does anybody want a bf or gf? well i can find u on e striaght away!

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micki11
if u want on e just tell me and i can find u one in an instant!!!!! big grin rolling on floor laughing rolling on floor laughing

Dim
This doesn't belong in Movies..

topic is kind of worrisome too.. I don't know whether I should move it or just close it laughing out loud The public can decide.

queeq
What on earth is this about??? confused

barbie_girl
look i dont think any of us need you to help us aexcept maybe tom and lara and yerss!

finti
he asks if anyone wants a boyfriend or a girlfriend.
Seems like we have a new pimp around

Gundark
Sorry, have my hands full with queeq, thank you. laughing out loud

TeCk-IcE
well, I wouldn`t say no thanks to a new girlfriend!!

Ushgarak
I think this is cute. But just a tad too late for me, I'm afraid!

LanceWindu
I need a GF but I think I can find one on my own thanks anyways though.

ToMacco
laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud finti, that's pretty funny. laughing out loud

LanceWindu
I thought that Raz was the pimp cause just look at his avatar.

finti
always two there is...... big grin

queeq
A pimp and a pimpkin. big grin

LanceWindu
No more, no less

ToMacco
There will be no pimping here, dammit!

queeq
Like you have anything to say about that.

LanceWindu
Why do you want to run the escort service around here?

ToMacco
I don't pimp out ladies, I bring them home myself smokin'

LanceWindu
And spend how much? Maybe you're using Ush's card there too.

ToMacco
laughing out loud Good one. I set myself up for that.

LanceWindu
You mean I finally got a quick draw on ToMacco? eek!

ToMacco
big grin I guess so, congradulations.

LanceWindu
Thank you! Thank you!

Machine
heres a little story ....i started work about 4-5 months ago .i really liked this girl that i work with ..so i gave her a poem i wrote about her and a dozen roses ,it was animiously sent .so after about another week i gave her a large heart shapd box with 2 dozen roses i plucked all the peddles off the 2 dozen roses so i could make a little bed of rose peddles and i put a note telling her who i was and asking her out to a movie (vanilla sky) and another 2 dozen special long stem roses(f**king expensive) the next day she told that she doesnt want to date me .. thats my story i guess im just too fat and ugly for her ...but at least i tired

Dim
Hmmmm...It probably would have been better to have just asked her out in person huh?

LanceWindu
You probably creeped her out. Maybe she thought that you were a stalker.

yerssot
what's a bf and a gf?

mah
see fintis post

LanceWindu
Or to make it simple for you, cause of how lazy you are:

BF = Boyfriend

GF = Girlfriend

yerssot
ow! I see! Now I'm lazy huh? well, mister, if you weren't way over there I would take my plastic lightsabre and knock on your door! Lucky you!

LanceWindu
What you want to play a game of international ding-dong ditch now?

I got the whole lazy thing from your website. It says the disclaimer is there because your lazy or something like that.

yerssot
website: http://www.starwarsfan.tk big grin
(well, Lance mentioned it, but didn't gave the url smile )

I have to admit... I'm lazy... and I STILL get online for you all...




I don't here appreciations about that people!

LanceWindu
Yaaaaaaaayyy

He does it for us.

yerssot
now, start bowing!

LanceWindu
::Bows down as yerss walks by::

::Grabs his ankle and watches him fall on his egotystical face::

j/k

yerssot
now my nose is broken! Again!

LanceWindu
"Oh, my nose!"

"Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!"

yerssot
It's not YOUR nose! roll eyes (sarcastic)

LanceWindu
I was imitating the Brady Bunch where the boys throw a pigskin football at Marsha and it breaks her nose.

yerssot
I knew that!

LanceWindu
Then why did you say that???

yerssot
I don't know!!!

ToMacco
Hey Machine, did that ***** give you a reason she didn't want to date you?

That really pisses me off, man. mad mad

LanceWindu
Who's the *****?

ToMacco
The ***** that rejected him.

Machine, don't let that whore get you down. You keep being yourself, man. The right woman will come to you. Don't let that dick-tease get the best of you.

LanceWindu
But what's the *****'s name?

Machine
her name is chelsea and she gave me this bulshit that she needs to find her self before getting a boyfriend but i work with her so i hear he talk about how hot this guy is and how sexy that other guy is ,so she is liar ...

yerssot
and now like you react she will certainly be interested

LanceWindu
She needs to find herself before getting a boyfriend? What kind of f*&#ed up sh!t is that?

Ushgarak
It means she doesn't know what she wants. Which sounds harsh, but it is true for a LOT of people.

I'm sorry she cut you up, of course- especially if it was just cover for getting in with someone else- but a person who doesn't know what he or she wants makes a poor partner.

LanceWindu
Btu the worst part would be she said she doesn't know what she wants but then starts to go out with someone else.

Ushgarak
Yeah, like I said, that's harsh.

LanceWindu
Way too harsh for my tastes. I'd just a soon kiss a wookie than to have that happen to me.

Captain REX
That can be arranged. smile

I don't have a girlfriend yet. I like one girl, but she's a popular kid and I'm "middle-class" with my friends. She's hot, but she thinks I'm a retard.

LanceWindu
Don't most of the 'populars' suck? They always think they can walk all over you cause you have different types of friends.

Captain REX
Yes. Yes. Yes. Sad but true. I joined a game with two of my friends named Colin and David, but they joined a game with the popular kids. The game is called "Smeer the Queer," which means "Tackle the Gay Guy that has the football." This that have happened to me while playing:

*Almost tackled Matt (the guy with the ball), but his friend, Taylor, tried to trip me while yelling "F***er!"*
*Got shoved into the pile of people trying to get the ball by the girl I like.*
*Tackled Taylor 3 times after he called me a f***er.*
*Tripped Jay (another jackass popular kid) by kicking him in the shin, but he dropped the ball, got up, and shoved me into the ground.*
*Was running to get the ball when Taylor butt bashed me. I got a large bruise, although he got a skinned knee from falling over.*

I weigh 110 pounds, so it takes 3-5 people to knock me over or if they take me by surprise.

LanceWindu
You only weigh 110 lbs.?

Damn I weigh 225 lbs. at 6'3 in height.

Ushgarak
Life can be harsh, eh?

Actually- and I stress that I am not siding with the girl, nor do I fully understand the situation- the reason she lied to move onto a new boy is because it takes either great bravery or great callousness to go up to a partner and say "Quite frankly, I want someone else more. Goodbye."

Most people lie to feel better.

LanceWindu
I know what you mean about the whole being afaraid to tell it straight to someone's face.

Captain REX
Oh yeah.

And, in that case that you way over 200, I really weigh about 140. I fibbed just so I wouldn't look like a fat guy. Hey, I lied, and I felt much better. laughing out loud

LanceWindu
How tall are you?

Ushgarak
Ever been dumped by a text message?

LanceWindu
Not me.

Ushgarak
I haven't been literally, but as near as damn it. All ended happily, though, so I can't moan.

Captain REX
I'm almost 6 feet. Around 5'7" and 5'9".

LanceWindu
So who was it that nearly dumped you on the computer?

Ushgarak
She didn;t nearly dump me, she totally dumped me, but it wasn't literally like that because we weren't LITERALLY boyfriend and girlfriend.

LanceWindu
Now I'm confused. You weren't actually going out?

Ushgarak
Yes we were; but it wasn't official.

Whole thing was funny, from the moment we met onwards.

LanceWindu
Still not clicking right in my brain. Who cares. Next thing to talk about.

Ushgarak
You mentioned how much 'populars' suck, Lance. They ever done anything specific to piss you off?

LanceWindu
The like to single me out and make fun of my glasses. (The original glasses I owned were HUGE)

Ushgarak
Hey, even Homer Simpson has to wear glasses sometimes...

LanceWindu
No, you don't understand these things were like 3 times the size of my eyes.

Captain REX
Ow, harsh. Especially if it's coming from a popular kid. Most of the popular boys at my school call me: f***er, fat bastard, retard, slow-poke, and a variety of cuss words. The popular girls try their best to avoid me, but I don't really care. Most off them talk about how cute the popular boys are and just stand around on the soccer field, talking for endless minutes...until the lunch bell rings.

Some girls don't care what I'm like, but they don't like me. The girl I like doesn't care what I'm like, but she doesn't like me. She hates me, but doesn't avoid me. She's liked by 3 other people: Scott, a boy at my school with long nails that are dirty and takes pills to control his attitude, me, one of the weighty guys that likes to draw too much and has a large imagination, and Wyatt, a boy who spends time with girls too much and knows what they like. Wyatt has the biggest chance out of the 3. I have 2nd place. Although, me and Wyatt aren't exactly in here top 10.

Damn! Popular kids at my school are pains is my ass, thorns in my shoe, whatever other annoying term there is. They just don't have respect. Maybe from other populars, but nobody else.

LanceWindu
Rusty nail in the ass?

Me and you are a lot alike. Weighty like to draw (although my drawings aren't ever good) and have too much imagination.

Captain REX
Good to hear it. I don't know anyone like that at my school. I usually draw stuff that only I like: spaceships, weapons, and characters for a story I'm writing. I like drawing it more than writing it though. Maybe I should make a thread to see what everyone thinks. The first one sucks, but the sequel to it is the one I'm writing now and I think it's pretty good.

Is there such thing as TOO MUCH imagination?

LanceWindu
Not at all. Let's see the story you made.

Captain REX

Captain REX
What do ya' think? Long isn't it. Here's a little more about the ship they fly in.

The Stingray is the ship they fly in. They called it the Stingray cause it looks like one. It is a modified Manta QO-99. It has a thin, orange-windowed cockpit that can have a blast shield closed over it. Two forward blasters sit on either side of the long, thin cockpit. Off more to the edges of the "wings" is turret like guns that fire lasers, electro nets (my form of the ion cannon), energy torpedoes, and homing torpedoes. The last weapon is a back-mounted laser on the "tail" of the ship. It fires lasers and electro nets. Under the "wings" and at the tip of the "tail" are the engines. On the "tail" there is a fin and on the side are windows, orange like the cockpit. It also has a sensor behind the cockpit on the left a tiny bit.

I'll have to scan this stuff. I have 7 pages of ships, at least or more than 20 on each.

LanceWindu
I'm lazy today and don't want to read all that. But I did read about the Stingray.

Captain REX
Okay. Read it whenever you feel like it. Once you do, I'll post the 2nd chapter if you like it.

LanceWindu
Ok. This can probably go in the RP forum now REX.

Ushgarak
Stingraaaaaaaay, Stingray! Da-da-da-da-da-da!

Writing is bloody hard, but you have to stick at it if you want to break through. I try and do 10,000 words a week.

LanceWindu
Do you just write fan fiction Ush?

Ushgarak
Good Lord no, that's a very small part of my output. I write novels on the whole, and the odd short story.

This year I am finally writing one with the intent to publish; only got 8000 words done last week though.

LanceWindu
What's the novel about?

Captain REX
I really don't have all the time in the world. My teacher in school is demanding. Wants work done. Plus I'm late with homework too often. I write for school, but when I really write for me is during school breaks (Summer, Winter, and Ski Week). Ski Week is in two weeks. Begins Feb. 18 and ends the morning of the 25.

Ushgarak
Luckily, I DO have all the time in the world.

I tend to write about all sorts, Lance, but I'm starting with something fun for publishing so it is a fantasy thing.

LanceWindu
To me the fantasy is the best type of book to get lost in.

Ushgarak
The market is ludicrously overcrowded. It's probably a bad idea.

Captain REX

LanceWindu
I'm still lazy, I'll read it tomorrow first thing.

finti
Wake me up when people are done reading it

Edna Witch
He started writing a fantasy novel for me. It was fantastic!

yerssot
he=captain rex?

I presume you're taking about Ush, who started writing again on Tuesday...
I can only hope if it gets publised it will reach Belgium!

Edna Witch
Course it will and if not I will buy a copy, get Ush to sign it and post it over to you!

yerssot
I think the sending will be more expansif then the book itself...
Nice! I'll drop my address then... my first signed book...

*starts to dream away*
The things I could do with that!
Reading the book for example, wow!

finti
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz big grin

yerssot
go ahead finti, YOU don't have the book yet! stick out tongue

Captain REX
Well, what do you guys think of my writing?

yerssot
well, a while back you PM'ed me your first lines, I gave a remark on something but you still haven't said anything about it nor changed it in your story

Captain REX
Oh. You mean the Gameboy 3D. Oops. I forgot. I was busy writing the latest chapter. I think it's chapter 11. The whole story is 22 pages on Microsoft Works.

yerssot
It's ok, go ahead, I'm used of being ignored sad

Captain REX

Captain REX
Bumping...

Captain REX
Bumping again...

Captain REX
I've got to go to school. I be back at 3:30 pacific time.

finti
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Captain REX
I'm back. Bumping...

Captain REX
Come on! Aren't you going to tell me what you think of my writing? Finti, Lance, anyone?

Ushgarak
I DO have this habit of putting people I know in my stories. Edna rather liked the fantasy version of her!

(Not THAT sort of fantasy, queeq)

Rex, it is my experience that people do not like making public comments on unfinished work; it's difficult to fully relate to the material. I'll PM you a coupe of comments if you want.

Gundark
I agree....better to make positive comments and constructive criticism in private. Thats what I do with Ush.

As for Machine, my complete sympathies. Being 38 years old now, let me offer you a piece of advice. I only dated guys who DIDN'T go to my high school. So when things didn't work out (as was inevitable) you didn't have to deal with still seeing them around all the time-or worse, with another girl, whilst you are suffering double humiliation. Follow me ?

Captain REX
Okay. PM me with what you think. I rather just find out what everyone thinks. If your going to say it sound to Star Warsish, that's because I get a lot of ideas from there, and from other movies and books, and a few from off the top of my head. Most are SW ideas changed by me and my ideas.

Gundark
Well Ush writes better than I do, but I'll give ya my two cents. Give me a day or two, captain....

finti
... and then wake me up

Dim
Next time, Rex you should probably make a new thread for it...It might get lost when you stick it in an unrelated topic.


*nudges fint* You're snoring..

Gundark
*stands next to Dim, staring at finti in his little bed*

Ya know, he drools just like Homer.... laughing out loud

Dim
Maybe he's becoming Homer

*check fint's hairline*

yerssot
Well, he has the tummy for it... big grin

Gundark
Let's take him to the all-you-can-eat seafood buffet.....

queeq
What's Homer's record again?

Gundark
They threw him out cause they ran out of food.

finti
I dont eat sea food ..............

ToMacco
ohhhhhhhh! Homer talk! smile

Yes, he ate all the seafood, and two plastic lobsters. rolling on floor laughing

Dim
That can't be good for a body..

ToMacco
Then he takes "The Fryin' Dutchman" to court.

"The sign said 'all you can eat'"

Captain REX
I would eat a lot.

ToMacco
I don't really care for seafood.

Dim
I want some crabcakes.. Anyway...time to close this I think.

ToMacco
crabcake? No thanks. You can have mine, Dimmy.

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