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Does anyone else notice how active the General Discussion is today?

It ususally is for these four or five hours.

Cool. This is really boosting my post count.

Oh there's another one added to my count.

It sucks that this is the busiest time, because it is right in the middle of the day here. I usually only get to post when I'm about to go to bed (which ranges from 11pm to 3am here).

Same with me. But I don't have anything better to do today so I decided to post a lot.

What time is it right now in Tennessee? About 5:30? It's almost 4:30 here.

It's going on 4:30

Ah, were in the same timezone! Tex is too.

So your in the CST? Cool.

BTW where is Tex from in Texas? Cause I went through there the other day.

I think he's near Dallas.

We (my family & I) went straight through there.

It's twenty to eleven in the UK, an hour ahead in Europe. The queeqs and so on of this world have gone to bed at this point. I tend to stay up for ages.

And we love your company, Ush.

Don't all computer fanatics?

Big hugs all around, I think...

HORRRRRRRRRRAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!

Yippee.

Ah, we're all so sweet...

Get away you freak!

Well, SOMEONE doesn't like being complimented! You remind me of Edna.

Poor Edna. I don't like hugging other guys for more than a second so please just back off. j/k

EVERYONE! Only mini-hugs for Lance, understand?

You better understand before I pop all yall in the nose. j/k

oh look, someone else with insomnia, hello. ush, can i just have cash in a card please as apose to hugs. you know moneys tight and all.

I don't know... money isn't as sweet...

oh it is, think of all the sweets i could buy with your money ush, cola bottles, marshmellows, chocolate cigars. ahh sweet.

Actually I live in the city, wouldn't be caught dead in the suburbs

ah not a slummer then. finally someone with some class. bearing in mind that all the dallas suburbs are full of sandy fields, buffalos, horses and peope named jr.

I am glad the suburbs I'm in now are growing real fast.

*flash forward 20 years and imagines Tex living in the Burbs with his wife and rugrats*

so how big is it? I imagine that the biggest citys in norway are about as big as your suburbs.

Well imagine this:

When I first moved there over 10 years ago there was only 1 stop light.

Now every street has at least 5.

It's tripled in size since we've been here.

so you're that popular?

you didn't got the idea huh mah?
It trippled AFTER he left!

Oh no no no no. I brought the people in, they flock to me!

yup, they never so something that ugly (after me)

Okay, but then why were most of them pretty girls wanting me?

pretty girls!!! where did you say you lived??

because they are blind?

No cause they know a man when they see one.

so they are still looking then.

::runs off screaming::

"I hate you, just leave me alone alright!"

poodoo finti! You are a master at this!

Just leave me alone

ow! come on! We want more of this!

It's that harsh Norway weather; it makes Finti very cruel.

what about mah? he's not cruel!

Ah, just goes to show.

and Thomas H?

You all suck, you know that?

j/k

I could go for an apple now...

What type? Red or Green?

green, like it more than the red ones

Espcially when they have the sour taste to them. And when they're juicy as all hell. They are way better than the red ones.

I REALLY want an apple now!!!

They do sound good don't they?

till you eat them

No way, green apples are the best. I could never grow tired of them

perhaps... I'm not sure about that

Maybe we could take those apples and spice them up a little bit.

we could sell our own apples!

Caramel Apples!!!

liquid apples!

What??? Did you just make that up?

uhuh

Liquid Apples.

Take 2 put them into a blender that has 1 cup of water in it. Mix at high speeds for 1-2 minutes. Chill and serve.

Makes about 2 servings.

why did you told them that? It was our secret mix!

I left out the secret ingredient though

you mean the heroine?

Now you let the secret out of the bag!

See people are starting to laugh at you cause of what you did

quick! quick! delete my post!

I would if I could.

If you could be a mod, you mean?

way ahead of you lance

Aha.

what?

What did you mean by "Way ahead of you lance"?

I'm standing here, and you way over there

Oh so it's time to be literal right?

*checks watch*
it is?

Dumbass!

j/k

Ow? I'm not? shame!
Seemed nice to be one!

You're just full of useless posts today aren't you?

always two they are

No more! Just less!

Lance, don't tell me you only post interesting stuff!
and besides, it's the GDF! It' an unwritten law to post stupid stuff here!

and you two are the masters of that law!

I know just pointing it out to ya

A master and an apprentice...

and yes; I am the master! not Lance, he's a decoy

No I post useless ones so you can add to them

I'm not going to answer to that one ...



d'oh!

Looks like you did answer to it.

looks like there's still no point in these posts

No point at all!

and what was the meaning of this thread? nothing! We are online now, right!

The name of the thread is active. And we're actvie

if you can call pressing the keyboard keys anything else than just lazy

But I AM lazy!
I can't help it man! I can't help it!
But we must carry on and plan the sequal,
because let's face it baby! This days you got to have a sequal!

I can! I call it typing. Neat word huh? I invented it myself.

typ...ing?

Padawan, what's typing?

It is where you make words from pressing down these little grey buttons on the flat thing with all the letters.

you do what???
wich grey things? wich letters?

everyday we learn something new, eh?

Now if any of you use my technique then I will have to sue you. I have it patented.

learn? what's that?

It's getting way to complicated in here!

For your simple mind yes.

it might have something to do with the oxygen that is dissapearing

Yeah it's all getting sucked out of his air head.

Wich oxygen?

*tries to catch some*
ow! come on! Just a little bit is enough!

You need a net if you're going to try and catch any.

*takes net*
*tries to catch oxygen*
It's impossible! Even for a computer!

It's not impossible. I used to bullseye oxygen in Beggars Canyon back home in my T-16.

The oxygen here is only two moluculs wide!

Well get a bigger net with smaller holes.

ow! SMALLER holes!
Well, would be nice if you told me that sooner!

You should have though of that earlier. Oh, nevermind, this is yerss I'm talking to.

what's wrong with talking to me?

I've been frozen for thirty years! ok?

You were there for the Clone Wars?

they originally wanted to clone me, but then I had to take some intelligents tests and then they said I wasn't good enough

Just imagine a million of yerss'.

more yerss to love

Oh god!

I made a funny joke! Yay!

waffle god

Lego my Eego.