When you and your parents go to bed, or when you are at a sleep over and everyone is preparing to go to sleep, pick up your flashlight and yell"The Light of Galadriel!!"
tell people how you need sword lessons(in case of Orcs)
Put the lotr soundtrack on the massive speakers and blast it out at full volume, best when done late at night, when family is trying to sleep, or when all your friends are crammed into your car.
Mutter about precious constantly and accuse your parents or friends of stealing your ring whenever it is lost.
Sneak up behind your family or friends and do your best impression of a Nazgul scream
At odd and random intervals, yell, "Frodo lives!" or "Run Frodo Run!" or various other quotes from the movie. Just slip then in in random conversations.
when ever you are served some kind of food that looks questionable, or that you hate, mutter "What is this new devilry?"
When someone asks you to get something, tell them this is an important quest and you can't do it alone, or better yet, say "I will do it! I will find the (insert item here)... although I do not know where it is."
Whenever your family, or your friends go to the beach, make them sing Legolas' song of the sea all the way there. If they don't know it, teach them line by line and make them sing it over and over again. Also sing Bilbo's traveling song on long trips.
when anyone falls and hurts themselfs yell, " Kingsfoil, we must get Kingsfoil!"
Keep imitating the frodo dance (the one that looks remarkably like the funky chicken...)
When someone asks you to pass the salt/pepper say "If you want it come and claim it!!", or if you want someone to pass it to you, yell "HAND ME THE SALT, SHE ELF!!!" (best done in a crowded resturaunt)
Start chanting Arwen's spell whenever you're mad at someone
use various stairs to re-enact that Moria scene
use your little brothers/sisters or smaller friends as dwarves, for dwarve tossing contests
Speak only in Elvish, refuse to answer to any other languge.
come up with Elvish, Dwarvish, or Hobbitish names for your friends and family, and only call them by those names.
dye your bedsheets black to complete your Nazgul costume
generally act like gollum
Quote tolkien continuously, endlessly, compare every little thing to tolkien, and, if you can't think of any link, just say "It reminds me of Numenor"
Scream out loud 'MY PRECIOUS' to your parents when they take something from you or you want something
Whenever someone wants to get in a door, stand in front of it and say "The Doors of the Lord of Moria( Can't really remember what it says) Speak, Friend and Enter."
Wear your ring and when anyone talks to you tell them, "I'm Invisible, You can't see me!!
Actually eat elevenses and second breakfast. Ask everybody else to join you
When doing improv for play tryouts, immediatly go into a scene from the movie(I.E."I ain't droppin' no eaves, sir, honest!...I heard a good deal about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world. Please don't hurt me, sir, don't turn me into anything *gulp* unnatural."
When people ask whats written on your ring tell them in black speech (Ash nak...) (This one really doesn't sound funny until you actuallly do it.)
Make a model of mt. doom with mashed potatoes and lots of ketchup.
Get a friend, grab a transcript, and read through the entire movie in a public place. Make sure that your Gandalf-in-Moria voice is really loud, and light something on fire for the balrog.
Whenever your parents leave the house, cry, "You need someone of intelligence on this sort of . . . mission . . . quest . . . thing!" Then jump in the car. About half way there, ask, "Where we goin'?"
Next time you get in trouble with your parents, haughtily reply to them, "Gondor has no parents. Gondor needs no parents."
Next time you are late for something, and someone yells at you, say, "I am never late. Nor am I early. I arrive precisely when I mean to."
Jump on people's backs and yell, "Noro lim, Asfaloth, noro lim!"
Written by ME! - Ghada
when training your basket ball team and as the coach in the upbringing of thier spirits for the goal contantly yell "over the Bridge...!! fly!!..Fy you fools!!"
When someone has to urgently visit the bathroom step in front of them and bellow loudly much like Gandaulf did before falling "You shall not Pass!!.
As soon as your school bell rings yell loudly for everyone present round you to hear "It's the Horn of Gondor!!" then run to class madly like your life depends on it.
when a pigeon poops on your shoulder and your standing next to someone embarassed yell "It's Sauruman!!"
always go out with a bow and a bunch of arrows pose with your arrows drawn like legolas in packed public places.
when you ever get caught sneaking out of the house with your friend by your parents yell loudly "Make for the gap of the Rohan!"
when the teachers about to pass around a test and you hapen to see a ring on her finger then jump on your table and shout out loudly "you bring great evil here ring bearer!!"
While running about with a friend for absolutely no reason talk about the movie constantly with every stranger you see standing next you or passing by.
Buy R.R.Tolkien's book of LOTR and hold it up to the sky in a crowded place shouting "BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE ONE RING!!! THE BOOK!!"
grab a few friends paint your faces like the orcs at the end of the movie go out on streets chanthing "YES !!R.R.TOLKIEN IS THE LORD OF DARKNESS!!
Buy a stick like Gandalf get a couple of more followers make them re enact scenes in public word by word And if they refuse to do so threaten to turn them into somehting 'unnatural'.
When the teacher passes out your test results and you see a remark you don't like get up on your chair in class and yell "When did ...insert there name here ) the wise abandon reason for madness!!?"
Everyday in school pick on one teacher to pester him her with Elvish words ..asking there meaning countless times even if they don't know it and then stand and ring bells on thier head randomly yelling Elvish words you know and you've made up just for there information.
Standing in the middle of the road you see someone walking alone run after them insanely crying "Frodo!!! Mr. Frodo!!! a pause then Don't do it!!!"
Dress up for Halloween as Gladrial with a flashlight in your face constantly act like her talking about a quest every five mins later and when in lime light shout (with the flashlight in your face) "All shall love me and despair!!" best done after explaining there future to them.
or better yet dress up as Gandaulf and take a bunch of firecrackers blowing up the nieghbors front porch or yard laughing like Gandaulf. if anyone sees you you yell at them "Ae ......(insert there name here) Gamgee you been evas dropping ?!!"
Refuse to buy your children any thing but the LOTR character models and them and there frneds watch and rewatch the movie everyday even if it is a school night.
As soon as you see any actors from the movie itself walking around in front of you immediately go to them calmly before grabbing there shoulders shaking them violently shouting in there faces "what have you done!!! a pause Where is it ?!! where is the ring!!!!!????....another pause "Think about the Frodo, Man think about the Frodo!!!!"
if someone wants to miss school advise them to get stabbed by the ring wraiths
Buy a sting sword the original one that glows when orcs are around and when ever it glows stab the first person standing next to you exclaming "diediediediedie!!!"
Pull down the directions to your hometown (make sure some ppl are watching you do it ) and replace it with a sign that says "Shire" or "Bree" or "Rivendell" any place in the movie you'd like your hometown to be like.
Any time hte post man passes by and puts soome letters in your mail box run out of your house better yet jump out of your window bare foot and yell at him "The spirit of Bilbo Baggins lives here!!"
The moment someone greets you and shakes your hand ask "how's the shire" or "the out side world" better yet tell them about how hobbingtons doing....
*rolls on floor laughing my arse off* Omg..Phoe...
I think I'll use that one 