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Damn! I can't go back to bartending school until Wednesday. I've got two days to do nothing.

So you'll be getting drunk then

Hmm, I could do that. No, it wouldn't be wise to drink during the day, alone. But maybe it will be fun!

more time to get drunk

Oh I'm sure my parents and friends would love that.

"Luke, what did you do all day?"

"Ah, I got drunk."

"I followed the advice of someone I hardly know"

hey to, take a beer fro me to!!

"So your saying you got drunk all day because one of your internet friends told you to?"

"That's right. Now move away from fridge, I need another beer!"

Poodoo! I need a mother like you have!

Well, I'm 22, so they really don't have anything to say about it, as long as it's not their booze.

They know I'm a party animal, but they also know I've got my shit together, so they arn't worried about it. Unless I started to drink by myself, then they would probably say something.

so you can't get drunk alone huh?
Well, get to some friends then!

They're all at work or school.

get yourself a job then!

yes, that's why I'm going to bartending school.

not till Wednesday

*thinks about going to the liquor store*

*gives extra money to To*

I'll be right back!

you have bartender schools over there. man this country sux. a school where they teach you to pour drinks. i was just taught my sexy landlady boss, to pour drinks that is

hehhe

that's one thing I have never done is work behind a bar. I have been a jewellery salesperson, I have cleaned rooms in a B&B, I have worked in a theme park, Done a paper round, but I have never as of yet worked behind a bar!

what about working in an airplane? Have you done that?

What's with this bar-keep school nonsense, how hard can it be to pour a drink!? You must be the village idiot to fail that course.

Well, any idiot can be a bartender in a run-down slum bar full of drunkin idiots.

This trains me the "proper" way to do things. I'll get to wear a Tux and probably work at a nice resturant or something. I'll make some nice bank!

Cha-ching!!!! $ $ $ $ $

You can make a lot of money bartending at small private parties or catered occasions. People tend to get really drunk and give you unintentionally large tips.

True, Gundy.

You can make good cash working side jobs like weddings.

Plus, I'll make good tips because I'm charming and hot. I'm good at telling people what they want to hear.

So, basically what you're saying is that you're a shickster?

Did he bring you your next drink before the one you were drinking was totally empty ? Thats a good barkeep.

That's not necissarily true, Gundy. They may not want another one.

Not the guys I know.......

You can just tell, in most cases. I've been taught that you have to read a person, which I'm great at.

Things like if they take their jacket off or not. If they don't, they probably only want one, so you ask first.

of course i wanted another one. and he was a great bartender. i was technically still 20 at the time in the us, but 21 in the uk. he understood my plight. but i still don't whether the tip was too much or not.

A $30 tip on a $70 dollar bill? Yeah, that is a damn good tip. You made that bartenders night.

sp 10 is very generous. They'll definately remember you if you come back, especially riding those banthas.

I'd give you free drinks.

Well, I can finally go back tomorrow. I've been sitting on my ass for 2 days.

Then set a row of drinks up for me then, I'll be the one wearing the Wookie costume and using the English accent.

As long as your wearing shoes.