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This is a thread where you can ask as many stupid as you like
there so many of them and people need to get it oout of their systems

heres a couple to start off.

When cheese getsits picture taken, what does it say?

why do Kamekazi pilots wear helmets?

What are those plastic thingies at the end of your shoe-lases called?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

why won't my damn new sig work?!?!

Is there another word for Thesaurus?

Is there a reason for the white part of your finger nail?

My question was quite intelligent i recon

Tired hiker we already checked if there was another word for it, and it wasnt...remember

One question answered!!

Aglets

OMG!! I was actually really wandering what they were called!!

Lance =

good call lance...anyone can ask questions...but answering them kicks ass. Now go to bed it's 2:30!

omg you even added the TM..wow

It's my Trademark now byatch's...don't be trying to steal that title.

I think it's called the white part! And, yes, I remember. I re-use stuff sometimes.

oooooooooooo....k then!!! http://messenger.msn.co.uk/Resource/emoticons/50_50.gif


Ok, seriously, what the hell does ''butter'' have to do with a butterfly? I mean seriously now, you dot have a margarine fly or cream cheese fly...what the feck is up with the butterfly

When a cream cheese fly lands on a bagel fly, it's money!

indeed

mmm.....creamy, bagely, cheesey goodness. *drools*

hahaha!!!!!

Acka Machi!

hey lil, you're a england girl right?

Yeah.... why?

what happens if you sneeze with eyes open?

WHY????????????????????????????????????? (the msot irritatin qustion ever)

can't write....

not much but things get blurry cause you get alot of tears coming out of your eyes

who like chicken macnuggets

was going to ask you a question...but on 2nd thought....maybe it's a bit creepy.

why
do
i
like
hugging
people?
And
why
am
i
so
sad
spacing
this
ost
out
like
this
cos
i
have
nothing
better
to
do
in
my
sad
little
life

*slaps janie on butt*

na, na, na-na-nah!

apparently your eyes will pop out!!!

and janie a love reading your crazy bored post!

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

why do people say "that takes the cake" ..are they actually taking a cake?

I've never heard that phrase before...

people say it here...it doesn't make sense. or how about this...why do people say when like two planes almost crash "a near miss"? isn't that near hit?

hmm...i've never really thought about that, but you raise a good point.

howz about "falling head over heels?" arent people's heads over their feet all the time?

haha yeah they are,thats a good one

WHY?

What's another word for synonym?

uh...another-word-that-has-the-same-meaning-as-the-previous?

uh...er. i have no idea. theres no synonym for synonym... i don't know why i find that funny.

the word "verb" is a noun...

if everyone was a homosexual, wouldn't the human race be wiped out?

seriously!

I didn't think about verb being a noun ?? I find that funny as well!

beaujay1 hmm your probably right.

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do: 'practice'?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

Because it works sometimes...

why do all blonde chicks hate me?

You have an answer for almost everthing

Heres one for you....
How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?

i dont hate you

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
and
If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

to answer the headlight question, nothing, you'd drive into the light before it could be cast...

Hey, I gotta a question because when that happens it pisses me off!!!

Why the hell do my toasts always fall and land on the buttery side. Every f*cking time it happens!!!

When they fall cant they land on the other side for once?!!!

It weighs more on the butterside...not much, but just enough to tilt it so when it lands thats the way it falls.

because the butter makes one side slightly heavier

Also, the butter makes it stick to the floor. If you dropped an un-buttered slice it would bounce around a bit more.

What do the French say when they swear? Pardon my dialect?
Bill Hicks said this one "What does an atheist scream when they cum?"

"here i cum"?

Why do people say "Get your facts right." when you say something wrong? If they were facts you wouldn't need to get them right, and if they were wrong then they wouldn't be facts.

Why do digital channels have a +1 channel when it is 1 hour behind? It should be -1

i got this question that been bugging me
what colour does a smurf turn when you choke it?

Because you are wrong and have your facts wrong, they are telling you to get them right before saying something.


Easy one, it quite simply means the starting time of the progs is one hour ahead of when it started on t'other channel.