To the young adults (kids) of KMC.
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Tired Hiker
So, I hang out here a lot and many of you are like, "Hiker, you are thirty. Why are you here and not out looking for a wife?" So, this morning I had to get up at 7am to shoot some stuff for the news. On my way back I thought, "Nows the time!"
So just for you, I looked around for a wife and all I saw was rain and traffic. So, then I realized, "well, it is Monday morning and most potential wives are probably still asleep or going to work."
So, I decided to come home and hang out here. Is that okay?
silver_tears
TH never leave us crybaby
Pay no attention to damn n00bs furious
Storm
About a boy
Darth Revan
TH, lemme tell you something. You should never, ever, EVER get married. You should waste your life talking on the forum to people you will probably never meet in person.
Tired Hiker
Lost in Transylvania!vampire
Darth Revan
Mystic Rabbit!
Korri
lol! u ppl r too funny
Syren
*offers TH her leg*
After all, who needs a wife when you got a smooth, sleek, tempting leg to make out with?
Korri
omg scary
Tired Hiker
OMG!
Tempting, very tempting!
silver_tears
TH there's always a bar for you to hump
Syren
*wiggles leg*
All for you honey.......
Syren
*realises leg is getting a little cold*
Ahem!
Korri
lol he aint a dog...or is he
Darth Revan
yeah he is he's Baylin reincarnated!
Korri
oh well
Tired Hiker
I cannot do it! *damn* I've lost my sauce!
But have a flower, Syren. . . . it was a very nice leg.flowers
Korri
i would give you my leg if hadnt been biten off by a shark
Syren
Nah, but he's got this addiction to dry humping things, which I think is kinda endearing!!
*wiggles leg again and pulls trouser leg a little higher, showing thigh flesh*
Tired Hiker
Damnit! I have no will power! *uncontrollably humps Syren's leg*
Syren
*gasp*
A flower? For lil ol' me? Aaaaw!!
*drops trouser leg and jumps on TH*
That's so sweet!!
*licks your cheek*
Tired Hiker
Dry humps, that is!
Syren
*pulls leg away and runs away with flower*
Korri
would u like to dry hump my car?
Syren
*starts to dance in corner to sounds in head*
Tired Hiker
*dry humps Korri's car!*
Korri
its a Lotus so be careful
Tired Hiker
Mmm, good mileage!
silver_tears
*watches from side lines*
Korri
u scratch that paintwork and ill kick your ass!
Tired Hiker
I've yet to scratch a car during a dry hump.
Korri
well dont let this be your first time
Tired Hiker
Okay, enough of that. I'm going to go look for another wife around lunch time.
Korri
ooook
Tired Hiker
Yeah. It'll be sweet. But instead I might just go see Master And Commander!
Tired Hiker
Oh, you get sea sick, Silvs? Say that ten times fast!
silver_tears
No I just dislike crappy movies, they make me puke
I would have put you on my list for your taste in movies, but your TH so I'll allow you to live
and if I had Milla would hunt me down and slaughter me death
Tired Hiker
Have you seen it, Silvs?
Korri
nobody loves me kicking
silver_tears
I have yucky but hey at least you're moving up, it is better than the HULK rip1
Attention (smilie green for effect)
Tired Hiker
I just finished "sort of watching" Evita. It seemed kind of lame. No bull fighting.
silver_tears
that's the worst part of the movie crybaby no Bulls
Tired Hiker
I scare you, remember?
Korri
yay i scare someone!
Tired Hiker
I can't believe I'm watching the Love Channel.
silver_tears
inlove hubba hubba
Tired Hiker
What's next? Lets' see. ....Miracles? What the hell is that?
silver_tears
its a show about babies being born, very gruesome
Korri
ok
Tired Hiker
Ooops, it's called the Love Stories Channel.
It's not porn or anything, it's just like, I don't know, cheezy chick flicks?
Korri
i guess its for you then
silver_tears
thats it
worse than the womens network
*shivers* damn crap
Tired Hiker
Miracles: Tom Conti, Teri Garr, Paul Rodriguez. (1986) Clumsy bank robbers flee to Latin America with a divorced surgeon and lawyer as hostages. (Stereo)
Boy, I'm glad it's in Stereo!
silver_tears
oh I thought you meant the show on AE or Life network
Korri
i like the love channel
Tired Hiker
Oh, hmm. That sounds better.
Tired Hiker
Bad post timing. I'm good at it.
AliasNeo15
this is a funny topic
silver_tears
of course it is, it's Hiker's boxed
Tired Hiker
What is, me finding a wife at lunch time?
Linkalicious
ahahaha....man waking up to a new TH thread every morning kicks the ever loving crap outta a morning cup of coffee anyday.
Raz
Woah, theres a lot of dry humping in this thread
Tired Hiker
Sorry, my bad. I'll put a stopper to it.
Raz
The OTF wouldn't be the same without the dry humping
crazy_c
oooer
Kai_Haider
You kick ass Tired Hiker, you shouldn't get married. You should go out each day and **** 3 different super models.
Kai_Haider
That's what I do.
BackFire
Th, you kick so much ass.
Tired Hiker
Thanks Backfire! *hugs*
Tired Hiker
I wouldn't even know where to find them here in San Jose.
I was going to find a wife today at lunch time, but I ate a frozen pizza instead.
silver_tears
was it frozen when you ate it
crazy_c
mmmmm......pizza sly
silver_tears
pokey
Tired Hiker
Time for me to go get another pizza! Five Dollar Hot n' Ready, from Little Caesars! Here I come!
Linkalicious
maybe you'll find a future wife cooking up a batch of crazy bread...
silver_tears
TH how much pizza do you eat a year
Tired Hiker
Well, I didn't find a wife, but I do eat roughly 17 thousand pounds of pizza per year!
Syren
Goddamn, you must be fat!
Tired Hiker
ha hah ahh ah um . .. .no.
I'm in pretty good shape, as a matter of fact!
Corran
yeah, round is a shape after all.
silver_tears
pear
Corran
that too is a shape.
Tired Hiker
It's the beer that makes me bloated!
Syren
Cheers sweetie!!
Keep on drinkin' baby..........
Tired Hiker
Thanks, honeychild!
Linkalicious
If i drop the beer then i'd have a 6 pack...but screw that. I can't live w/o beer or alcohol in general.
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