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my perfect world...
id live with my bf and closest freinds and maybe my family either in a castle(haunted) or in the church of satan in america!way good!and the devil would be my next-door neighbour, along with my fav. bands.http://www.beltbuckleshop.com/acatalog/4553pentagram.jpg

-id have endless money
-theyre wouldnt be any unhappy people or ill people in the world
-people would be content with there lives
-my fav bands would come round everyday and perform live in my living room/garden/bedroom/wherever.

and my family would be back to normal

all the women would love me...and i would have time to take each of them out on dates.
on the dates we go shopping for clothes, go out for food, and then we come back to my place for back massages and wicked games of Twister!

My perfect world is the same as yours; but I'm not so sure I'd like to be your neighbour

i wouldnt wanna be my neighbour either.itd be too noisy and you wouldnt get any sleep.but youd get to meet the awesome bands!

It's not that I'm afraid of that because you sound like a great neighbour; but I would hate to lose my present neighbours (all the demons in a world)

i'd like to be a princess and to live in a palace, adnto have a lot of male-slaves

understandable!really like your sig its way good!

Your sig is also really cool; but the pic should be in whole sig; there shouldn't be white area.

i know i tried to upload it but it said it was too big!so i had to shrink it or else it wouldnt work

In my perfect world, all the people who pick on me at school would be forced to do painful physical labour, the weird accent I have which is the reason for most of the insults I recieve would be considered perfectly acceptable, and all the atractive men of the world would worship me as their supreme Goddess

Weeell I would be more powerful and better at surviving. The world wouldn't be so inhospitable. I suppose I would live on a self supporting fortress far out at sea.

my perfect world would be....

1) to be able to see HH everyday
2) never have to work
3) a world without killing and hateing
4) to be able to be with my friends all the time
5) it always be warm and sunny.
6) every thing would always be happy
7) no homework
8) no george Bush for a president

I disagree with everything except with #8

Nobody in the world would have a brain except me, so I would rule all of them, and the seas would be black and the continents grey, and all the countries would have mountains and at least 3 volcanos.

Also, no sunlight, I would have the sun destroyed by my idiot servants.

???????
why vulcanos???

coz they are cool

I like hurricanes and storms more

ohh....... ok.

um...I believe dregh is offically high on dope!!!! (just joking)

okay beast we can keep #8.....but I also must keep #1......number one is by far the MOST important!!!!!!

No hurricans, just eruptions, so people have to leave their homes and suffer. And I will consider the storms thingy

no...torandos....I love torandos!!!!

OK; I also agree with 7; but everything else is gone ok?

#1 is nice

but ....... i prefer the book...

I like the one that talks about me, I think it's the #1

Here are my rules:
1. Darkness all around the world
2. Hate and pain everywhere
3. Chaos rules
4. A lot of hurricanes and storms
5. No law
6. No Bush for President
7. No goverment
8. I see elle every day

I will be the president since nobody has brains except me mwahaha

And I forgot
9. I kill Dregh

Fck!

Most likely Dregh would allow the roaches to rule the world.

Eh, they'll rule the world one day anyway. Unless the cows seize power first

NO...NO...NO you have it all wrong

1) I must see HockeyHorror every single day!!!!! (most imporant)
2) NO hate
3) peace and unity
4) sunny all the time except at night but then the stars and moon will always shine
5) no laws (because they wont be needed....everybody will get along great and behave)
6) No bush!!!!!!
7) no homework
8) no pain or illness
9) love of god everywhere
10) no pop ups on the computer

um...korriland

1. Darkness all around the world
2. Hate and pain everywhere
3. Chaos rules
4. A lot of hurricanes and storms
5. No law
6. No Bush for President
7. No goverment
8. I see elle every day
9. I kill Dregh
10. Hate of Satan everywhere

i dont really know

...no its too easy no2

thats lovely

where everyone is a trout!

wtf are you on?

im high on life

and 'life' is street slang for cocaine or heroine?

no.....skittles

I don,t know what my world be like.

I don,t know for sure. do you?

is anyone on right now?????

A world with Till Lindemann and Peter Steele clones everywhere.

Tea and Bewbs.

The opposite of what this world is

Enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life.

An immune system on par with Logan's.

The ability to heal my loved ones if they are ill.

Meeting the perfect woman for me.

The ability to smoke/eat/drink whatever I want with none of the drawbacks.

When I do pass away, it will be in my sleep, painless.

Dane Cook would be dead, that's all I've got for now.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Dane Cook would be dead, that's all I've got for now.

-AC

You'd kill a comic that I find, sometimes, hilarious?


How dare you.

People would walk around naked..
And sex in public is not a crime, as long as it's consensual and they don't do it in front of kids.

A world where the concept of God is dead, and nations abide by the Constitution instead of their Holy Fairytale Book.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You'd kill a comic that I find, sometimes, hilarious?


How dare you.

I believe his existence to be a sin, and that anyone who finds him remotely funny should shower the shame off themselves.

Just my opinion.

-AC

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life.

An immune system on par with Logan's.

The ability to heal my loved ones if they are ill.

Meeting the perfect woman for me.

The ability to smoke/eat/drink whatever I want with none of the drawbacks.

When I do pass away, it will be in my sleep, painless.

i want to die falling.

I'd wake up next to Mila Kunis, then we'd bong out all day.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I believe his existence to be a sin, and that anyone who finds him remotely funny should shower the shame off themselves.

Just my opinion.

-AC


I feel the same about those that find The Big Lebowski hilarious.

i like The Dude.

Originally posted by mikeydude
i like The Dude.

He does remain rather mellow about the peeing on the Rug thing. He also makes a rather funny joke about "golfing" when they asked him what the bowling ball was. But, he got much angrier than I would have in some situations.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I feel the same about those that find The Big Lebowski hilarious.

True.

Because a layered comedy with varying levels of comedic device is as bad as a musclebound jock who thinks that over-acting and saying things loudly is funny.

We agree on more and more each day!

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Dane Cook would be dead, that's all I've got for now.

-AC

I wouldn't say dead, he would definitely not be famous or well payed (at least not in his current line of work) in my perfect world.

NO JEWS.
ha ha just kidding.

Originally posted by pgdarth95
NO JEWS.
ha ha just kidding.
No you weren't

I would finally stop losing my ****ing socks.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I believe his existence to be a sin, and that anyone who finds him remotely funny should shower the shame off themselves.

Just my opinion.

-AC Nevermind the fact that his family, friends and loved ones would miss him. So long as you're happy, eh?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
True.

Because a layered comedy with varying levels of comedic device

Wiow. The irrationality in this one (you) runs deep.




Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
is as bad as a musclebound jock who thinks that over-acting and saying things loudly is funny.

It's not that having big muscles is everything. It's just that being really small and weak really really sucks.


Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
We agree on more and more each day!

-AC

So now you have schizophrenia. Great.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
No you weren't
um, yes i was.

Originally posted by dadudemon







It's not that having big muscles is everything. It's just that being really small and weak really really sucks.



FTW?

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