Elanor/Be@st wedding thread
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Be@st
Welcome to El's and my'n wedding thread. We've got a lot of vodkacake, vodka, and beer (for minors). Cooks are making a vodka wedding cake. Enjoy in wedding and try not to start a fight without me.
Vampiree
*takes all the vodkacake* but yer not married!!!! ye gotta get married before ye start a party, dumb person!
Be@st
Well...I'm a demon; I don't know all traditions. takes back vodkacake and eat's a bit of it. Relax; there will be more of it.
Vampiree
get married, then we'll talk about the party, yo
*eats all the vodka cake*
Elanor
this is a pre-party....whats wrong about it...?
we can make the atmosphere
Vampiree
wedding first!
Elanor
vampy....
dont you wanna eat a bit vodka-cake........? hehehe
Be@st
Well... we can't have a pre-party after the wedding; it doesn't make sense.
kofmaster
EL's getting married?
wooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh another wedding whaha congrats el and be@st
Vampiree
YE GOTTA DO IT THE RIGHT WAY!!!! *insane looks* DO IT@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elanor
*siiiigh*
vodka-cake.........? (last trying)
Be@st
Thanx kof (at least someone knows what to do on wedding party's) *looks vamp madly* Anyway; We're doing it.
Vampiree
is eaten... OD IT THE RIGHT WAY!!!
Vampiree
*takes out the PLASTIC SPORK*
Be@st
Am I the only one who sees that vamp is waaay too sober?
Elanor
omg...plastic spork...*runs into his future husband's arms*
kofmaster
0.o....vampy...whahaha you get all werid at weddings
Vampiree
ye dunno what ye're tlakin bout, beast
i'm alone in my house and have half a litre of Sobieski vodka in my freezer
Vampiree
elle: HIS? ye're a guy????
Be@st
*takes a plastic knife to defend his wife*
Vampiree
NOTHING can win with my SPORK
LanceWindu
I just noticed...nearly the whole lot of people postin' in here already have the Husband/Wife thing in their custom title.
Be@st
Vamp; Don't make me turn into a demon.
btw: If you would be drunk you wouldn't have any vodka in your freezer.
Vampiree
yeame and you, lancey... oh wait... ebeast \changed his stats without the ceremony, that's wrong.
Vampiree
YE GOTTA DO IT THE RIGHT WAY!!!! *insane looks* DO IT@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LanceWindu
Yeah!
You're not allowed to change your status yet!
Unless it says...Be@st's Fiancee/Elanor's Fiancee
kofmaster
you better do what she says trust me
man i had the werides dream aye
Be@st
Man; human traditions are way too complicated. Down there in hell I would simply choose a female demon and she would be my wife; I used to miss those time; but now when I have Elanor nothing could replace her.
Vampiree
LANCEY IS RIGHT!!!! THIS IS JSUT WRONG!
Vampiree
be@st: like, whatever, it's still WRONG
LanceWindu
* Hops around saying 'Lancey, Lancey, Lancey, Lancey, Lancey, Lancey' *
Be@st
Well el; we better do it; Vamp scares me (I'm scared that I'll have to kill her)
kofmaster
who cares..if they love each other thats all that matters
*did i just say that?
* oh god......theres something wrong with me
Vampiree
*kicks*
LANCEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vampiree
no luke, ye're just a total wuss...
LanceWindu
Oww!
What the hell was that for?
kofmaster
haha
vampys already undead
kofmaster
haha SHUT IT
*brings out lighter*
Vampiree
lancey: just outta pure friendship and joy!!!! *kicks* LANCEY!!!!
luke: wow, i always get bashed when i tell ppl the truth...
LanceWindu
Oh ok...just be gentle.
LanceWindu
EDIT: Accidental Double Post
Be@st
vamp:You know what I mean (does a phrase ash to ashes mean something to you)
Vampiree
ASS.
ANYWHO. JUST GET A PRIEST AND WE CAN START IN THE CHAPEL THREAD.
BarmyBrummie
*whistles* VODKACAKE!?!?!?!?! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs and grabs 5 plates*
kofmaster
haha i cant hurt you u know that
*puts lighter down*
Paola
where's Vodka???..... NO!!! I MEAN..... where's the bride???
Sesy Allerdyce
PARTY!!!! partypartyparty!!!!!!
Vampiree
VODKACAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paola
YAY!!!!
Be@st
I'd say that bride and a vodka are very near to each other.
Elanor
lets drink!!! im gambit mwhahaha...... (hmmm what do people think about a drunk bride...? i dont care
)
*kisses Be@st* hmm.... it tastes like vodka
Be@st
*takes vodkacake and eats it in one bite* *takes a bottle of vodka and drinks half of it* LEEEEEEET'S PAAAAAAAAAAARTYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
kofmaster
*goes over to the dark corner to think about somethings*
Vampiree
I WANT SB TO PIZZA WITH!!!(who's NOT luckasss)
Elanor
where is your husband?
Elanor
i have done it, silly husband!
thanks for the vodka
*drinks and drinks and drinks then kisses Be@st*
this party is coool
Elanor
then...
PARTYYYYYYYYY!!!
Be@st
*drinks more vodka* Starts singing Y-M-C-A. *eats vodkacake when he's done*
kofmaster
WHAHAHAHA
get your husband then
*sits on the ground*
Vampiree
Y-M-C-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sesy Allerdyce
congrats again!
*hugs el*
Elanor
thank you Ses.... i love you 8~ *hugs*
Be@st
*Flies toward El and kisses her*
kofmaster
*goes over and kisses sesy and gives her a roes* hehe
Be@st
Thanks Ses. Join the party. *throws ses a bottle of vodka*
DezW
*comes in* WHERE IS THE PARTY? *takes out a blackforest cake*
Elanor
do you wanna dance with me, my HUSBAND?
and we can drink vodka during it
Be@st
Sure. Did you ever dance while flying?
Elanor
no but we must start it
Vampiree
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!! *hands elle and beast a washing mashine* *glopms and kisses them both*
Be@st
*Hugs El and starts floating* We should start it now.
Elanor
vampy.....youu.....you.......you are so silly
but i love you.... *sigh*
Elanor
omg...its quite good
Be@st
*looks down and says "thanks vamp. You shouldn't bother with buying a present"*
Vampiree
THAT'S NOT ALL!!!! 8hands them a pair of socks, baby carriage, a new house and a fredge* I LOVE YE GUYS!
DezW
muhahah baby stuffs!
Elanor
hmm.... a house.....not so bad...not so bad....
thank you!
Be@st
We love you to vamp. I'll make sure that you get a few demon servants.
Paola
I brought a car to ya guys
now...... where's the Tequila?????
DezW
but not me!!!! muhahaha! cuz I'm powerful!
Elanor
oh.....you all are so kind to us
ooooh, there is a lot of tequila
and vodka and whisky and whatever you want hehehe
Vampiree
i think they didn't get my subtle baby suggestion
Be@st
OMG. I forgot tequila. *quickly teleports a few bottles* Here it is.
Elanor
ehhhheeehhee....*whistles*
Be@st
Don't worry vamp; we got it. We're especially looking forward to it. Right el?
Vampiree
turn on yer x-ray vision, be@st, she's al;ready pregnant
Elanor
*whistles*
hehe....yes of course we are
Be@st
Honey; is that true?
Elanor
vampy you silly gal.........of course it isnt true
kofmaster
*sits in the darkness with his lighter burning his hand* whaha dont mind me i just feel like doing this
Elanor
dont burn anything hahaha
Paola
*grabs 2 Tequila bottles*
how is El pregnant???
she just got married!!!
Be@st
Drinks a bottle of vodka and eats 3 plates of vodkacake. We're giong to have some fireworks. Dez... you're a demon. You could help me a bit.
DezW
lucaz are ya craaaaazy? *pours water on lucaz head*
DezW
Be@st: ok!
Vampiree
of COURSE IT'S TRU!!!! JUDT LOOK, BEAST!
Elanor
i am not pregnant
just vampy has drunk a lot....
Be@st
She isn't. But there was a possibility. We had a close encounter on vamp's wedding.
Elanor
yes its true...... hehehe...
omg do you remember how it started? you slapped me!!!
Vampiree
LOOK A T IT, FOOL!!!! oh ye can't? ye're SO powerless, beast
Be@st
But we should celebrate that you're gonna be pregnant once. (is that me or vodka speaking) *connect's his hands and starts burning the sky*
Paola
so.....who's gonna get married next??
*finishes her first Tequila bottle*
Sesy Allerdyce
O.O;; omg!
*drinks vodka and starts sing*
DezW
maybe.. you, Pao?
*drinks Baileys*
Be@st
Oh; Vamp...you're making me mad. I don't like to be mad. *closes his eyes and suddenly there's a ring of fire around vamp*
Vampiree
pao: ses and the WUSSass i think
DezW
be@st: what can I do? how can I help?
kofmaster
im covered in water again
*goes over to dezzie and throws water at her muaahha revenge...RUNS*
Be@st
Dez: Well... for start you could dry yourself; and then play a bit with vamp; I mean she is powerless.
Elanor
whahaha.... you have to know that dez can run very quickly
Be@st
EL; my darlin she's a demon. She doesn't have to run. *kisses his wife again* I love you so much my love.
DezW
heeey! heeeey! *throws vodkacake to lucaz*
Elanor
*melts and kisses back* me too
Sesy Allerdyce
falalala...
DezW
powerless vampire! powerless vampire! *eats blackforest cake and drinks cocktail*
Be@st
*drinks more vodka* *and tequila* *mixes vodka and tequila together* Now we have vodquila.
Vampiree
FALALALALALALALA!!!! *sings and dances around with ses andvodka*
Sesy Allerdyce
VODQUILA!!!!! awwwww!!!!
DezW
powerless demon and vampire together... muhahahaha
Be@st
So... who's gonna sing a wedding song?
Vampiree
I'M GONNA DO TI!!!!
Vampiree
just let me find a good one ;D
DezW
El's connection is crap... she is disconnected now....
kofmaster
heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
hehe lucky its not snowing
Be@st
I hope you know how to sing.
Be@st
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY GOD WHY?????
Vampiree
Honestly somehow it always seems that
I'm dreamin' of something I can never be
It doesn't matter to me,
'cause I will always be that pimp that
I see in all of my fantasies
I don't know your ****ing name.
So what, let's...
Screaming to be the only way
that I can truly be free from my ****ed up reality,
So I dream and stroke it harder,
'cause it's so fun to see my face staring back at me.
I don't know your ****ing name.
So what, let's ****.
All Day I Dream About Sex
All Day I Dream About ****ing
all day i dream about ****ing
All Day I Dream About Sex
Yes All Day I Dream About Sex
And All Day I Dream About Sex
Yes All Day I Dream About Sex
And All Day I Dream About Sex
Yes All Day I Dream About Sex
i PERFECTLY know what to sing
so i start
*cough cough*
And All Day I Dream About Sex
Yes All Day I Dream About Sex
All Day I Dream About Sex
All Day I Dream About ****in' (till song ends)
a.d.i.d.a.s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with a special dedication for magneto, mesmero and the chair
kofmaster
o god...vampys singing..*RUNS*
Be@st
Not bad vamp; not bad at all.
Vampiree
he, i have a good voice, wussas.. ye would LOVE to have voice like me
Be@st
Now here's on song for my wife. I'm drunk so don't you dare gomment my singing.
Just one look into your eyes
One look and I'm crying
'Cause you're so beautiful
Just one kiss and I'm alive
One kiss and I'm ready to die
'Cause you're so beautiful
Just one touch and I'm on fire
One touch and I'm crying
'Cause you're so beautiful
Just one smile and I'm wild
One smile and I'm ready to die
'Cause you're so beautiful
Oh and you're so beautiful
My darling
Oh you're so beautiful
You're so beautiful
Oh my baby
You're so beautiful
And you're so beautiful
Oh my darling
Oh my baby
And you're so beautiful
Sesy Allerdyce
a.d.i.d.a.s.!!!!! whee!!!!!
poor elanor
Be@st
What should that mean?
Vampiree
whoa o.O new server... anywho... where's everybody?
Storm
I' m here
Elanor
IM BACK!!! HAHAHA
oh, my darlin.....it was...beautiful...*cries*
Vampiree
STORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs storm*
anywho... PARTAY!
Be@st
It's not as beautiful as you are my love.
Storm
PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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