Funniest moments of your life?

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LeAtHerRFace
Haha. I got tons to tell. Here I'll tell one so far...

When I was a Freshmen(9th Grade), there was this guy in my band class his name was: Kevin Harris. Holy sh!t that guy was so damn stupid he was FUNNY as HELL!!. One time at the biggest concert of them all, . Our teacher stopped the band after the piece was played. Kevin, farted so damn loud like 3times. laughing laughing laughing . Our teacher couldnt even stop laughing, neither us or the audience. Good that was so damn funny. laughing . But we still got 2nd place in the state. laughing

iluvpippin
laughing thats so funny!!!! let m think bout mine!

Dregh
When we were all at this important meeting at school and a SPANISH guy started talking we all starting laughing so loud the guy was fcking embarassed, I remember one guy peed...

LeAtHerRFace
laughing out loud

Dvae
i cant remember, but something a friend did literally had me on the floor laughing for ages....

punkyhermy
okay....there are many and i'm too tired to write em down!

iluvpippin
still thinking........well this one girl told me a funny story bout her...OMG I remember my funny story!!!! laughing god this is funny......

okay.....i was talking to my best friend one day after school, there was noone around so we were getting to some pretty personal questions....i asked her
Me: what would u do if ur boyfriend (ill call him a) was looking at a porn mag?? coz most girls would get angry at their boyfriends, but if myne (call him d) did, i would just laugh at him...i think it's funny when that happens!
she laughed for ages and finally calmed down
Her: probly look at it!
we both laughed, i was like, wtf???
Her: but i wouldnt let any other girls look at it...if they did then i'd slap them!!!
i was like WHAT THE HELL??? i could not stop laughing, and neither could she....she eventually stopped, but i was still laughing
Her: whats so funny?
Me: youd look at it???
Her: yeah, wouldn't you??
Me: NO!!!!!!
we were laughing for ages then finally she goes
Her: wait what was the question???
and i laughed and told her an she goes
Her: omg, i thought you said 'what would u do if A was in a porn mag!
we laughed for aaaages, and i still laugh about it untill this day....but she gets angry when i talk about it so i cant tell any of our friends!

nazgulinthedark
laughing

LeAtHerRFace
lol...

LeAtHerRFace
Funny Cute Story... laughing out loud

iluvpippin
laughing god, it was like this time last yr...soo funny!

nazgulinthedark
omg, one time me and a couple of friends were in the school library, and they were having their owm conversation, and i was reading a book, and one of them asked me a question, but i didnt actually hear it, so i just looked around the room and then turned to them and nodded yes. like this > yes

it was so darn funny

and then in after schoolcare one time, i was doing my science homework, and im one of those people who think what they are wrinting, or something like that, and i was writing the sentence 'the earth oribits around the sun, and completes one revolution every 24 hours', and my friend asked me what my cats name was and i looked up at her and said 'earth orbits around the sun'

iluvpippin
lol laughing

nazgulinthedark
yeah, we were in the library like just 3 days ago stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
the other night i ran around my apartment in my wifes thong, just to make her laugh.

iluvpippin
speaking bout stuff like that, id handed in an scienceassignment and the next day my teachers like 'michelle come here' so i did an shes like 'whats this?' my sentence said
'the path to the liver is who will win'
or somethin like that coz i was watchin popstas....but i prefer my other story.

nazgulinthedark
laughing out loud

SlipknoT
O it was in Math class and it was so quiet, and you know how things are funnier when it's quiet, anyway it was dead silent and all of the sudden my math teacher rips a huge ass fart laughing His face was so red and he was so angry because everyone mae fun of him laughing He dosent teach there anymore

Chelsea23
that always could work to make a girl laugh lol

nazgulinthedark
oh, one time me and my friends were making sub andwiches at someones house and one of my friends couldnt get theyre sandwich to stay straight, or something like that, and she started to wrestle the sandwich, like litterally wrestle it, and finally she decided it was ok to eat and she opened her mouth to tak a bite, and it all fell apart, it was so funny! laughing out loud

SlipknoT
Also my friend had a party and It was pretty much over but a few people were left and and this one guy was passed out on the couch so my friend goes and gets an electric razor and shaves the word ass in the back of this guys head laughing laughing And he hardely even knew him. and the bast part is he didnt find out until a day later laughing

nazgulinthedark
one time, i was in fourth grade and we were studing waterfalls. and my teacher told us that a waterfall contiuelssy erodes its self all the time. and then she asked us what would happen if a waterfall completely eroded itself, and every raised their hand, and i shouted out really loud 'THE LAKE WOULD FALL DOWN!' and my teacher started laughing really hard...hehehehe

LeAtHerRFace
eek! ..... laughing

nazgulinthedark
laughing out loud

LeAtHerRFace
Fartz... Well, farts in an embarrassing moment, just cracks me up. laughing

nazgulinthedark
one time, my friend belched really loudly and when she was done she said "WOAH! that was a BIG PICKLE!"

LeAtHerRFace
laughing out loud

ebarnes
This one time I was taking a test at school and my teacher was walking around looking at everybody and the when she leaned over this dudes desk she farted. laughing

Crash Overload
So you decided to post it on the internet..? LOL! Thats funnier then the actual story!

SlipknoT
laughing

Crash Overload

iluvpippin
woah thats long...cant read it.....i love it when u get scared to deth then u laugh at urself...

The Ones
my maths teacher is so ugly like take the ugliest chimpanzie and X it by 1000 and youve got her, shes also fat like the size of the largest home tv and i dont do work in her class she is always mean to me. so this day i decided for payback i didnt do work and she picked up my book and said "now >my name here< why havnt you done any work an i said " cause i didnt feel like it" and she had a go at me, then when i sat down she picked up my freind by the ear and chucked him at the white board and hit him and told him to stay there, then i got really pissed so when she walked beside my desk i put my foot out and she tripped over it and as she landed she did a big wooper and it lasted for 2 minutes, when
it ended we all ran out of the classroom ( i know we shouldve but we just wanted to see how long it would take to end) and she woke up from unconcousness the day after, it was so funny

steely balls
recently i went on field trip with my cast for a play...and it was this ranch, were they have petting zoo, u get to ride horses and they this wooden tepee(i don't know how to spell it) well 2 of my friends had to pee, so one of my friends dared the other to go pee in the tepee...so they both took a piss in this shitty little tepee. it smelled of urine when they were done...now that is really wrong. Well when we got on the bus the director of the play started talking about the guy that ran the ranch, he was blind in one eye...had cancer in the other, wich ment he would be totally blind...but he prayed to god and he was cured, anyway this guy has had a sorta crappy life. This is really what made me feel bad was the fact that this guy that ran the ranch wants to make this ranch for SPECIAL kids. And we took a piss in his tepee...that was disrespectful, yet funny. i know its crappy little story but i have plenty more

Aqua
just a few days ago, a whole group of my friends and i were heading home after going to tokyo(there were some adults) and this cute guy named Lucas fell asleep. So we kept playing zap and makeing up funny stuff, then the guy who was driving the van said we were lost and he started to try to find out which way. so one of the adults(Ms. Roten) told him to stop and she got out and went in a taxi......so we followed the taxi around (and i swear it kept running away from us..) so finally Lucas woke up, leaned over the seat, and said "y is ms. Roten in a taxi?" we all thought we were gonna die laughing...

wuTa
in h.s me and some freinds went to see a football game and someone brought a bullhorn to the game so after the game we went to white castle and the dude with the bullhorn showed up...i grabbed his bullhorn his behind the drive-thru and started takin everybodies orders

The Ones
once, i was in a taxi coming home with my freinds late at night, then i said "oh im starving lets go to the chippy" so we told the cab driver to go to KFC and then 5 minutes later we were at traffic lights and this guy came up the road with a packet of chips and i put my head out the window and said "hey, could we have a chip please" then he put the packet lower so we could reach, the lights turned green, i grabbed the whole packet and we drove off and he was left there with no chips looking shocked

silvabullet
I once, made a complete idiot of myself, drunk, and unknowingly, I knocked down a 1000 dollar antique, so my cousin says.

badkittykitty
my life is one big laugh riot..I wouldn't know where to start Happy Dance

Rambo
When i was younger I went with my sister to a chorus rehersal at a church. They were pratcing for a competition. The room that everyone was singing in had a bathroom. In the middle of a song I flushed the toliette not thinking that it would be loud and when I came outside everyone was laughing and looking at me. So I just started laughing too.

Slycooper
OK ALL THATS FUNNY BUT DIG THIS, ONE TIME I WAZ AT THE MALL, IN THE FOOD COURT AND I FARTED SO INCREDIBLY LOUD THAT IT SHOOK THE TABLE A FEW HOURS L8R I SAW A COP AFTER THIS GUY, SO I CHASED HIM TO SEE WHERE HE WAS GOING AND HE KEPT GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES AND CIRCLES AND CIRCLES, SO I TURN AROUND TO CATCH THE GUYS HES CHASING AND I GET AROUND AND RUN INTO THE COP AND HE'S LIKE 'UR COMING WITH ME' AND I WAS THINKIN WTF YO? SO I SAID 'WHAT DID I DO OFFICER' HE ALL 'DONT PLAY DUMB WITH ME!' 'WHAT DID I DO DOOD?' 'YOU FIRED A GUN IN THE FOOD COURT' SO I HAD TO TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED HE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER eek! ME ON THE OTHER HAND mad LEFT! BUT NOW I LAUGH ABOUT IT LOLZ laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing stick out tongue

nazgulinthedark
one time, out on the playground, i said the word 'guy' in a sentece, and my friend looked at me, and she was like 'WHAT?!?!?!', and then i was like 'yes, guy, g-a-y'

Slycooper
HEHEHEHE DID U READ MY STORY?

Black Onyx
one tim ei was sitting at this table with this guy in my school and i thought the guy ws so hot then when i said " so are you with anyone" hes like "yea" and all sad i said who and he said "josh"


i was like ****IN HELL YOUR GAY

Rogue Jedi
a pillow biter? wow....

nazgulinthedark
yes laughing out loud

Black Onyx
pillow biter wtf? What the f**k? what did you see that in

Rogue Jedi
a butt pirate too.

Black Onyx
WTF??????

Rogue Jedi
think about it...he is a PILLOW BITER and a BUTT PIRATE.... he likes to pave the HERSHEY HIGHWAY.....

Black Onyx
dude read my subtitle

nazgulinthedark
i dont get it no expression

Rogue Jedi
if you want me to tell you what they mean, i will pm you. dont wanna post it here.

Black Onyx
PM me

nazgulinthedark
me to

Black Onyx
OMG i remeber a story
ok so me and my friend (guitarist) jake were walking down the street to go to school and this guy walks up to us and asks me "did you see my mother" this guy is like ancient so im like "no sorry" and then jake said "O MY GOD shes in my pants dude" so the guy looks at his pants and says "no" then walks away

Rogue Jedi
you get the pm?

Black Onyx
yup

Ben'sAngel
Once, me and my whole family was watching tv, and we were trying to decide what movie to watch. So, my brother bends down to put the tape in the VCR, and his crack is hanging out of his pants. To make things better, an advertisement for "The View" (a talkshow) comes on the tv. What more was there to say?, so I yelled "Oh no! NOT THAT VIEW! Everyone started cracking up! That was so funny!!!

Rogue Jedi
crack kills.

Ben'sAngel
Oh...here's another one.

This may take some explaining. I had (and still do) a friend who worked as a DJ at a radio station. (At the time, my ex thought I was cheating on him with my friend.) Every Sat. night he plays all 80's songs by request. Anyways, my ex had given me an ultimatum of 5 days to decide whether or not we would stay together. (nice, huh?) The fifth day happened to land on a Saturday.

Anyways, there's this Rick Springfield song that was requested called "Jesse's Girl." My friend really didn't want to play it at all, but he had to. It goes something like..."Oh I wish that I had Jesse's Girl...where can I find a woman like that..." and so on.

My ex's name is Jesse. big grin HA!!

Rogue Jedi
haha!!!

Tired Hiker
One of the funniest moments of my life was when I was about twelve years old at the San Francisco Zoo. My cousin Casey and I could not stop laughing at the orangutuns who were throwing poo at people and flipping them off. It was the most classic thing.

Lianslo
definately one of the funnier moments of my life, was switching pants w/ this guy in my choir during a concert...we were wearing robes mind you....

§pearhead
Who can forget the time I got stuck on the clothes line sad laughing out loud

LeAtHerRFace
eek! .... laughing out loud

§pearhead
mad shut up! embarrasment

Ben'sAngel
Last week, my little bro (who's still in highschool, which is funny enough) came home with a black eye. My mom was pissed! Well, she was still mad when she was brushing her teeth the next morning, and she was talking about it at the same time. She really was "foaming at the mouth" it was all I could do to keep from cracking up.

§pearhead
confused how's being in high school funny?

glenn
seeing my sis on 'You've been framed'

SnakeEyes
There was this Mexican kid at my school last year who could not speak English very well, and his name was Chino. one day, when my friends and I were walking to lunch we saw him still inside one of the classrooms in the dark, locked in there, just standing at the door with a blank stare on his face. He did not even attempt to get out...

dark1365
That was funny? eer

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