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Well valentines day is tomorrow so I went to stay with Ush yesterday and we had a thoroughly god time. Gave us a chance to take some pics with my new digital camera!

Mike gave me a gorgeously good and cuddly pig for valentines, which he is cuddling in this pic. Incidentally I called the pig Gammon.

Sorry about the quality guys. It's kinda dark but I think both Ush and Gammy look wonderfully cute in it!

http://ednawitch.homestead.com/files/Mike_and_Gammy.jpg

Well, I can't tell you if Ush is cute, but the pig is!

(also notice the black and white picture right next to Ush, that's the one he posted a while ago)

I think it's cute that Ush sits on the lap of that piggy.

BORING jokes... I thought you could have come up with something better, queeq.

What a Pig!!!

But Ush looks just fine.

AND again... gee, the humour is getting pretty dull around here...

When we took the pics, Edna said that she betted everyone would make variants of the 'which one is the pig?' joke... she was right... you guys are like robots...

making me NOT a robot!
Ha! I didn't made a remark like the others!
Now I feel special

Same sort of joke, though.

Hmmmm, someone seems just a tad shirty....

I'm not saying it wasn't funny...

OK, be original...

So, Ush, how do you rate your chances driving for McLaren this season?

Hey, we wouldn't want to make you guys out of place here. So stale jokes only.

So, when are we gonna put Ush on the BBQ. "And your little pig too!"

That's more like it!

I am afraid the only amusing comments I can come up with would insult the lovely person who took the picture...

You leave my piggy alone!

OK here is a pic of me the night before, looking a little worse for ware after a brief kip on Ush's bed whislt he fiddled with my computer (swearing at it repeatedly and waking me up I might add!)

http://ednawitch.homestead.com/files/me_after_kip.jpg

Stupid bloody laptop...

Edna is much cuter than Ush..... or even than the pig for that matter.

Ah thanks queeq!

Ush a lousy workman ALWAYS blames his tools!

looking a bit worse, she said!
looking a bit worse!

*begins to hyperventilate*

Uh-oh.... looks like yerss has a crush on someone.....

Yes, Edna, but ANY person alive would blame the stupid network drivers on your laptop.

hey there is absolutely nothing wrong with this computer! Atleast this one HAS network drivers! It's not my fault if you don't know how to use them!

You sound like a married couple now.

I should have beaten you over the head with it! If you are so smart, why didn't YOU get it working on the network, huh?

Ahem... why, what nonsense, queeq!

Why? Because I was asleep you fool! Or did you neglect to notice the 5 feet of female body snoring away on your bed? Hmmm?

you are as big as Barbie Girl, Edna!

I rest my case.

Of course I noticed the sleeping form! I reckon half the street heard you, my dear! Sounded like you had an elephant herd stuffed up your nose!

I hate computers, Ush. They never work. Sometimes I'll be online, then it will just disconnect. What the hell is up with that?

Also, nice to put a face to your names Edna and Ush.

this is so romantic!
http://www.smilies.nl/sad/cry.gif

And here is one of MIke looking dashingly wonderful in his desk chair!

http://ednawitch.homestead.com/files/mike_in_chair.jpg

That's great!
I just love that black and white Boy George photo under the red mirror

Hmm, I count seven Star Wars games in the background there... it's not enough!

I cannot believe you said that! I can't believe you sometimes I really can't! That was below the belt! That's it I refuse to ever sleep in the same room as you again!

Also, that room needs a Bob Dylan poster.

Phew! I can get some sleep now. Besides, why would you want to be near me? I'd only aggravte you by yelling at your computer!

That's not a bad idea, To...

Fine I'll sleep in the bathroom next time i come. Atleast I will bw more comfortable there!

But what about the smell, Edna?

You can't sleep in the bathroom! What if I want to use it?

Toliet water is her favorite scent

Tough you can go downstairs! I'm not spending one more night with you ever again! Not if you are simply going to insult me!

Forget all about that insult king, Edna!
You can spend the night at my house

Tex, your place smells worse than Ush's bathroom!

I'm not going to SIMPLY insult you, my dear... besides, that is a bit rich coming from Queen Moaner!

I'm just gonna step out of this conversation.

King Insult, and Queen Moaner!
Wow, ToMacco!
We are in the presence of royalty
*bows*

Coward.

That's funny, Tex

Yeah, you'd better bow...

Smack him in the back of the head while he's bowing, Ush.

well say what you will, this lady is still keeping clear of your bedroom from now on!

Looks like you got a date with your hand Ush

Now that IS funny!

To a child, maybe...

well you'd know all about childish behaviour!

Yeah, you've shown me just about every form of it!

when I was impersonating you yeah!

What a feeble thing to say!

Any luck with the other pics, btw?

that's al of them. The only one left is the one you didn't like. The wo of me are both the same

Fair enough. Well, I still have several pics of you I could put up if you didn't stop me.

Ush is a wuss

When's the wedding?

Tut tut, Finti and queeq, I am soooo disappointed that neither of you used the old, "....oh my god, that pigs got an Ushgarak on it's ass...." joke while I was away.

nah..that's lacking any orginality or cleverness..

Thats why I thought those two would have used it by now!

now we are far too strong on the creative side than that mech.

yup, nice and easy again, I see

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Dim speaks truly; it was depressingly predictable. I'll go to her for wit in future, I think.

I think we better remain silent next time...

Where you are going to, there will be no next time...

(it comes from a movie, I think)

Should we move this to Movie Trivia then?

I can't find my post.

don't think Edna is going to laught with that one

Well its the pig's room. Ush just hangs out there. Did Elle bring her own pillow or did she have to sleep on that cement bag ? See how his computer is turned off ? His wallpaper is Raz's face and we're not allowed to see it.

You two are adorable. More pics !!!!

Wow, Gundy. That you still thought that was worth the effort. I wuv ya!

My computer isn't turned off. That's a tv. You can see part of my monitor in the mirror.

Ush, buddy, where's that Dylan poster?

In the trashcan, where it belongs

Haven't actually gotten around to changing time yet...

Hey, see those video tapes. That's the whole collection of the "Gundy Closet Diaries - The Collectors' Edition".

Er, yes, that's what they are...

And that's just one set. I have here the order for the DVD set with never before seen material and a Making of... doc.

Neat!

Well I had to check this thread out....boy what an interesting conversation!!
Think you guys make the cutest couple, I expect an invitation to the wedding (and one to the divorce party if you guys dont get a queen sized bed!!!)

(Quickly covers Kiwi's mouth)

And shut up about the cricket as well!

Hmm... a wedding. Never been to one of those.

Never been to a wedding? Count yourself lucky!

I used to think that the first wedding I would go to would be my own. But thats not likely to be for a looooong time.

Been to a couple of funerals. My family are better at the dying bit than the getting hitched bit.

The cricket...hmmmm next games on Saturday, though you might be lucky Ush, the weather is not looking good (even though its meant to be at its peak of summer right now)


Weddings are great fun, as long as your not the one getting married. Ive been married and Ive been a bridesmaid, and I had a ball being the brides maid (best man was quite cute too)

My son Nathan was the page boy, very cute!!!!!!

What weddings have you been to, Edna?

And we donm';t need the weather to save ourselves, Kiwi!

Well you did last night Ush, NZ got 244 runs in our innings, and england were all out for less than 100 runs!!!!!!!

I mean it was such a whipping that I got bored watching it!!!!

Bring on the last 3 games !!!!

Never been all out for 49 though, have we?

Damn straight!

Only 3 months before I reveal myself

BTW, great pics Ush and Edna - and a great thread! (Can't believe I never saw it before )

I'VE SEEN THE FACE OF RAZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

Hehehe..I feel like an oldtime prophet

*in Jerry McGuire voice*
Show us the picture! Show us the picture!

I've only been to two weddings: one I was the ring-bearer for my Aunt Debbie and Uncle Dana (the Double D's) and the other was for a friend of the family and we didn't get any cake and I sat next to a guy that smelled like cigarette smoke. The the apple cider made me have to go really bad.

So Ush, have you bought the ring yet?

You DO sound awfully like a cute couple. And I'm not just saying it.

Thankyou very much. Buying a ring would be a great way to end it all, though.

Yep...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to young to think about that sort of thing..and you two need to just enjoy this part and not rush it.

Geez people, let these guys be in a relationship without a ton of people jumping all over it.

My best of wishes to you both.

Yep, my best wishes too.

Maybe by the time your married I'll finally get Brittany to be my girlfriend!

well I'm way too young dim not so sure about ush. He'll be about 30 by the time i leave uni you know. He's getting on a bit! he he! He'll kill me for saying that.

What weddings have i been to ush? My aunt's, my next door naighbours, my best friend's father's, my parent's drinking buddies', My mum's old WI friend. Um I think that is it.

Oh no there was of course my boss's.

I think you've seen enough churches for your whole life!

Getting on??? I"M ALMOST 30!


anyway..decidingly anti-marriage.

me to. Marriage is bull

But you are still as lovely as an 18 year old, Dim

OH bulls*** I'm old...a crone even..*sigh*

sometimes it is rude to agree just kidding though but I just had to....couldnt resist

Just remember fint..you'll always be older.

but young in mind

but still OLD..hehehe

you would be surprised...

Noooooooo..no suprises..keep suprises to yourself.

*Apu voice*

THank you and Come again!

come again????????? if you say so

you give a lady a compliment ...

hardly

Hmmmmmmmmm..fint is a very bad boy.

take note of the word boy, finti

well I am a boy, waffellina

I'm a God, thank you very much

Appreciated sentiments, RC, by the way.

I'm positively vibrant. My life has virtually stood still since I was 17... I'm just a teenager with a load of extra years on top.

It seems like your life is finally moving forward huh?..that's good..very good.

At least someone's life is...

Feeling as if life has stood still is normal Ush, I still feel 18 to this day. I've often been informed by older people that they still feel young too.

And in your case, you'll be as young as the woman you feel.

Congrats BTW, but I must confess it was sooooo obvious you two were an item, you bicker like a couple.

Actually, you might be please to discover that this sentiment isn't a particularly rare one.

Mech- you and I both know how bleeding obvious it was about us two. RC has been observeing the same thing for ages.

But Edna was being very cautious and I had strict orders to beat down any such suggestions by people. Sigh... thank God THAT'S over...

Oh, funny joke, btw! And that's serious, before people say I'm, being sarcastic again.

I'm actually more jump-starting my life right now; bit early to say it is actually going FORWARDS...

But thank you all for your interest...

Actually, why I would still want to be a teen is beyond me because I loathed being one!

That's the problem you have with English humor

I don't think I'll ever get married. Everyone who is married hates it.

I think I certainly want to eventually, go the whole nine yards have the wife kids white picket fence (although that isnt common in suburbia in the UK). However I would say I hope that marriage is better than a fiance'ship as believe me they suck...

Hey, To! I'm married and I like it. That's one!

I don't know about engagement..I was never engaged really..but boy marriage can suck if you're not ready and with the right person..

Well, there are many sides to it.... and many choices to be made.

chose to not marry

fint, is Monika as proud of that as you are? just wondering..

No she`s a romantic, candles on the table and stuff. She dreams of a wedding. . Most girls do, dont they?

THen please her.

I've been engaged far too often for my liking and they were all mistakes that I'd rather forget still I always appear to be taking one step away from the abyss its just always so welcoming...

why cant she please my and live the way we are now

She should please YOU????? I think you two should please each other....

I`ll please her in other stuff

You're as good as married anyway..you might as well let her have her party..

Its a matter of principles

Ah yes.... bloody principles.

She'll win on the long run anyway. She's a woman.

No way

Yes way.

Norway