Top 10 Post - Modern Horror Movies Cliches ( compiled from posts )

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The Top 10 Post - Modern Horror Movies Cliches :

1 : No-one ever gets a Mobile phone signal

2 : The killer never dies (u think they have but they always come back)

3 : A policemen will appear, and the cast will assume themselves saved, the audience is meant to think this also, but this policeman or policemen, will die, either straight away, or they will turn up later dead, either in a squad car or somwhere else.

4:There's always some kind of road sign,eg Dead End or Wrong Turn etc

5 : a nu-metal soundtrack, big guitars kicking in as the credits roll

6 :You never get to see breasts in horror films anymore

7 : The cast are never really scared of the killer, they always say things like, " C'mon bring it, im right here, come and get me",
8 : Sluts, stoners & Jocks Die ( Virgins live)
9 : Students ( High School or college, sometimes both in a franchise/series)( never adults/old people), some really good looking , others less so and some just plain ugly, and it is always obvious from the introduction who is going to die ( ie the less attractive and the ugly), and who is going to live( The Attractive)

10 : The embarassing psuedo intellectual , dialouge, pop culture and philosophy/pyschology references, psuedo humourous concepts.
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