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AND SHE WANTS TO PAY FOR IT!!!!!!!!

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and you don't want a tatoo?

cool

sure I want a tattoo



I think

dave i has your name tatooed in a very personal place

my mom is totally trying to force me though

why?

I dont know

maybe you two should talk

we had 'that talk' a loooong loooong time ago, thanx

where?

where would you get one on your body?

on my forehead

liv, you should get the same done as korri

stomach



oh you werent talking to me??

OK! *runs to the tattoo parlor and gets DVAE tattooed on forehead*



Oh yeah

liv, who is this Dave123 guy in your sig cry I've never heard of him

we could start a trend!

call it "The Dave Tatoo effect"

sounds great

Where on your stomache?

Like Hell it does!

sorta on the side, you know, lemme find a pic.

below the belly button i hope...

totally

hip's always good

changed it babe

thanks

I was going to get one on my sholder, but I don't know that I could stand the pain

i love the smell of dave in the morning

i'm thinking of bottling my odor so everyone can experience it

kinda where this one is, but a different tattoo of course

Coco Chanel would pay big bucks to market your scent Dave

I dont want those shoddy companys selling me, they're not up to standards

no, as soon as we become billionaires, liv, i'm gonna open The Dvae Shop

*pins dave to the floor*

what's this about?

*ruffles dave's feathers*

I have feathers?

you do in my book

Howbout we make it the Dvae and Liv shop, I wanna market my scent also

oh yeah, dvae baby, our secret genius potatoe plan is soooo gonna pay off

fair enough

sounds good, but hush hush on the plan

i love you more

my lush lips are sealed diva

My mom wanted me to get my bellybutton peirced, she payed for it too. and even lied and said that i was 14. i was only 12 at the time though

i like your signature

Polly it's cool that you got your bellybutton pierced but that's freakin terrorible...at 12 years old!!

everyone tells me that i would suit having my bellybutton pierced but i dunno

Im going to get a bio hazard tattoo maybe and deffitnly like an iron cross design on my arm by my shoulder

I' d like to have a similar picture of a dragon on my back but in henna.

Storm> ooo that would be cool!

Korri> i know, i like my siggy too! it makes me laugh

I want one, my mom has agreed to permit one when I'm 18 anyplace

i'd like to get a small one sumtime

i have four tattoos all together, each one lamer than the last

like what?

i have a black biohazard thingy on my left arm, two red 5-spike stars at the bottom of my right leg and a little blue fire-circle on my chest. So corny

chest huh
lets have some pics of this

ive already posted a pic of my biohazard one, and i think of my stupid leg ones too. cant be bothered to find them again though sleeping

TATTOO'S!

I said chest Sam

haven't got any pics of that one. My huge chest muscles are so sleek and shiny it's impossible to catch them on camera

here i designed a special tattoo just for you

then stop rolling around in baby oil with DF

never

fine, I'll stick to whipped cream

you and DF roll around in whipped cream?

I lick it off him all the time

quit making me jealous

feel free to join us

id wouldnt if you payed me

Unlike you me and DF dont do this for the money

not the money? for the ... ?

LMAO!

I am so gunna get that tattooed on my *****

wow lucky

i want a tatoo on my lower back!

i wanna see that tattoo once you got it

screw him, its more fun doing it our way

really???

did i ever tell you about my private tattoo parlor?

you'll be the first to see it!

either way is good naughty

but like sports, money makes it more interesting

so do things such as chocolate syrup and whipped cream

that goes without saying

well I said it

LUCKY

you should be proud

I am

you think your so smart

and I am

one day you'll get your comeuppance

from who

stop twisting everything i say into something perverted

dont say anything sexual then

how is comeuppance sexual?

....oh now i get it. Real mature

That smilie is sooooooo hot drool

naughty

ooooo stop arousing me so

I cant I'm so turned on by thinking of you and DF rolling around in whipped cream drool

it was baby oil dammit

and it was you and DF in the whipped cream drool

oh right, you and him had chocolate syrup

drool please stop theres only so much excitement i can take before I......you know

what with the sweat just dripping off his lush hair drool
and the chocolate strategically placed all over his body

oh...my...goodness yes...

if anyone needs me i'll be in the bathroom. Thinking

and the muscles rippling on his fit and tan body

are you deliberately trying to kill me with my own lust?

btw, may I ask what the hell is that girl on the left hand side of your sig doing? It might just be me but it looks kinda obscene

pretty sure shes sleeping

and I'm just being descriptive of what my cam picked up last night

ok i'll take your word for it...

he has a cam??? i may have to investigate

my cam sweetie
although the curtains were kinda in the way

curtains are the devil's work

shutters are much better. they never get in the way and they are far more erotic drool

no way, long velvet red curtains to wrap around a gleaming body are the way to go drool

hmmm you seem to be disturbingly experienced in this kinda thing

you dont happen to be involved in the porn industry by any chance?

oh, so you've seen my work diva

seen it? ive starred in it

was I involved
if I was that must have been one wild night

I honestly cant remember. There was so much flesh flying around it really could have been anyone, but knowing you its likely you were right in the thick of it

or the thin
most likely wrapped in a velvet curtain with whipped cream all over moi

what is it with you and whipped cream?

not that im complaining, mind no2

it tastes good
and the texture is just right

but its so high in calories

you work it off after naughty duh

man you have this whole sex thing totally wired. I must say im impressed

I do what I can, its just another thing I'm good at

real modest too

the perfect girl

according to quizilla I'm the perfect g/f

according to quizilla Osama Bin Laden is the perfect pope. These things lie

you dont think so cry

what Bin Laden being the pope or you being the perfect g/f?

the g/f thing

well as much as it pains me to say it...

your exactly the kind of person i'd want as a g/f. Your smart funny and pretty. So yeah i guess i do think so.

that was hard

I think I broke something from the shock
































although you're just the perfect guy yourself
sense of humour rocks

im nothing special

you just want me for Spongebobified underwear

oh yea baby, spongebob turns me on drool





























actually the pics I saw of you do too

I fail to see how a small but big-mouthed piece of yellow sea foliage can be sexual, but if it helps me get you on your back thats fine by me

those pics sucked
plus they were all of me skating, so you dont see the permanently depressed expression i usually have

why
I liked them











and the spongebob laugh gets me going

thank you







the laugh drives me insane

*sigh* he knows how to push my buttons, and DF too

so basically anything that isnt human gets you going?

what are you implying
that you're not human

i dont turn you on

that would just be silly

well your skating pic does

which one?

the black and white one, with your hat one

well apart from the fact my clothes are dorky as hell in that one, i do got a kind of mysterious street rat vibe going on

but trust me thats one of my better pics. Usually i look like im just about to kill someone

how so? expression? clothes? ummmm.....

expression

i look angry all the time

why come?