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It has come to my attention that these boards are overrun by Pyros. It's my duty to extinguish these fires, and bring in a new order of non-fireness thingy. I guess. Although I can't do this alone, I need staff members to fight the fires, who's with me?

NO ONE!!! *burns down the fire department*

Rebiulds it, I'm a fast builder.

oh shit.....*RUNS* .... 0.0,.....im not a pyro

F*ck it, we are! You better ditch this idea, strife, or you're goin' down!

I have a problem with authority! Teehee, and don't threaten me! OR FACE THE ICY COLD SIGHT OF MY OTHER FRIENDS!

(no one comes out)

Aw crap! THEN TASTE THE AWESOME WRATH OF MY MIDDLE FINGER!

har har har.

*burns scythe* hehe ....oops looks like i made ye melt whahahaha

authority? o.O we're the opposites of authority. what drugs are you on?

Fire fighting is in my blood! I'm there! Strife!!

Whoo Hoo, now that Spider-Man is on my side, wait was't I Spider-Man? Never mind that, I trust that Tired Hiker will put KMC's Volunteer Fire Fighter in his signature, and we shall commence the watering of these boards!

cry are you guys trying to suck all the fun out of being here? c'mon...

No dude. Just making some compitition you know. Superheroes have to fight crime, fire fighters have to fight Pyros.

We're real harmless, really...nothin more than a few bonfires.

Are you afraid of us?

haha and a few burnt bodys here and there WHAAH

Not afraid. If I absolutely have to I can call back my interdimensional friend Randy the Lightning Demon, and we all know how well lighting and water mixes.

Wow, someone call an ambulance!

*gets hose*

*RUNS * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 0.0....not more water..

crybaby you people are really mean. we've left you alone!

Whoo hoo! More volunteers! K dudes, I'm selling water guns for 25 cent to protect your loved one, or act now, and you can trade in four firearmes for one water gun full of the coldest water in the tri-city area.

arr...no hehe i burnt silver once

Really? Well you haven't burnt me! I'm fire proof, I bought Batman's fire proof cape!

batman.......WHAHAAHHAAHAA

heheh burn batty

kof, you burnt sil's cupid wings. not her! still it was fun.

"?" Okay.........

hehe and once in a pm i burnt her hair whaaha ...but i put her out dont want to ruin a pritty face hahah

well yeah...we burn everyone's hair! thats a given!

What did Sil do? She's on my side! Whoo hoo.

Wow, you guys are like confessing your crimes in front of the fire dept. Real smart. hehehe

yeah my and pyro are shaking with our lighters

real smart, strife. you just double-posted.

sky, if this werent the fire dept's thread, id give it a good ol "lighter's up" like i normally do, but nows not the time.

Get em boys.

WAHAHAHAHA

where are your boys eh?

oh, and with a quick and careful edit, scythe makes me look like a moron.

WAHAHAHAHA

this thread was short lasted. Lighters up!

muhahaahah lighters up!! and get FRANKIE !!! >.< WAHAHA

Here Frankie, you go first! *frankie clumsily sparks the lighters and burns down a wall* he learns fast

WAHAH *claps for frakie* hehe good boy!!

Yeah Frankie! I think sky and I can deal with the rest. *sparks lighter and proceeds to incinerate a support beam*

*takes out lighter and lighter fluid....burns down all the fire trucks and suits * MUAAHHA BURN YES THATS IT!!!

aw, they're only melting instead...well, thats good enough, i suppose. *sets the furniture on fire which causes a chain reaction*

*is sitting on the couch........butt gets hot!!! ouch!! hehe *

*gives frankie a hi five* yeah give me flipper my lil bro! WAHAH

*takes a step back and looks at the pure destruction, then to sky and frankie* i'd say we've burnt down yet another thread. how many is this?

*looks to frankie...arrrr... .... umm whaah i have no idea .... picks frankie up and puts him on my sholders heheh *

we should start a tally...well, the guys night out we took out three times, and the prom once or twice...so we've headed onto six, more or less. not bad!

wahhahhah yeah lol now frakie can burn threads aswill

We're like the Pain in the Ass Squad of the KMC!

WHAAHAHA ...hahah frankie cheers us on !!

hmm...pain the ass squad fits pretty well heheh...

later m8. i gtg, my bed is calling...don't burn down everything without me now!

WHAHAHA me and frankie will try not to

I must spring into action. Taking a huge ass metal box, Scythe traps the pyros in there, then filles up the box with water, then freezes it.

"Chill out guys."

After removing the box, both pyros remain in suspened animation.

"Look fellas, pyro fishes." Now to send you to Alaske!"

After packaging the pyros and paying for shipping and handling, they arrive in Alaska, and freeze thier asses off.

im cold now WHAAHAHAHAHAHA *frankie attackes whaahahha *

*Recieves phone call from Scythe*

Hey guys, I thought you'd be cold, so I sent some warm clothes in the crate...........oh wait...........that's right......I used them and threw them away when I went snowboarding. That's cuz cold weather is nothing on me! Hahahahahaaha.

*frankie jumps into action and slaps Scythe
around with his flippers ...takes out his lighter and sparks it lighting Scythe
legs on fire muaahahahah ....frankie comes over to me i pet him on the head heeh good boy * WHAHAHAA

Dude your in Alaska...........and I'm in Ca.......how the hell does that work? Besides, I have cool fire proof suits on, and Batman's fire proof cape which I stole. Hehehe.

Spearhead im ashamed of you, you use to be a cop

drops in ninja style and whips shurikans at all enterlopers...........yeah...

*Pulls out .38 snubby*, " Alright alright, Ive dibanded the Sheriff's department, that means that im not a cop, and it means that you SPEARHEAD are not longer one either! Me and Venom are gonna run this joint, I mean the WHOLE off-topic thread, you see Im the boss, I do what i please and we do not want some pyros or some mobster wannabees with fire hoses doing harm, so thats that"
*starts shooting*

SNOOGENS!!!!!!!! pull's out kitana and slashes every thing in sight like a coked up werewolf...

Phinney runs this joint now, and he aint takin no fer an answer!

arrr... i dont live in alaska

how did we get in alaska? and phin, i was just taking the law into my own hands...you know how i use fire as my primary defense and the like? I don't want them to take that away from me

I trust that the ex-sheriff will join my fire dept. squad?

I seriouly do want to try fire fighting out for a job

Speahead, you wanna join the Phinney Family??? And no im a mobster, I run the fire deparment, I run EVERYTHING. ANd I got boys to back me up, lets go Venom and Spear, we got work to do

hell yeah!

so im gonna be the only pyro if spear joins? WHAHA i dont think spear will give up being a pyro

*takes out lighter.....you wonna burn? *

You and me buddy. We'll clean up the whole place.

whaha you cant put me out !! >.< i live on!!!!!

But guns kick fire's ass!!

How?

I don't know , but it sure does.

Um The phinney family needs some pyros, you two can join, i be starting a topic bout it, called "Mr. Phinney's restaurant and Casino"

yeh! Long live the pyros!

so im looking fr some pyros to knock off my "competition", wanna join?

always a pleasure...kofmaster's with me though.

I did say pyroS didn't I?

thats a good point... once a retard, always a retard!

at least a flaming retard taht works for me!

water!!!

you can not come to guys night out thread then!

Why not?

Can I be a firefighter??

because thats one of our hangout spots. we burnt down the sign saying that, but still the rule applies. if you enter, randy the lightning demon will pop in and zap you until you understand.

i was answering his question o.O

Of course you can, me and you all the way.

burny burn bunsen burners r weird firey thingies

bunsen burners rock! i love those things!

Great, great!!! Where is my uniform?

Bunsen burners, potassium --- pretty colors

bunsen burners we use heaps in science my frend burt her hair on 1

Scythe: wut he said^
Pyro: do you want a flamethrower for your b-day?

id love to! but its not until another 6 months.

lol yep

Where's the fire ?

i have no clue

So what's a fd without a fire ? Let's set one up

u can.......

Lights match, then drops it on floor, then steps on it. There you go, the fire came, and went.