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So ok, this morning, (evening for Tired Hiker) after KMC got boring, Tired Hiker and myself we're on MSN having a chat, like we do all the time...
So anyway...we were chatting, and it was getting late for him...if im not mistaken it was about 4am in Cali..so i tell hiker :''you sould go to bed, if you're feeling sleepy'' and hes all like ''No no no, im fine me, i can handle all this, im up by choice, lets talk''

So im like..yeah, cool, its only like 12pm overhere, so im online, nothing else to do really...and hes not wanting to go to bed yet, so it was all cool...so anyway...we were having a convo, or i thought we were untill i stop receiving messages from him...

Now..this wasnt a gradual at all...this was just all of a sudden, no messages...so im like...''hello? Preston?'' typing dots and what not to get his attention, but nothing..now he never goes offline with out saying bye...and he wasnt offline at all...so..i had to go downstairs and eat, so i thought, i'll just say buye now, because when i get back he'll probably be offline..

So I went downstairs, i ate, talked to my mom, went back upstairs, and gues what..Tired Hiker is STILL online...and his status is '''away''...so im like hmmm...ok then.

I typed few more words like, ''Preston, you there?'' but no reply...and then i released what has actually happened!!

HE FELL ASLEEP AT THE COMPUTER

He just dropped on the keyboard and was asleep...can you believe that?!?!?!?!?!

I mean...OMG!! And im there, on the other site of the god damned world, having a conversation...with myself, while i think im talking to Tired Hiker, who is actually ASLEEP!!!

CAn you believe that?! That just doesnt happen anywhere does it?

TH has those computer problems maybe he thought he had a glitch and as he waited nodded off

No..he actually doesnt remember logging off!! OMG!! haha!

give him a break lil the guy was tired maybe from to much hiking
......................................
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he must of had to much of the good stuff to drink

boom boom chissssss sleepy

Probably...or stuff to smoke!!

The actual thought of him falling to sleep randomly at the comp makes me laugh...

it's hiker-ish

omg, that is so hilarious. sorry, but it is.

hey its hikers loss what did hiker say about it? or did he say anything?

Its ok...it really is funny...I laughed so hard this morning, and I shall never let him forget it!

All I know is I woke up in my bed and I couldn't remember what happened. And so then I fixed my car today.

i can just picture him talking to you one minute, then drooling over the keyboard the next.

I know...like, half asleep...HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

oh, god i can't stop laughing...

Me neither...my stomach hurts from laughing...

so what did you say to him the next day?

Today is the next day...

I sent him a 2 PMs and I laughed at him...really hard!! Not much i can say really..hah!! I mean...hahahaha!!

and what did he say?

TH....u truly are the king

Seriously, I think this is actually what really happened: It was late, or early in the morning, I should say. I stayed up way passed my bedtime because I was chatting with a whimsical magical beauty. I think I had to pee because of the whisky and cola, and since I was so tired, I just went into my room and crashed right after I pee'd, totally forgetting I left my roomie's computer online, my kmc account and msn account were left open and everything. I'm sorry Mils!

th defend yourself man

I knew you fell asleep!!!!!!!

You left me Preston cry

i still can't stop laughing. this is probably one of the funniest things i've ever read off of the forums.

*wipes tear* that's so mean

It was four in the morning, I was liquered.

Its hilarious, i know!!

And I told him go to bed, and hes like, No no no, im ok!!

*wipes tears* Awwww.

I hope you dont just fall asleep in the middle of other stuff

such as?

Phone Sex!

now that would be hilarious too.

I was kind of thinking on the lines of the real thing...but..whatever you say

the sleepig would be sorta hilarious....but milla talking to herself on the phone would be the funniest part

Of course if would...it would be beyond funny....

wow, falling asleep during sex. now that's gotta be embarrasing. not just for the person who is sleeping but mostly for the person who is still awake.

Thanks Link...you would be actually laughing at me, rahter than him...hah!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like in the movie dave (one of my favs) he about dies right when he's doin that girl

awwwww......don't feel shy!!

*hugs*

Just for the record, Hiker and I dont do cyber...we perfer the real thing...

how do i add more smiles to the little box thing?

News and questions forum....

lil you live on other sides of the globe but ok

Yeah....and? It doesnt mean we're gonna start talking dirty to each other...

have you guys even met face to face?

Aww, thanks!

No, we havent...we might some day...

nope

I hump my pillow and pretend it's Lils.

do you talk on the phone?

tired i'm gonna foget you said that totally forget it

We talk on the phone while I hump my pillow!

yes, we do.

stop hiker kids do that not adults

That way, it's like she's really there.

too much info there

Hes actually sat there with a dictionary and a map...probably..

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/icon_rofl.gif

he doesnt really do it....not while on the phone anyway

i'm sorry hiker but if you really do that you need to find yourself a girl mate or maybe the reason you hump your pillow at night is cuz you've already found one but otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet

I'm sorry. That was wrong of me to say. Just don't tell my downstairs sofa!

or does he...?

hes probably just going crazy from sexual fustration....wait a minute!! eww!! i take back my hug........

yeah....hes also a woman too

bloody hell juggernaut...

hey that's from potc, j. sorry, just a big johnny depp fan. anyway...

i'm not gonna say a thing lil not one thing

Okay, or maybe I find my pillow very attractive? Did you ever think of that?

Hes too busy trying to understand my accent..

omg! omg! OMG!! TH isn't a girl is he/she?

*tisk tisk*

What you said was a damn inaproprite mm'kay?

Why would I be sexually frustrated if I have a beautiful pillow to sleep with every night and a downstairs sofa that let's me be myself!

omg, i love that whole british accent thing.

yer tellin me.

he's the one sayin the stuff lil not me

Meh..it aint so great!! Hiker cant understand me half of the time...ermm

Yeah...because hes being serious...please! YOu just looked for an excuse to say something shitty....

Is there anybody out there!!

Yeah, I'm totally a chick!

i wouldn't hafta look further than you right now quit bein stupid lil

QH, I fixed my car today, dude!!!!

do i sense tension?

Dude, why are you so bitter?

jug, i'd say you're overstepping your bounds right here

Excuse me?!

your bein stupid right now lil i made a fun statement playin along with hiker and you go off and start bein dumb so i'll make a peace treaty it you will

Rollin in his 2.4, headin for humboldt, the hiker begins to ride

Juggs, dude, what's with calling her dumb and stupid, that's just straight up member bashing.

All it needed was a new battery. It fired right up!

so is sayin i'm lookin for an excuse to say stupid stuff (which is untrue)

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/evillaugh2.gif

Where do they get these wonderful smilies.

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/

in add reply it says *under the smileys* get more then get even more and it gives you a big page of em

hey tired i've been meenin to ask ya why do ya have punkin under your name?

um, guys, i don't think j was trying to be an ass. just a misconception that's all.

Id like to point out TOH found them.

So what are ya waitin' for, get in the ruckin car and frive on up her

I'm sending my resume and tape up to KIEM on Tuesday! It's all ready to go!

Oh, i know about those smilies, but Shaokan's aren't from there. Pumpkin is what Mils calls me.

Yeah..I got it from Pulp Fiction...

pumpkin and honey bunny.

lol

Is there an on-line love affair going on here?
How's this for smiles :P or better yet (, figure that out
.
TH, I'm so proud of you, your all grown up now
PS the rev. KM is supposed to be in town right now, must locate

Oh, that guy? Tell him Ken is engaged, I don't think he knows.

Oh, yeah QH, Lil Bitchiness and I are a KMC couple!

sure are.....

She calls me, Pumpkin!

winkiss you know it...

What is on-line hanky-panky like? Is it satisfying? or ....?!?!?!?! i hear computers can do amazing things these days. If love can bloom from the fingers on a board then life will flourish and travel through the cord, to the eyes that see, only words that be, and to the heart that knows, this is how it flows
Can I come to the KMC wedding you two?

OMG QH, that was so cute!

and you are more than welcome to the wedding....

Damn, QH, that was some deep stuff, man!

She hasn't proposed to me yet!

And why dont you do it...TH? Propose to me that is...

Because the prophecy states that you are to propose to me, you move out here to live with me, then we get married, have some fun for a while, get divorced, I chase you back to England where you put the restraining order on me, remember?

it doesnt HAVE to start with me propsing...but ok...fine, i'll do it!!!


Tired Hiker, will you marry me?

I vote Feb 15th the new valentines day, for all the KMC lovers, this songs for you!!!
LA-la, LA-Ya, YEah-ray, Hay -bay, ekoms TOP freaks
pez
loose

OMG *faints*

YES!

yeah!! right on!

HAHAHAHA B Loose said ekoms deew!!

not 'sweet'..just...''right on''

COOLNESS!! Engaged....till im 30

I think you two need your own (chat) room, re-member the member

Slaps a fat diamond ring onto Lil's finger! I'm talking a HUGE diamond!!! It shines like a cruise ship at night!

WooHoo!!!!!! Shining baby, yeah!!

Nice, and no sex until marriage! I'm very religious.no2