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Im sure many of you have seen this...well here is the fullest list i could find!


Imagine a world where every company made their own condoms, but marketed them with their normal tag lines...

Imagine no more.


Sainsbury's condoms: Making life taste better
Tesco condoms: Every little helps
Nike condoms: Just do it
Peugeot condoms: The ride of your life
Galaxy condoms: Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC condoms: Finger lickin' good
Mintrels condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway condoms: Lighten the load
Abbey National condoms: Because life's complicated enough
Coca-cola condoms: The real thing
MacIntosh condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King condoms: Home of the Whopper
Goodyear condoms: For a longer ride, go wide
FCUK condoms: (no comment required)
Muller Light condoms: So much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Flash condoms: Sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard work
Halfords condoms: We go the extra mile
Royal Mail condoms: I saw this and thought of you
Andrex condoms: Soft, strong and very long
Renault condoms: Size matters
Ariston condoms: And on... and on... and on...
Gordons Gin condoms: Mix Gordons with pleasure
X-box condoms: Play more
Black Horse Personal Finance condoms: For whatever life throws at you
Kwik Fit condoms: You can't get better than a Kiwk Fit fitter
British Telecom condoms: Bringing Mike and Dave together
Rowntrees Fruit Pastille condoms: You can't help but chew
Dr Pepper condoms: What's the worst that could happen?
TSB condoms: We want you to say 'yes'
Nescafe condoms (old): Shake the beans, wake the taste
Frosties condoms: They're grrrreat!
Coco-pops condoms: Turns the milk chocolatey
Crunchie Nut Cornflakes condom: They're just too good
Rolo condoms: Do you love anyone enough to give them your last one?
Milky Bar condoms: Milky Bars are on me!
Yorkie condoms (old): Keep on trucking
Yorkie condoms (new): Not for girls
Bounty condoms: A taste of paradise
Milky Way condoms: Won't ruin your appetite
Levi condoms: Engineered to last
Opal Fruits condoms: Made to make your mouth water
Skittles condoms: Taste the rainbow
Club condoms: If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...
Irn Bru condoms: Made in Scotland from girders
Whiskas condoms: 8 out of 10 cats said they preferred it
Haagen Daas: Pleasure is the path to joy
Stella Artois condoms: Reassuringly expensive

Mars recently offered us two in one advert:
Main line: Tickling your fancy
Tag line: Pleasure you can't measure

omfg!!

Great list

Milky Way Condoms (2) - Pleasure you can't measure

Isn't that the Mars tagline

I don't think so...

it is mars

Yeah... thats what i thought too...

Irn Bru condoms: Made in Scotland from girders <--

my fav is definately FCUK condoms: (no comment required)
that one is good

oh god the burger king, nescafe and fruit pastille ones omg im dying!!!

Very funny list! http://gfx.dagbladet.no/blink/smiley/youpi.gif

Mintrels condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hand <---

McDonalds "I'm lovin it"

Not bad, not bat at all...
Frosties condoms: They'rrrre Grrrrrrrreat!!!
Orangina condoms: shake the ****, wake the taste

the BT one! bringing MCMike and Dave123 together!

Hah!! hahahaahaaa

I thought that was M&M's.

Capital One condoms: What's in your wallet?

Fujitsu condoms: "The Possibilities are Infinite"
Philips condoms: "Let's make things better"
Nokia condoms:"connecting people"

chocolate milk condoms:shake stuff up!

what have i done to you

Bisto condoms:"Ahhh, Bisto!"
BMW: "The ultimate driving machine."
Carlesburg: "We dont do condoms but if we did, they'd probably the best condoms in the world!"
Castelmaine XXXX:" Australians wouldnt give an XXX for anything else"

poor dave

Why was my name mentioned...

ROFLMAO

Pork condoms: The other white meat.

chicken is the other white meat

noooooooooo chicken is THE white meat on the pork ads it says "Pork: the other white meat"