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post lawyer jokes of any kind here!

Here is one

You're trapped in a room with a Demon, a Lion, and a lawyer, and you only have two bullets left. What do you do? Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

And another

what's the difference between an octopus and a lawyer?
One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a fish.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many?

Damn, I don't remember.

~hmmmm... how long would it take you to manage to get the number of posts to 300? I'll do sumtin crazy and funny if you do...~

um, at this time? Hard to say.

Okay, I bet in a half an hour, I'll have this thread at 300 posts! Like totally, fer sher.