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Waking up at twelve in my clothes again
Feel my head explode from a night of gin another night out late
I don't wanna drink don't wanna be a clown
Gotta get my feet back on the ground before it pulls me in

How come we've ended up like this
And who's gonna catch me when I'm coming down to hit the ground again

All by myself (Waking up at twelve in my clothes again)
cause I don't wanna drag you down hold you down
Cause you're a friend I blame myself (Feel my head explode from a night of gin)
I guess you think it's funny now funny now

On the underground with the freaks and frowns
Looking at the world through silver clouds but then it all came down
I gotta rise above the emotional flood
Gotta cut these ropes around my hands pull myself around

How come we've ended up like this
And who's gonna be there when I've lost control I'm heading to crashland

All by myself (Waking up at twelve in my clothes again)
cause I don't wanna drag you down hold you down
Cause you're a friend I blame myself (Feel my head explode from a night of gin)
I guess you think it's funny now funny now

All by myself
cause I don't wanna drag you down hold you down
Cause you're a friend I blame myself
I guess you think it's funny now funny now
It's such a shame

All by myself (Waking up at twelve in my clothes again)
cause I don't wanna drag you down hold you down
Cause you're a friend I blame myself (Feel my head explode from a night of gin)
I guess you think it's funny now funny now
It's such a sin

All by myself (Waking up at twelve in my clothes again)
cause I don't wanna drag you down hold you down
Cause you're a friend I blame myself (Feel my head explode from a night of gin)
I guess you think it's funny now funny now

Plagiarism is neither big or clever.

You're the special one areound here aren't you BB?

but I want to be special too!

We already know you the original special one.

Ow yeah!
*starts to moonwalk*
*falls off moon*

Good for you

*rubs head*
why?

Nevermind

Well, back to the topic about nothing at all.

.................................I'm bored.

( o y o )

Boobies!

now where did I left my ToMacco Slapping Machine...

Who cares

you, in just a few minutes...

And what is that supposed to mean young man?

*gets out the TSM*
nothing at all

Hey now, no need for violence

It's useless to resist

Why? Is the power to strong?

yes; and it might hurt

I'm used to women slapping me, so just bring it.

so woman/men; same thing for you?

ow! A wise boy huh?
*brings out the Advanced ToMacco Slapping Machine*
*puts Lance's head in the machine*
Let's see... 50 minutes?

::Muffled voice::

I can take it!

Ok, I'll set the power to the lowest stand: extremly painfull

I'm used to women slapping me like I said. I don't think it will work

To wasn't well after his smacking...

was he well before????

uhuh, it was a long time ago...

Loooooooooooooong time ago.

Right?

Yes, huh. . .um. . .hello. I got hitted on my head by ah. . . well. . . the smacking machine. . . and, er. . . green is a good color and waffles. . .um...staples...........Vader killed Lincoln.

You Welcome! Blue crayons taste the best!

*tastes a blue crayon*
nah! Red is better!

Don't eat crayons, they stick to your teeth. Drink some glue, instead.

What about the paste that you get in kindergarten?

Yeah, that works.

I used to know some kid who would take big globs of it a time in his mouth

Tasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why would someone want to do that though? Gross

*snifs glue*
hi hi! Fun whiiiiiiii

"Sniffs glue through a tube and plays rubix cube"

What the bloody hell is going on here?????????

I only posted the lyrics from my favourite song because I was completly bored, but glue sniffing, special boys etc.

You need help!!!!!!!!

Sting's version is better....

Woke up in my clothes again this morning
Don't know exactly where I am
I should heed my doctor's warning
He does the best with me he can

Shadows in the rain.........

Hmmmmmm...song quoting and glue sniffing seem to be related somehow.

By Dim ! You've discovered the true nature of everyone's insanity in here !

Note : Can't take credit for "By Dim". Ush came up with that during a conversation we had a couple of weeks back....

That's not the Sting song. Sting did Can't Stop Losing You while Feeder wrote Just A Day.

How exactly can glue sniffing be related to song quoting?

Ooooo.... a challenge.

BB, those are the lyrics for the beginning to Shadows In The Rain. The song you quoted Sting as doing is Can't Stand Losing You, not Can't Stop Losing You.

huh??

finti obviously has sniffed too much glue.

and when is the chopper coming

Let me check with Radar.

is he into glue?

No- but he always knew when the choppers were coming before anybody else did.

Frank Burns eats worms.

he looks like one.

One worm?

I liked the one where they drugged Frank and wrapped him up in bandages. Then Hotlips found him, woke him up and took him to the party where Hawkeye and Trapper were. Hawkeye looks at them coming in and says "The mummy strikes" and makes a face.

That was a scream !

"Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realise and I can see

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please" - Altman/Mandel

I just knew he would know the words to that song.

Score another one for the Jukebox !!

must be something like 3000000 - 0

my head hurts...too much glue...

at least it keeps your mouth shut

i sense evil

your senses serves you well

i know

So we havent' stumped finti yet.

no chance of that

This may be a long shot...

...but does anyone remember watching the atrocious pilot episode of the Doctor Who spin-off 'K-9 and Company' back in the 80s?

(And as a Dr. Who fan may I add that, considering all the great spin-off ideas they had for that show, the fact they only made THAT pile of crap was unforgivable)

No I don't remember it. I do, unfortunately, remember Galactica: 1980.

Now that was incredibly bad.

is that when they reach earth ( Galactica 1980)
Dr. Who is soooooooooooooooooooooo bbbbaaaaaaaddddd

Yes, it is when they reach Earth.

Dr. Who, meanwhile, is a classic...

I remeber they showed re runs of Dr Who when I was living in the States. I must say I dont think I ever seen such a really crap show ever.

You saw Space: Above and Beyond...

True and it was a good concept, but they were unable to capitalize on it. After two episodes it went dull. Never knew how it ended though.

Dr.Who scared the crap outta me when I was a kid, yet I always found myself watching it still. Monkey, however, was my favourite show as a child and I'd love to see them all again.



MMMMMMONKEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Dr Who scared you, christ what those really bad rolling robots.
British sci fi really sucks Blake 7

I really liked Dr. Who.....

So do I. And Blake's 7. Just ignore Finti, he's a bit funny when it comes to tv sci fi.

But I thought he agreed with you and I on SPACE 1999.

Oh. Never mind. Must have been some other viking.

not to many of us brave Norsmen so I probably know him

Hagar the Horrible.

he has horn in his helmet

What about your horns?

bend over and I`ll show you

I said horns..not horny

I know, stand still there Dimmy girl ouch time

No! *covers rear* I don't want to get poked!

*pokes Dim with finger* now over to more serious stuff

What's that?

I dont know you started this

Actually Bad Boy did..so go poke him.

*gets branding iron ready* OKAY

how come I have the feeling finti likes this?

just watch your ass Waffelina

my ass is fine, thank you

hmmm... I wonder when the next butt-control will be held

Hmmmm..you have to watch out for fint's little love pokes..they hurt.

my butt is in control.........

huh are you claiming I am inti S&M Dim

it's not THAT butt-control!
Finti is not an official checker, I am!

shae mate

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, wellllllllllllllllllllllllll, ahem.....

no, that's the cheek inspector, K

that reminds me...

*pinches K's cheeks*
yup; still working fine...

Depends...are you gonna brand me if I say it?

*ouchhhhh*

still there.....

*heats up anti EU branding iron*

*covers butt* *runs*

I didn't pinched THAT hard...

just had to do that control to see if you could still chew well

this will hurt

hurt who?? *looks very nice an innocent of everything*

those branded will hurt

*grabs fint's leg*
I'll be goooooooooooooooood *sob*
Please don't hurt me Mr. Fintland
*sits on fint's foot*

I wont hurt you Dim, this is for all those European EU members

*continues to protect buns*

*watches Dimmy dig her heels into finti's foot*

Vikings feel no pain

*grabs Kodak*
*takes picture*
hehe, this is a prize-winner

*keeps her place on fint's foot*

I almost broke my brother's foot this way when I was a kid..hehehe

you gonna act like the moonraker when I brand your butt if you not get off my foot

Hmmmmmmmm...no.
*holds on tighter and prepares to chomp down on fint's knee*

*starts chanting*

dim-mee, dim-mee, cim-meee

sit on my lap then . YERS time for some tattoing

nasty peole!!

cover your buns, yerssssssss; run

you can run but you cant hide

What will happen now?
Will SmilieBat come and save the day?

Check back for a new episode!

SmileyBat??? Where is SmileyBat???

ah, that will be revealed in the next episode, be patient

*sits in fint's lap and touches the handle of the brand*


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH...that's hot yers...better hide your rear.

I bet the bat wont smile too much after this

you're going to burn SmilieBat?
I want to see that!

dimmy, stay in finti's lap and distract him ALOT.

hey I am used to girls on my lap I aint that easy to distract

ooooooooooooo, reveal your past, you do *yoda's voice*

past ??

Hmmmmmmmm...*worried*

Dim is now my official deputy branding cowgirl

are you gonna cuddle your cowgirl or brand her??? she's still in your lap.

cuddle, and dont worry Dim, have girls on my lap all the time. Live and Monika

Oh Good!..I starting to worry that maybe I should use some...protection



So brand him already..

*steam rises*

poor smiley bat aka Yers

SmilieBat is still on holiday actually...

Hmmmmmmmmmm...and you have one heck of a boo boo..

okay..on that note I'm closing this one.. fint can brand elsewhere