The Advertising Slogan Generator

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lil bitchiness
Ok, this is really amusing!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan

basicly what it does, you type in a word and it generates advertisment slogans...ive typed in some of the member's names on KMC and this is what i came up with:

So people, if you were to be manufactured, these would be ONE of your slogans....


Raz - Ring Around the Raz Gets Your Whole Wash Clean

silver_tears - Mild Green Silver Tears Liquid

dave123 - It's a Dave123 Adventure

burlyman - The Burlyman with a hole

BackFire - You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Backfire.

badkittykitty - How Do You Eat Your Badkittykitty? (lmfao)

lil bitchiness - unzip lil bitchiness

Tex - What's In Your Tex?

Ushgarak - It's Not TV. It's Ushgarak

Tired Hiker - You've Got the Time, We've Got the Tired Hiker.

Mechmoggy - 3-in-1 Protection for your Mechmoggy.

Matrix Man - Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Matrix Man.

These are just one of the few...there are many possibilities! thumb up

dave123
most of them work well together laughing out loud coincidence? shifty

Dirty Vader
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Dirty Vader.
What the f*ck is he on about?

VallejoKid707
Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Vallejokid707. no expression

lil bitchiness
Apart from the Matrix Man comment...thta was just weird...laughing out loud

dave123
dave123 - It's a Dave123 Adventure

thats sig material yes

Crash Overload
HELL YEAH!


It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Crash Overload.

lil bitchiness
''Cleans Right Round The Larrythearch'' <--That explains quite a lot too roll eyes (sarcastic)

dave123
lol, love this one

"Behold the Power of Kmc."

lil bitchiness
''You Too Can Have A Raz Like Mine.''

whistle

dave123
i moved away from the standard name idea, and got this

What Can Sex Do For You?

lil bitchiness
Im still sticking to names...this is what i got..

''I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus.''

Crash Overload
151 Countries, One Coca Cola.

Things Go Better with Sex.

Nothing Sucks Like A Canadian.

Choosy Mothers Choose Sex.

A Day Without Jesus is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

Made In Scotland From Jesus.

Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Cats.

Let the Pinapple Begin.

I Can't Believe It's Not Sex.

Feel the Dorks.

Get Serious. Get Rock.

An Army of Rocks.

lil bitchiness
Sometimes You Feel Like a George Bush, Sometimes You Don't.

MC Mike
Washing Machines Live Longer With Mc Mike. no expression

MC Mike
P-P-P-Pick Up A Mc Mike.

Stop. Go. Mc Mike.

For The Mc Mike You Don't Yet Know.

Have a Mc Mike and Smile.

lil bitchiness
hahahahaha!!!!!

lil bitchiness
You're in Good Hands with Lil Bitchiness

Go On, Get Your Lil Bitchiness Out. crazy

Try Lil Bitchiness, You'll Like It.

Drinka Pinta Lil Bitchiness A Day.


woaah..lets stop there shall I...confused

MC Mike
Get the Door - It's Mc Mike. rolling on floor laughing

silver_tears
milla unzip lil eek! whoa man

lil bitchiness
Sweet as the Moment When the Silver Tears Went "Pop" What the f**k?

silver_tears
Silvs Comes to Those Who Wait. no expression

lil bitchiness
The Best Lil And Silva A Man Can Get.

What the f**k?

silver_tears
It's How Lil And Silva Is Done blink

lil bitchiness
The Best Part of Waking Up is Lil And Silva in Your Cup.

lil bitchiness
Grab Life by the Dave And Burly. laughing out loudlaughing out loud LMFAO!

dave123
Things Happen After a Saddam.

silver_tears
Go To Work On A Lil And Silva. blink

lil bitchiness
Does the Hard Dave And Burly for You.

laughing

silver_tears
Race for the Milla And Irene. smokin'

lil bitchiness
omg..hahahahaha


It Makes Your Tex Smack.

Dirty Vader
Look, Ma, No Osama!
Mama's got the Magic of Osama.
The Right Osama at the Right Time.
It's the Osama You Can See.

Darth Revan
"What can Darth Revan do for you?" cool

lil bitchiness
Fast Tex And Ush and Good for You. messed

Darth Revan
Somebody's user name on another forum I know of-- "Oklahoma, the other white meat."

Dirty Vader
Devon Knows How They Make Dirty Vader So Creamy.
Only Dirty Vader Has The Answer.
I'm Only Here For The Dirty Vader.
rock rock rock Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

Dregh
"Give the dog a Dregh"

lil bitchiness
Double the Pleasure, Double the Raz . smokin'

silver_tears
The Queen of Milla And Irene.

divakingdiva

silver_tears
jawdrop

lil bitchiness
Men Can't Help Acting On Tex. What the f**k?

lil bitchiness
I'd Walk a Mile for a Tired Hiker. smokin'

lil bitchiness
Make Fun of Tired Hiker. laughing out loud


I swear that was 100% as it came up on the generator!!laughing out loud

silver_tears
Have a Milla And Irene and Smile. laughing out loud

silver_tears
Leave the Milla And Irene to Us. shifty
The Milla And Irene of Confidence. What the f**k?
Get Milla And Irene or Get Out. cool
Chocolate Milla And Irene Since 1911. bag

Dregh
"there's more of a way you can eat a dregh"?!?!?!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!?

silver_tears
Built Milla And Irene Tough. rock
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Milla And Irene. flex
Milla And Irene Is Good For You. (only sometimes) devil

Dregh
"An army of Dregh"

silver_tears
A Finger of Milla And Irene is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat. no expression
Daddy or Milla And Irene? What the f**k?
The Lion Goes from Milla And Irene to Milla And Irene. blink
Taste the Milla And Irene. eek

lil bitchiness
It's How Lil And Silva Is Done. raverraver

The Future's Bright. The Future's Lil And Silva. damn right cool

The Man From Lil And Silva, he says "Yes" What the f**k?

Crash Overload
Crash Overload is Mightier than the Sword.

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as Crash Overload. (everything would fail)

So Easy, No Wonder Crash Overload is #1. (in what exactly?)

Just One Crash Overload - Give It To Me!

silver_tears
Oh Hungry? Oh Milla And Irene. (lets not go into that one) What the f**k?
Every Milla And Irene Helps. smart
Don't You Just Love Being In Milla And Irene? no expression (thats just....)
Why Can't Everything Orange Be Milla And Irene? fruits_orange

lil bitchiness
Only Lil And Silva Can Prevent Forest Fires. no expression

The Force
It's Good To Talk The Force.

yes

Crash Overload
I want Some Crash Overload Tonight (It can always be aranged... shifty )

silver_tears
Irene And Dave Keeps Going and Going. no expression

dave123
confused how do they know?

silver_tears
Burlycam eek

lil bitchiness
Wouldn't You Rather Be Ush And Tex?

What the f**k? uuuum..no!

Shoukan
Better Ingredients, Better Shoukan.

laughing out loud

lil bitchiness
Does the Hard Ush And Tex for You.

confused

lil bitchiness
The Raz Breakfast.


So..what we eating then smokin'

Shoukan
Don't You Just Love Being In Shoukan? eek! confused messed

lil bitchiness
^^ laughing out loudlaughing out loudlaughing out loud

Shoukan
Do You, uh, Shoukan? thumb up

lil bitchiness
There's More Than One Way To Eat A Raz.

Is there now smokin'

Shoukan
We Don't Make Shoukan. We Make Shoukan Better.

confused

lil bitchiness
Wait Till We Get Our Raz On You. messed

Shoukan
Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Shoukan? wacko

Kaleanae
Sweet as the Moment When the Kaleanae Went "Pop"

Kaleanae
this one is weird...Wouldn't You Rather Be Kaleanae? confused

Shoukan
Good To The Last Shoukan.

laughing out loud

Shoukan
Takes a Shoukan but it Keeps on Tickin'. smile

lil bitchiness
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Raz.


OMG! laughing out loud hahaha

Shoukan
eek! laughing out loud laughing out loud

Kaleanae
Only Kaleanae Can Prevent Forest Fires.

badkittykitty
OMG!! I almost fell out of my seat with this! eek! laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud

lil bitchiness
oh..haha...i laughed at that so much!! i got some great results for your name laughing out loud


The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Badkittykitty.

Please Don't Squeeze The Badkittykitty. <--laughing out loudlaughing out loudlaughing out loud

Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Badkittykitty.

Kaleanae
Gonna Be a While? Grab a Kaleanae.

silver_tears
eek

Kaleanae
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Kaleanae.

badkittykitty
they all sound so...naughty! evil face laughing out loud

lil bitchiness
Badkittykitty, Take Me Away.


Taste the Badkittykitty.

The Badkittykitty That Likes To Say Yes.



laughing out loud

badkittykitty
I say yes to all the above!

laughing out loud

silver_tears
read some of the ones with me and milla no expression

lil bitchiness
The Badkittykitty For All Ages.

There's Only One Badkittykitty.love true that

An Army of Badkittykitty.

Obey Your Raz And Badkittykitty.

Any Time, Any Place, Raz And Badkittykitty.<--LMFAO!

Nothing Works Better Than a Raz And Badkittykitty.

lil bitchiness
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Raz And Badkittykitty. confused

silver_tears
I agree completely yes

badkittykitty
those are awesome! yay! haha laughing out loud

lil bitchiness
The Non-Sticky Sticky Raz And Badkittykitty. messedconfused

badkittykitty
whoa! I'm gonna try it..the generator i mean evil face

badkittykitty
Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Milla And Preston.

Every Kiss Begins With Milla And Preston.

Gee, Your Milla And Preston Smells Terrific.(LMAO!)

Life Should Taste As Good As Milla And Preston.

lil bitchiness
laughing out loud LMFAO!

badkittykitty
these are so funny! here I tried to switch your names around whistling1

The Best Preston And Milla Under One Roof.

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Preston And Milla.(WT..!? lol!)

Fresh from the Captain's Preston And Milla.

Life Should Taste As Good As Preston And Milla.

Better Ingredients, Better Preston And Milla.

lil bitchiness
OMG!!laughing out loud those are so......hhaha!! bad..shifty

badkittykitty
I like how naughty they all sound LMAO!!

lil bitchiness
I think the funniest thing is that they are actually slogans for real...wiht just one word changed laughing out loud

badkittykitty
yeah,now I can't quite playing with it lol!

Clunk Click, Every Bkk.

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Bkk.

The Coolest Bkk on Ice.(I love this one )

lil bitchiness
hah!! omg, i like those!! hahahaha!

badkittykitty
heres some for sil..

Irene Unscripted.

Can You Tell Irene From Butter?

Irene Wanted.

Make It An Irene Night.

Where's The Irene?

BOPRecruit 16
BOPRecruit 16 - Sweet as the Moment When the Boprecruit 16 Went "Pop"
Sodapop - Let the Sodapop Begin.
Battosai Yuriko - Bread Wi' Battosai Yuriko Taken Out.

silver_tears
jawdrop

laughing out loud I like this generator yes

total metalhead
''Make someone happy with a Sam''

happy cool

Vampiree
Go On, Get Your Vampiree Out. laughing out loud

You Deserve A Vampiree Today.

Vampiree. It's What's For Dinner. (LMFAO!)

mike simon
These examples are pretty amusing, I found other generators on Bing.
The first was slogan4u.com the next one is sloganmania.com. I tried them out myself and came up with some pretty good stuff! eek! Happy Dance

majid86
Majid Should Crack Open Every Gora's Head.

No Gora Could Have The Balls To Fight Majid.

No More Goras, Only Majid

Goras Have Failed, But Majid Wins!

LMFAO!

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