piggle Humsy
Lucy: I hardly know you.
Marlin: Actually sweetie, you're kind of dating him.
Henry: Yeah. Sorry I'm not better looking.
~ 50 First Dates
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Nicky: I never been to Earth, Dad! I never even slept over some other dude's house!
Holly: Adrian may be smarter than you. He may be stronger than you. But, you have one thing he doesn't.
Nicky: A speech impediment?
~ Little Nicky
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John Clasky: Would you get outta the damn wind! Sit down!
~ Spanglish
I love that bit
Love Adam Sandler! thumbup
soren
"YOU'RE GOIN' TO DIE NOW CLOWN!!!!!!!!" -happy gilmore-
cheeky_monkey
i like them all i av got most of his movies he is safe and so funny anyone got msn my addy is
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diabloman
well somebody please get the kid a happy meal. big daddy
ambre93
Originally posted by diabloman
well somebody please get the kid a happy meal. big daddy love stinks yeah yeah weadding singer
Shelbert Lemon
"All right, I'm sorry... But this is like the 23rd time we've made out already and... they're getting blue!"
~50 First Dates
MX5RACER
"But I wipe my own a$$!" Big Daddy
DeNiro
Gold Jacket Green jacket, who gives a shit -happy gilmore
Impediment
How 'bout a Sausage McMuffin? -Big Daddy
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