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yo' mama so fat, when your dad wants to kiss her, he punches her in the gut and ride the third wave in...

Is so fat that she got hit by a car and she yelled WHO THREW THAT ROCK...

yo' mama is so fat she chased down the school bus because she thought it was a giant twinkie...

Yo moma is so fat, when she broke her leg, gravey came out

yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner...she sucks and blows and gets laid in the closet


yo mama is like railroad tracks, she gets laid all over town

yo momma so fat her bllod type is Hersey!

yo' mama is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil...

LL

yo' mama so poor she buys m n m's one by one... on layaway...

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo' mama so fat.............she's not very thin

Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
Yo mama's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Yo mama's so dumb, if my dog was was as dumb as your mom, he'd walk backward and wag his head
Yo mama's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the cameras
Yo mama's so fat her shadow weighs a hundred pound
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctors slapped her parents
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving

yo mama EDITED this post.

Yo mama's so poor they put her photo on food stamps.

Yo mama's so fat she went out in heels and came back in flip flops
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a toilet and pi$sed herself
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death

Yo Moma So Old when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock

hahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama is so hairy, when she was born the doctor said she looked like Chewbacca

yo' mama is so stupid that when her professor told her to do an essay, she f*cked a mexican...

Your moma so fat that when she goes to New York, people scream at her "Hey Taxi!!!"

yo' momma is like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!
yo' momma like a doorknob cuz everyone gets a turn!

yo' mama is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in...

yo' momma is like chinese food sweet, sour and cheap!

yo' mama is so fat, she doubled for "free willy"...

yo mama's so fat, she'd eat the world and ask for the main course

Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot is taking her picture!

yo' mama is so fat, she got baptised at sea world...

Yo mama is so poor she went to Mc Donald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

yo' mama is so fat, she's the back up for the good year blimp...

yo' mama is so nasty I called her on my cell phone to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

yo mama is so nasty, she stuffs ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh...

Nice 1 kal, that is my favorite 1

thanks

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired

yo' mama is so rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

yo' mama is so hairy that when you were born, you almost died of rug burn...

Yo mama's so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade

yo' mama is so ugly, the last time i saw something like her, i pinned a tail in it...

yo' mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

yo' mama is so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book...

Yo mama's so ugly she goes into a strip joint they pay her to keep her clothes on

Yo mama is so STUPID when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama's so dumn she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

yo mama is os old, when i told her to act her age, she dropped dead...

yo' mama is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at Mc Donalds!

yo mama is so nasty, she makes onions cry...

Yo mama's so ugly she uses a line of makeup called, 'why bother?'

yo mama is so poor, she can't even pay attention...

yo' mama is so nasty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama's so fat she puts mayonise on her asprin

yo' momma is so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker.

Yo mama's so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forehead...

^ that is nasty.

yo' mama is so fat that when she puts on a red dress, people scream HEY KOOL-AID!

Yo mama's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair...

So tall she did a cartwheel and hit jesus OR is like a hardware store....... 5 cents a screw

yo' mama is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo mama's so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up...
Yo mama's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons...

yo' mama is so stupid she thinks the USSR means United States Second Republic.

yo mama is so fat, it takes two bus rides just to get to her good side...

yo' mama is so stupid she won a prize in a Radio contest and then drove to the TV station to pick up.

Yo mama's so dirty that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.

yo' mama is so ugly that she is Freddy's nightmare.

Yo mama's so smelly that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!

yo' momma is so ugly that when Jason saw her, he gave her his mask.

Yo mama's so dumn she failed a survey

yo' mama..........is your biological female parental unit.....

^ ^

Yo mama's so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
Yo mama's so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business

^lol

yo' mamma is so fat that when yo daddy took her dancing the DJ scream DANCE ROOM IS FULL!

yo mama so hairy when you were born you got rugburn

yo' mama is so stupid that when she won a prize to go to Disneyland she scream "I'M GOING TO TAKE MY PICTURE WITH BUGS BUNNY!!!"

yo mama is so old she took her driving test o a dinosaur...

yo mama so stupid she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone

yo' moma is so ugly when the devil saw her, he slam the doors of Hell on her face!

yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

yo' mama is so ugly that she gets special discounts on beauty products!

yo mama so stupid her favorite color is clear...

yo mama so hairy she brades her nose hairs

yo mama is os hairy, it look like she gots don king in a head lock...

yo' mama is dumb that she drops you at her job, and then she drives to your school.

yo mama is so FUGLY, she trick or treat by phone...

yo' mama.....is alive....unless she's not

yo mama is so nasty, her farts causes the polar caps to melt...

yo' mama is so easy, she heard the entomologist say "this specimen is a Tiger Swallowtail" and she said "Swallow tail? Don't mind if I do!"

yo' mama

<running out of stupid ideas

yo mama is like a brick-- always geting laid...

yo momma's so fat she gets stuck in her dreams!

yo mama is so nasty, saddam wants to bottle her breath to use as a biological weapon...

yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free samples from the Supermarket.

yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use the tampon string as an escape rope....

yo' mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

yo mama is so old she used to gangbang with the hebrews...

I love the yo' mama's so fat jokes. so of them are so funny. and I want to hear all of your mama's so fat jokes. I will give you one of mine


yo' mama's so fat she sat on the rainbow and out popped skittles



okay now you give me sum of your's

Yo mamas so fat her ass has got more crack than Harlem.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=28294&highlight=yo+mama

lol, that a good one amity75.


yo mama's so fat she moved and god said let there be light.

yo' moma so stupid when you were born she said "HEY it comes with a cord!"

lol lol lol lol

I'm offended.

yo mama's so fat when she walks it messures on the rector scale.

And that in English?

translation
your mom is so fat when she walks it sets off an earthquake

yo mama is so fat when she went sky diving with a yellow suit on everyone thought it was dooms days because the sun was falling

yo mama is so fat when she walks down the street with a yellow shirt on everyone raises there hands and yells *TAXI*

yo mama is so fat that she was baptised at water world.

yo mama is so fat that when she wanted a water bed she threw a blanket over the atlantic ocean.

yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and said WHO THREW THAT ROCK.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office he said one at a time please.

yo mama is so fat when she goes to get the mail China has the after effect tremors.

yo mama is so fat that she can cure world hunger if she went on a diet

yo' moma so stupid when you were born she said "HEY it comes with a plug!"

its not a fat joke but it still is a yo' mama joke

yo mama's so fat, she wears thre sizes clothes, extra large, jumbo, and oh my god it's comin towards us

to mama's so fat, that when she went to the meditereanean and went swimming in a brown suit, she was claimed by spain as new land

stupid jokes

yo dads so stupid that when he wants a hot idea he puts his head in the micro wave.

Yo so stupid u even flunked rescess

yo so stupid you got hit by a parked car.

Clumsy jokes

Yo so clumsy u slep on the floor and still fell out of bed.

yo' daddy so ugly when he put his head out the windo he was arested for disturbing the peace

yo mamas so fat she played pool with the planets

yo mamas teeth are so yellow I cant believe its not butter

yo mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Your mother's weight problem is so outstanding that she could be consisdered obese

yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scales she saw her phone number

your mamas so small she went hangliding on a dorito

yo mamma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

yo mamma so stupid she thinks a quaterback is a refund

yo mama is so stupid, she spent all day staring at a box of orange juice 'cause it said "concentrate"...

Yo mama's so dumb, she knew she only had one leg and she still tried to run for president








(retarded i know)

Yo mama's so old, instead of having milk in her breasts she has sour cream

Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

yo mommas so fat she got a run on her jeans.

yo mammas so fat she sat on a dollar and a booger poped out of George Washingtons nose

lol, you guys are great.

yo mamas so fat her drivers license picture says continued on other side.

yo mamas so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for indecency.

yo mama so fat that if she was poked with a pin and she popped.

yo mama so fat people run around her for exercise.

yo mama so fat she fell and it formed the Grand Canyon

yo mama so fat she goes to the movies and takes up seven rows.

yo mama so fat she wears saturn's ring for a belt.

yo mama so fat people in the dessert stand behind her for shade.

yo mama so old she took her driving test on a dinosaur...

and here are some more

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips


Yo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.

Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur

Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.

Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.


Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor

Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.



Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid, " she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat, she's larger than life.

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama's so fat, she's once, twice, three times a lady

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.

Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.

Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.


Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones, " she got the part as the big rolling ball

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."

Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years

Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids

Yo mama's so fat, she can't just work one corner, she has to work all four

Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door

Yo mama's so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said "Look at the elephant!"

Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us! LOLOLOLOL

i really dont think you people should be celebrating your mothers' obesity. if anything, you should be supportive and encouraging in guiding them towards a healthier lifestyle.

lol,.....sorry but her psychiatrist gave up and so did I.

Yo mama's so fat small objects orbit her

Yo mama's so fat she make Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic

Yo mama's so smelly even the dogs won't smell her

Yo mama's so smelly that when she spreads her legs, I get seasick...

Yo mama's so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby

Yo mama's so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backing up

LMAO!!!!!! lol

your mother is so fat that she uses a teabag as a pillow

you mean pillow as a teabag?

yeah

your mammas so fat when she and your dad had sex he rolled over 7 times and he was still on top

hehehe

i'll say again:

hey tnh how you been

just fine Barfy old chap

Glad to hear it

dj

so when did you get your name changed?

at like 3 o' clock in the morning

Yo mommas so fat she uses the empire state building as a dildo. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/eek3.gif

^^^^ omg, where did you hear that one?

From a freind.

lol.....

yo mamas so fat when she goes to the movies she gets group rates.

Yo mommas so fat she fell in love and broke it.

yo mama so fat, if she went on a diet she could stop world hunger.

Your mommas so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.

lol i need mroe mamma jokes name all u can think of

you might want to search for them using the search box, mate

merged your thread hope this helps