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Hey to all the new guys.

We get a lot of new members sort of roaming around the Forums in a lost way, so I just wanted to say to you all, feel free to direct any queries to me, I'll do my best to help you. It's just sometimes if you ask the Mods questions they are quite busy, obviously they get a lot of queries sent their way. So to make their lives a little easier I'm volunteering a helping hand. I'd also recommend you ask the likes of Silver_Tears, BidMyBlood2Run, Lil Bitchiness, Bloomilicious, Tired Hiker, Linkalicious, Yerssot, The Force etc, mostly these guys'll be hanging in the Off Topic Forum. We're all regulars here, and would be glad to help any new guys on their way to enjoying the KMC Forums as much as we do.

SYREN x x x

this is a great idea Syren

i doubt any noobs will notice this. but good job

bloody lame, this thread, yup ...

ive been here just over 2 weeks, and didnt say hello, so Hello

theres something for everyone

Just a little heads-up to newbies here, please post welcome threads in here, not a fan thread about orlando or someone else...cuz i have a tendency to rip those apart.

Hey! Yup, newbie right here, folks! Big red flag going up! Look this way! No Q's, thanks, I belong to Snitch Seeker, basically the same terms as these ones. Yay! So glad to see avatars here! And siggies! Well, I also love the smilies! So cute! We just got a new bunch of 'em at SS. Gotta love 'em! Also, hope ya'll like me!

confused_water

got a Q now. How do I load an avatar to my name? I can't do it! HELP!
please?

hehe, that is explained in a thread in the communications section

check this link: http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f13/t6546.html

Aaaw, Fire's being all helpful!!

Just follow his lead confused_water

And thanx 4 the support guys, just trying to help y'know..........

*CRIES*

No-one wants my help!!

meh...they're probably ignoring this thread just like all the others like this one

I got mentioned

Spear, don't be a moron, this is just a helper. There's gotta be a few newbs who need pointers.

I got a PM from confused water about avatars, so kiss mine bee-atch!!

And of course I mentioned u Yerssot, you are a reliable memeber of this forum hunny x

Well Syren, if they ignore all the other threads saying what to do and what not to do, what makes you so sure that they'll pay any more attention to this one?

spear has a point there

True, but I don't expect major reactions, I just wanted to let them know that IF they want help, I'm here, and so are you guys........

Syren seems really nice like she wants to help newbies!!!

Im a newbie!!!

Welcome hunny, any questions??

Oooh... Syren, soo... I'm a newbie help me... I want to talk to someone

Well hello there Rusky, welcome to the Forums, what would you like to know?
































Ass, I KNOW you, cheeky x

I have a question for ya Syren....where was my hello? (tear rolls down cheek) All I wanted was....was.. a ..little ...hi (sobing) but nothing...(sniff sniff)
















:P

*leaps on Pel*

Heeeey Handsome.........

Hello everyone im new and just wanted to say hi

just want to say hi to all ,hi

goku3000

I never got one either

and hey there, goku

(spots ring on finger)

(gives polite hug, holds hand and gives gentle kiss)

Looking beautiful today my Lady (bows and backs off)

I'm going to keep my eye on this one, if it goes OTF -something not related to helping newbies- I will move it

Help for n00bs, don't get threads outside of the Off Topic threads going off-topic or they get closed or moved.

THIS IS SPECIFICALLY FOR NEWBIES TO ASK FORUM RELATED QUESTIONS. ANY REGULARS IN HERE, FEEL FREE TO HELP ME ANSWER THEM, BUT LET'S NOT PLAY, OK?

<--- sorry, I'll be serious, look --->

Ok...ask away....

Yo Yo!!

Big welcome to LemmingsMustDie

OH ...YeAh...

(boosting post counts )

He was here earlier today........honest

hello, I'm new if anyone's interested.
is anyone else snowed in and extremely bored...or uhm getting cabin fever and contemplating how to shut your family up?????
how do you have those picture attachments at the bottom of your posts???
peace

Right, if you'd like a sig, make a request to Godshinto, Hegemon875 or Dexx. There are others, but these are the ones I can think of off the top of my head Do it thru a PM (Private Message). Or find the Signature Request Thread, ok?

Also, you can have what is called an Avatar next to your name. If you want one of these, got to your User Control Panel and click on Edit Options, then go all the way down to the bottom and choose an avatar.

Hope this helps x

Oh yeah, and huuuuge welcome, hope you enjoy the Forums.

Well..I'm not snowed in, but it is snowing like hell out there..
Make sure the avatar u want is within the size limits that u see in the user control panel or it won't work..

Hi Syren! Was wondering if you knew, how 'active' I'll have to be to be able to send private messages? I've been in a few forums, but still can't send anything ...

you have to post 15 posts before you can send PM's

*looks sheepish*

You know, I didn't know that.......

*shrugs*

Fire, saving the day like a big huge day saver.............

it's been discussed in the mod lounge that's all

The Mod's Lounge??



You guys have a freakin' staff room??

((Do you get free cake?))

yep and yep

I think this is just a evil plot against the newbies because syren's niceness is making me uneasy

Thanks, Fire!!

I'm just TRYING to make it a little easier on the new guys, and the Mods. They must have a busy time of it, and I'm on here every day without fail, so if I can help I will.........

alright newbie here, just joined from Uk, wondering where the Arnie Schwarzenneger forums are, and whats available on this site.

Hello, I am very new, forgive me for being compleatly stupid but how do I get a picture onto my post or next to my name?
alright well if someone has the time to let me know that would be great, thankyou.
Stiff Kitten

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f13/t6546.html Avatars

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f13/t24140.html Signatures

---Taken from the FAQ Page---

The administrator may allow you to use the attachment feature of this board, which gives you the ability to attach files of certain types to your posts. This could be an image, a text document, a zip file etc. There will be a limit to the file size of any attachments you make, as the board should not be used as an extension of your hard disk!

To attach a file to a new post, simply click the button at the bottom of the post composition page, and locate the file that you want to attach from your local hard drive.

Only certain types of files may be attached: these are the valid file extensions for files to be attached to this board: gif jpg txt zip jpeg.

Thankyou!!!!

Stiff-Kitten, actually, the best you can do when you have a question is to post it in the section called News&Questions.
All the people who post there are keen on helping others out and well, the admin (Raz) had already a sticky (a note) up in that section answering your question

oh ok thanks for the tip, forgive me for being a pain in the asss i'll be a bit smarter next time.

me nor anyone else here would want to make you think you're a pain

OK I looked around to find answers to my questions but couldn't find them *I may just be stupidly Blind* So I need to know...
How many posts to do stuff.. I know 15 for PM's, whats the others?
How many Smilies/Images per post?
Also do you always have to attach a pic at the bottom atachment bit or can u put a link in your posts or the use the img tags?
Also how can u tell when someone is a mod or admin? Coz I cant see anything by their names...

Um and how comes you people are so great and this site is so wonderful? *Shameless Suck up*

Oh and is it just my rubbish computer or does the gray bit on the post run out for everyone at the side?

Look forward to getting to know you all.

Piggle
x x x x

Let' s see:
The PM restriction was introduced due to recent spamming through PM' s. As far as I know, that' s the only restriction there is. I could be forgetting something though
I don' t know exactly how many smilies/images you can use per post but you' ll get this "You have included too many images in your signature or in your previous post. Please go back and correct the problem and then continue again.

Images include use of smilies, the vB code tag and HTML <img> tags. The use of these is all subject to them being enabled by the administrator." message when you' ve used too much of them.
No, you can post the link or use the image tags.
You can recognize the mods and the admin (Raz) by their bigger avatars. Not all the mods use the 100x100 avatar option though, but most of us do. Or you can just check out this: Forum Leaders.

*ignores the sucking up*

Could be your computer but I notice it on mine too sometimes so...

to your answers:

25 to post a link (I think)
yes, you can either use the img-tags or post a link
mods and admins have avatars bigger than 64*64

see in example those of Fire, Storm, Phoenix, ...

to the other questions:
it's cause I'm here
and your pc

It's ten smilies or images

Thanks very much! You have been most helpful..give yourself a pat on the back.

Piggle
x x x x

I can't reach that far

*pats self on the back*

Hi guys, just a newbie wanting to say hello. Let me know what the cool boards are, this whole place looks pretty cool actually.....

welcome and have lots of fun
but don' t be afraid to make your own personal welcome thread

what she said

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