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I would just like to give new comers here a few tips on how to become part of the OTF basically. In no way am I bashing you or anything.

Search
First off there is a search function that each forum has here. It is located in the top right hand corner. Please before you start a new topic, please take the time to use this function, it helps the rest of us, if there are 25 different threads with the exact same thing in them use those.

Pictures
If you have a picture of yourself, please use the thread already made for pics, by using search, or if you want it available to all of KMC use this thread.... http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7467&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

Forums
There are specified forums for almost every topic, T.V, books, and even art now, as well as for every movie imaginable, please post things related to said topics there.

Help
If you guys need help of any sort there is a News and Questions Forum available to provide help, post your questions or queries there, and this way you will have a better chance getting them answered.

Courtesy
Don't attack others at any time. Personal attacks on others will not be tolerated. Challenge others' points of view and opinions, but do so respectfully and thoughtfully ... without insult and personal attack. KMC is a friendly community, we would be very glad to talk to you, as long as you do not insult us or or opinions. There is no need for that.

Private Messages
If you have something to say to one person, please use the private messaging system that KMC offers all members. If you do not want others interfering in your convos this is the best way, and it saves the mods from having to close another pointless thread.

Copycat Threads
Please do not start copycat threads based on a topic in the OTF. It clutters up the forum, and is just inappropriate.

Last minor point, there is a edit button underneath each post, if you wanna correct a spelling mistake or what not, use that, there is no need to post again right after correcting the one letter that is wrong.

I am sorry for the rambling, and I don not mean this offensive in any way. I love the OTF and bascially spend the majority of my time on KMC here, these are just tips for new comers, who do not know the ways of KMC yet.

Thank you all for your time,
Irene

--update--
More from JKozzy:

It's sad that you have to point that out.

Lol, this should be a note

It has everything that can be said about this forum.
Tell me one thing I missed or is not needed and I will gladly fix it, but look through it carefully and tell me that if this was here it wouldn't do a difference cuz I think it would.

Yes yes! Make this Sticky!

now all we need to do is find a way to force them to read this .

Courtesy

Don't attack others. Personal attacks on others will not be tolerated. Challenge others' points of view and opinions, but do so respectfully and thoughtfully ... without insult and personal attack.

I will include that too

The Rules

my favourite rule: "think before you post"

Gee, heres an idea...just post the "fecking" (as raz refers to them) rules!

Sil!!!

The G Club is open for business again!! I'm dancin' away, join me and help, plz

I will gladly help, and spear these aren't rules, there is no rule for simple things like editting. Look I'm sorry if I was hostile to the newer members, appologies, but it has to be said. This place rocked, and will again!!! and these are just simple things that can help.

With the help of the G Club, the OTF will surely rule once again!!

Could you be a bit more subtle, syren?

new addition, the avalabilty of PMs
if you dont want people interfering in privates convos, take them to PMs

add something about thread copying

remember how many "thank god I'm...." threads popped up

to late now can't edit anymore, 15 minutes passed
I think it's more than fine now
Raz can feel free to add on

Here is a quick link to the rules (which apply to me and everyone else):

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/misc.php?action=rules

that's just the thing, if people refuse to use the search option which takes maximum 15 seconds thats too much of a hassle for lazy people to read

Hey sil are you gonna get raz to make this sticky so it stays at the top where newbs can read it

I think it would very much help?
I don't wanna offend anyone with this, its not a way of picking a fight or anything of the sort
I am not against anyone, but these are just simple things that people tend to avoid and that just brings the value of the place down.

I think all off what's been said could be unorthodoxly summed up in this: Don't be a moron.

And FFS please use punctation, and spell check or at least when you abbreviate words don't do it it so it's dnt you js h8 I mean it is really hard to take a post seriously when it's like that, or when it is one big run on sentence.

those don't seem so simple to me

have you checked your I.Q. lately hun

as a matter of fact i have....it's 31.

if you put a 1 before and after the 3.

well then they should be simple, for anyone that can follow basic english.

*ahem*

It seems like we need to reiterate this...please people! Read this!

It's gotta be stickied or sumthing similar

like what? Make a thread saying "Please Read the said thread"?

No like a copy of Forum Rules, or sumthing.
I for one don't care if it's mine or whetever, as long as it's up there, and in fact I would definately change the title to please read, for your benefit.
I hope Raz notices this

basicalyl, dont be so lazy that no one can understand you.

PM him about it...I've been thinking about making a similar thread soon as well, 90% of the threads made are pointless crap or stuff thats already in another thread.

I would like to see the new comers actually listen to these rules

Exactly, how many friggin times must we rate people,
You are ugly get over it!!!

I'll let it be, if he doesn't then tomorrow I will.

They would not listen... but maybe read them...

oh they will, threaten them with death I say death or am I being unreasonable

simply put...no.

and kot, thats a penguin.

Yes

Silver Tears, who is going to close the thread I just made about "Riddles"?

im saying no, thats not unreasonable...unless your're just disagreeing with me for the sake of disagreeing with me

dont worry about it it will probably fall into the depths of this place
or a mod will merge it

Humm...

bumped

I will kill sumone soon

*hides*

*jumps out of bush and lands on Sil*

No, you are not to lower your beautiful self just for the sake of teaching morons a lesson!!

*looks at Dave hiding in said bush*

Get outta there you pussy.........

*restrains self* let this be a warning death

I love you girl......

Thank you, thank you I do what I can

Can members who are not new also use these guidelines?

Me like, me like!

If you want to add something to the first post, post it here and I'll edit the first post.

aaaw, Raz, make it sticky!!!

I'm way ahead of you

I love you y'know..........

Well I am king king

I am loved by all

Though you abdicated, right..........

Not when it comes to the love

Aaaw, you feel it too.

Kingy, I see something spesh right here!!

can you please ass

Dave123
Respect his opinions because he is always right

yep, I'm so modest thanks, Raz

it really proves your point when you spell add right, dave

here i am making comments in this thread, and i haven't even bothered to read the original post....

Grrrr Read it..........

Raz, could you please add that the G Club is open again, WITH Dancing Girls and FREE ALCOHOL!!!

Mwahahahahaaa!!!

I WILL lure you all back

my girlfriend says i'm not aloud in the G Club anymore. She says she doesn't like me going out everynight drinking and watching girls dance around naked for dollars bills...

aww u can always sneek in

*in a quiet whisper*

shhhhsh....she doesn't need to know that.wink1

lol

Added a little note about copycat threads. They're so annoying and extremely pathetic.

^^ i agree

woah!!!! new guidelines...now this is getting a little more complicated than "'simple"

they're the same as before, its just the unwritten law has now been put down

this thread's name should change to: NEWBIES, READ THIS!!!!!!!!!! cuz it doesn't help. but it's an awesome idea. the OTF will be less chaotic now, i hope.

is it ok if i make a thread with a bunch of pics of me in it? Not an "am i ugly?" thread because that's absolute crap. just one where i'm kicking it on a sat night or maybe at the river wake boarding....or better yet...showing off my fresh dirt bike wounds?

go for it, as long as its not some stupid-ass "rate me" thread...

*nods enthusiastically*

Yup, I wanna see some 'Link in Pain' pics

leave me alone, i wasnt properly awake

*hugs Dave, the guy who can't spell three letter words*

I love you man!

wait wait wait is silver tears a mod now or wait what

She's a super-duper mod! Man D, get with the times!

link, the best place to post your piccies is in the GDF.

Raz, I love your avitar. I also love the full picture of it...

diva and i am the queen!!


teehee




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I'm just a Prince. But Silvs is a Princess!!!naughtyWe all live in the same castle, right?

thank ya Raz! When and if the day comes i'll post a normal pic in the Member Pics section. *dreams of day lazy ass brother gets my nice new, but broken camera fixed.*

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divaking Well....i guess being on top has its prize...you two may proceed....

What did you expect, Lils? I can't hook up with the King's wife, you knonw, The Queen?!!! As long as Princess Silvs ain't my sister, it's morally sound, right?

True!!

Totally...I mean, you dont want your head getting chopped off, now do you diva


giljotiini

Ooo, that could hurt . . ... . so, what are you trying to say? If Silvs let's me bang her, it's off with my head?

Uuummm...no. You're free to bang her as much as you like!

But, I'm afraid to! She's so wild, I've heard. Can't you just sneek out at night once the King is asleep and bed with me, in my quarters?

You arrogant mortal!! How dare you treat me as sloppy seconds!! How dare you even think that, let alone suggest it!!!!!!!

You wanted to bang Silver, you go bang silver, i am NO sloppy seconds!diva

No, you'd be more like, desert!

Actually, I was hoping to have you both at the same time! And Raz!! One big happy family!

you're scaring off the noobs you two

keep it up

I DO NOT share Raz...

Here is Raz and lil bitchiness....

http://www.romancereaderatheart.com/cherif/images/11.jpg

And us in bed...NOBODY ELSE!!

Shame on you Tired Hiker...shame on you....

Im off to be Raz's queen now..for good...

In fact, im going now...i tire of this conversation...buh bye!

oh and one more of your King and Queen!

http://www.romancereaderatheart.com/cherif/images/17.jpg

I like! king

*bows* that right super duper mod indeed eek

*offers TH hand*

You just come along with me baby, you don't need no Princesses!

ahem
you wait your turn

Every time I see this thread I want to watch Pirates Of The Carribbean.


"Not rules, Lassy, but more or less . . .. .guidelines, you succulent little lassy!" -Bernard Hill, POTC

OMG *faints and falls flat at Syren's feet* *so helpless!*

*faints and falls flat at Silvs feet as well*

...Well except the King and Queen's loyal chamber maid Bkk *meow* winkiss

hey bbk!

opps i mean bkk so sory

lol! hello!

omg the word bkk reminds me of burger king yummy

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

Its the all beautiful one!!


*bows* of course, of course..badkittykitty as well..*bows some more*

winkiss *roar* winkiss


inlove

lil i got you a pet Dragon to kill all the mere mortals that try and dissrespect you velho

korri your dragon just ate you

Yey! Thanks Korri!! Beware commoners diva

eek I think that dragon is bad news

i dont know why i find that so funny...

Raz can you do me a favour?

What?

don't worry, it's not too dangerous
actually nevermind not needed

A new rule could me "No Pretending To Be Tired Hiker"

Hey now, no need for that.

no that's going a bit far
and anyones everyone loves TH so basically lil is just more popular

thanks for telling me bout the edit button....seriously!!!!!!!!

Awh sexy milla...your too sweet! inlove

I'm doing the bowing queen lil *bows to millas lovely feet*

*bows to bkk bowing to millas bowing to bkk*

wow this is like really sexy twister!

wow u guys like bowing

absolutly! censored2

*bows* hehe i bowed

TeeHee! that's the spirit!

yeah i got the spirit lol

haha I need a break dancin smilie

Bows all around!

yummy!

Hah!!

*bows to Tired Hiker bowing to bkk bowing to me bowing to Raz bowing to me*

Now thats some bowig to remember!!!

lil...will you marry me?

That could be interesting!

ok ill marry you

Oh! I just love weddings...

hey me too
*wears bridesmaid dress*

*wears stunning tux undershirt without sleeves and boxers with a bow tie*

eek simply smashing baby

Yes!!

Although Im gonna have to consult with my other two husbands, but im sure they wont mind!

kewl

Korri, your sig is by far the best I have EVER seen! Who made it? It looks so professionally done!

thanks Raz, i made it


















ok The One Himself did

Damn! TOH is getting better and better!

Design of the calibre would be perfect for the new styles we're planning!