If Men Ruled The World

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LanceWindu
Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A smack to the ass and a
"Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time"
would pretty much do it.

Birth control would come in ale or lager.

Valentine's Day would be moved to February
29th so it would only occur in leap years.

Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to
a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden
Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view
event in world history.

The only show opposite "Monday Night Football"
would be
"Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".

Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".

People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car,
as long as you returned it the following day with
a full tank of gas.

When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you
during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the
corner of the screen during a time-out.

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed
as an acceptable response to "I love you".

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

"Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night",
would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches
for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

dave123
what do you mean "If"?

Korri
laughing thats so true

silver_tears
Dave mad

Korri
haha funny boy

yerssot
what? no "no chance in hell there will be a worldwar every 28 days"??

Korri
devil there would

yerssot
only if women ruled the world

Korri
dont start!

silver_tears
ahem must we remind you who started the last war, all men roll eyes (sarcastic)

yerssot
with what?

Korri
cheese

yerssot
but I like cheese cry

silver_tears
what's cheese got to do with it, got to do with it.... *goes off singing* happy

Korri
laughing thats a good song

silver_tears
thank you raver

Korri
do u write?

silver_tears
no it's not mine stick out tongue
its just what's love got to do with it, but instead of love it's cheese big grin

Korri
sssssh dont tell anyone

dragonpisces272
Tina Turner...the voice that scares off the birds at the runway of the airplanes...

Korri
eek! silver_tears has a new sig!

dragonpisces272
oh yea! Happy valentines everyone

Korri
u forgot?

silver_tears
Yes I do cool avatar too wink

dragonpisces272
i didnt forget, just that i forgot to great everyone here at KMC

Korri
i want a new sig sad

silver_tears
ask B yes

Korri
nah its kewl

Krabs55
your sig is cool anyway

Korri
mine?

Syren
Krabs55, is your name Kerry??

Korri
my name is Kerry

sith_darth_jay
your name is korri yes

Korri
same difference

g2g noe peepz c ya xx

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