Cyclops
Talk about the bottom of the barrel crap and other really bad movies that you saw and what drew you in.
Well... let's see.
1) Double Dragon->
Well, I liked the game and I was about 8 or so when it came out. Sean William Scott during puberty and Allisa Milano in tiny shorts. Wow, what a combo. Not to mention the "Dragon Wagon."
2) Orgasmo->
Where else are you going to see a story about a Morman turn crime-fighting porn star?
3) Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
The name should speak for itself
4) He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
It's worth it to hear Dolf Lundrand say "I have the Power!"
5) Frankenhooker ->
Wow.... the things that were wrong in this movie. A guy that killed his girlfriend with an automatic lawnmower and revived her with various dead hooker parts and her brain.
Well... let's see.
1) Double Dragon->
Well, I liked the game and I was about 8 or so when it came out. Sean William Scott during puberty and Allisa Milano in tiny shorts. Wow, what a combo. Not to mention the "Dragon Wagon."
2) Orgasmo->
Where else are you going to see a story about a Morman turn crime-fighting porn star?
3) Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
The name should speak for itself
4) He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
It's worth it to hear Dolf Lundrand say "I have the Power!"
5) Frankenhooker ->
Wow.... the things that were wrong in this movie. A guy that killed his girlfriend with an automatic lawnmower and revived her with various dead hooker parts and her brain.