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I dunno if this would work but here goes..

What I'm aiming for here is a never ending sentance where the person above you types something left open for someone else to finish.

(i.e. First person:The trees are green but the....
Second person: ...drink isn't very nice.)

You get the general idea, anyway I'll start...

"Alcoholic beverages....."

are purple.

i know a penguin who

ate my soul

cheese is....

started a fight with a lion.

the equivilent of orange toast

is like my evil chemistry teacher

fire is like

cold turkey.

The guy next door has....

..a strange penchant for animals.

There once was a girl......

who had a lightsaber and married a jedi.
There once was a man ..........

a rod is .........

...who had a YT100 space cruiser.

Nobody ever notice.....

...the violence in a prison cell.

Driving at midnight.........

.....is quite dangerous.
The snow is yellow because...

they spilt lemonade?

Drinking coffee can...

seriously damage mental health

when i look this way....

...I could look the other way too.

Roses are red Violets are.....

n't roses

what happens when...

you surf the net in your underwear?

Can a man truly....

get away with wearing a dress?

the apples keep....

the worms hid.

A man who wears makeup...

is no man.

I want to be.....

Johnny Depp

Once a frog always...

.......a nasty toad.

Sail away into the......

deep blue

once upon a time....

I scratched my butt.

That man was...

eating the next's door garbage.

My cat smells like...

fresh blood

Dancing in Russia is not a good idea because...

Stalin can kill you.

You are a...

foolish son of a blithering idiot

Lord of the Flies was....

the father of Soth.

A dog in the rain...

.. gets wet.

The cat in the hat is a book and the movie........

sucked some serious ass

Loving movies is like...

plucking your eyebrows.

On holiday I like to...

dance naked in the poppy fields

I was once violated by a...

wet nurse.

The stars shine upon...

your head stuck in the ground.

The house in the corner was destroyed by...

a random comment

Eating spaghetti can...

be dangerous because of the crazy worms.
My life doesn't suck because...

I love trees.

This one time at band camp....

I shoved a flute up my weener hole!

Yesterday at Church, the priest . . . .

let out a big one...

Too much time does...

make the mind rot.
Andy Roddick is........

a good tennis player
DeNiro is ......

a douch bag.

Vanilla coke is...

alright
what is the sound of one hand clapping

the sound of a tree falling where noone can hear,

It's 6:00 and...

where is your dog?

What is the circumfrence...

of my penise

DeNiro is going to his friend ..... house soon

because he needs his underware back.
Your computer controls your mind because...

It's being bribed by the Dark Lord

Goats.....

love hills.

Not everyone knows that...

...cheese is the tool of Satan

I like pie...

....in my eye.
Sheep are...

...tasty

life sucks...

....like a leech on your ass.
Pink footballs....

...are scary

a fishbowl...

............keeps eating my mother

joe called me a ..........

...stupid high heel

what makes me irritated

....pink turkey.
Monkeys are..

dangerous

i like...

mojojojo!

apples taste like......

apples?

i live...

...in the fiery depths of hell.
Crazy C is....

a former psychopath

i am...

_CYCLOPS_'s wife.
I am...

daedalus

pink bunnies...

eat cannibals for breakfast.

Life is like a...

nightmare

all the dead...

have come back to life.

doesnt it suck when...

your cat drives the jeep through your bedroom window

When I was at school yesterday..

I lit the chemistry lab on fire.

After I lit the lab I...

dropped DEAD!!!!

when i ate my lunch

got my ass kicked by the principal

He also called my mom, she was...

banging the postman.

There could never be......

love between me and my economics-teacher GROSS


when I was at my friends place yesterday..

i ate pizza

a boat

came from hell

but then.....

the monkey died

i fell

on my couch

but i couldn't...

....get up this morning I was so tired.

I love Martial Arts movies because........

..of the sex and violence.

Guns are better...

than roses.

If you die...

you can't get up again

finally iv'e forgotten...

...to do the laundry.

On Valentine's day lovers exchange.......

their souls for kisses.

That elephant...

and so do bankers

wesnesday is the universal....

to scratch your butt

I've forgotten to...

scratch your butt!!!

why can't i...

scratch my butt!?

I think I've...

scratched my butt.

I wish someone would...

forgotten what to say

i'll scratch my butt because...

I can.

Damn those....

people smithers, seriously i want you to damn them

yesterday.....

all my troubles seemed so far away,

We all live....

in an aubergeen!!!!

anger leads to....

fear, fear leads to hatred ..

When the last of

violence!

which leads to...

when the last of the moheekins eats, which leads to a famine

too many people talk

.....in a very big office room.

For lunch time we should go to.......

Macky Ds get a double cheese burger and then go....

.....eat it at the park.

Tomorrow is Friday I think someone is going to........

have to hand in there invetnion and then there teacher will....

.....give that person a good grade.

I hope it rains tomorrow because.......

there is a huge drought here and...

im thirsty...

cant wait for tomorrow because...

....thats when the school get demolished and we all...

...drove off a cliff and died in a giant fireball. How's that for a morbid ending?

then we all floated up to heaven on a big cloud

heaven? I ain't goin there

me neither im goin to hell!

hey, we'll get to meet each other there

yeh!

I hate it when...

I get my willy stuck in the zipper.

Ravens are like writing desks because...

...they are made of swiss caramel eggs.
The thing about socks is.....

they are snuggly warm.

I used to thing I was insane but....

..now im sure i am.

Last night before bed, I...

..had to play to tire myself out.

you've been..

a naughty boy , go to my room

That cat was

doing the weird thing with dog again.

out of the blue...

a giant rat started to eat my eyeballs.

George Washington was a...

chicken

I luv to.....

...smoke pot

Saddam Hussain should be...

...kill kittens.

The loser like to...

...cut the cheese!

Once i was a....

boy.

Luanne is a...

...hooker

last night i saw a flying...

...broomstick which held an undescribably ugly black figure

when i went out on the street.....

...I saw my mom on the corner bending over into a car.

As the plane lifted off I saw...

the pilot jump out the cockpit.

Every morning before I get out of bed...

...I curse Charlemagne for inventing the concept of public school.

On Valentine's day I am very lonely and depressed so I...

go over to Jithra to be cheered up

i always come on at the most stupidest of times so i dedcided to...

...not open up my parents bedroom door to see them making whoopie.

Every year at new year's I...

...Quit school!!

I really like the little chocolate hearts with caramel inside so I...

That last one was to bloomi

...kill little girls, stuff them in my freezer, and eat theirs.

I'm really not...

wake up in someone else's bed.

I wouldn't care so much if...

Sorry, Darth...too late...I already posted it.

*rats*

i'll take it then

...went over to jithra's house and found her standing on the porch with a whole boxful of them!!

Mine was better.

let him decide on THAT:P

It's seven o'clock and I wanna rock so I...

play my accordion to my inflatable woman

Fire is cool.....

because it's a combustion which needs oxygen to keep burning.

I'm interested in going to a space seminar...

to feed my goat in antigravity

Who likes....

...furry turkey.
This thread was resurrected because....

it's not very good and good use further improvement.

The nights are long....