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So, I hang out here a lot and many of you are like, "Hiker, you are thirty. Why are you here and not out looking for a wife?" So, this morning I had to get up at 7am to shoot some stuff for the news. On my way back I thought, "Nows the time!"

So just for you, I looked around for a wife and all I saw was rain and traffic. So, then I realized, "well, it is Monday morning and most potential wives are probably still asleep or going to work."

So, I decided to come home and hang out here. Is that okay?

TH never leave us crybaby
Pay no attention to damn n00bs furious

About a boy

TH, lemme tell you something. You should never, ever, EVER get married. You should waste your life talking on the forum to people you will probably never meet in person.

Lost in Transylvania!vampire

Thanks DR!

Mystic Rabbit!

lol! u ppl r too funny

*offers TH her leg*

After all, who needs a wife when you got a smooth, sleek, tempting leg to make out with?

omg scary

OMG! Tempting, very tempting!

What do I do?

TH there's always a bar for you to hump

*wiggles leg*

All for you honey.......

*realises leg is getting a little cold*

Ahem!

lol he aint a dog...or is he

yeah he is he's Baylin reincarnated!

oh well

I cannot do it! *damn* I've lost my sauce! But have a flower, Syren. . . . it was a very nice leg.flowers

i would give you my leg if hadnt been biten off by a shark

Nah, but he's got this addiction to dry humping things, which I think is kinda endearing!!

*wiggles leg again and pulls trouser leg a little higher, showing thigh flesh*

Damnit! I have no will power! *uncontrollably humps Syren's leg*

*gasp*

A flower? For lil ol' me? Aaaaw!!

*drops trouser leg and jumps on TH*

That's so sweet!!

*licks your cheek*

I had a car?

Dry humps, that is!

*pulls leg away and runs away with flower*

would u like to dry hump my car?

*starts to dance in corner to sounds in head*

*dry humps Korri's car!*

its a Lotus so be careful

Mmm, good mileage!

*watches from side lines*

u scratch that paintwork and ill kick your ass!

I've yet to scratch a car during a dry hump.

well dont let this be your first time

Okay, enough of that. I'm going to go look for another wife around lunch time.

ooook

Yeah. It'll be sweet. But instead I might just go see Master And Commander!

u....scare....me

Sorry.

puke

Oh, you get sea sick, Silvs? Say that ten times fast!

LOL!

No I just dislike crappy movies, they make me puke
I would have put you on my list for your taste in movies, but your TH so I'll allow you to live and if I had Milla would hunt me down and slaughter me death

Have you seen it, Silvs?

nobody loves me kicking

I have yucky but hey at least you're moving up, it is better than the HULK rip1






Attention (smilie green for effect)

I just finished "sort of watching" Evita. It seemed kind of lame. No bull fighting.

that's the worst part of the movie crybaby no Bulls

lol aww..

I scare you, remember?

yay i scare someone!

I can't believe I'm watching the Love Channel.

inlove hubba hubba

What's next? Lets' see. ....Miracles? What the hell is that?

its a show about babies being born, very gruesome

ok

Ooops, it's called the Love Stories Channel. It's not porn or anything, it's just like, I don't know, cheezy chick flicks?

i guess its for you then

thats it
worse than the womens network *shivers* damn crap

lol

Miracles: Tom Conti, Teri Garr, Paul Rodriguez. (1986) Clumsy bank robbers flee to Latin America with a divorced surgeon and lawyer as hostages. (Stereo)

Boy, I'm glad it's in Stereo!

oh I thought you meant the show on AE or Life network

i like the love channel

Oh, hmm. That sounds better.

Bad post timing. I'm good at it.

this is a funny topic

of course it is, it's Hiker's boxed

haha hi

What is, me finding a wife at lunch time?

lol

ahahaha....man waking up to a new TH thread every morning kicks the ever loving crap outta a morning cup of coffee anyday.

lol

Woah, theres a lot of dry humping in this thread

Sorry, my bad. I'll put a stopper to it.

eek2

The OTF wouldn't be the same without the dry humping

oooer

You kick ass Tired Hiker, you shouldn't get married. You should go out each day and **** 3 different super models.

That's what I do.

But then you wake up?

Th, you kick so much ass.

ya...

Thanks Backfire! *hugs*

I wouldn't even know where to find them here in San Jose. I was going to find a wife today at lunch time, but I ate a frozen pizza instead.

was it frozen when you ate it

no2

mmmmm......pizza sly

pokey

youpi

Time for me to go get another pizza! Five Dollar Hot n' Ready, from Little Caesars! Here I come!

maybe you'll find a future wife cooking up a batch of crazy bread...

TH how much pizza do you eat a year

Well, I didn't find a wife, but I do eat roughly 17 thousand pounds of pizza per year!

Goddamn, you must be fat!

Mmmm Pizza.

ha hah ahh ah um . .. .no. I'm in pretty good shape, as a matter of fact!

joke honey, joke x

yeah, round is a shape after all.

pear

that too is a shape.

It's the beer that makes me bloated!

Cheers sweetie!!



Keep on drinkin' baby..........

Thanks, honeychild!

If i drop the beer then i'd have a 6 pack...but screw that. I can't live w/o beer or alcohol in general.

hi