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women are always bitching when they see a guy stare at boobs....but the other day i caught a girl staring at my crotch....i'm startin to think girls do this jus as much as me stare at **** but there sneakier

ummm okay

lol what kinda stare?

i dunno..... a stare....is there more than one kind?

well, there are many stares The "cold stare" or "the sexy stare" or "im gunna kick your ass stare" or the "i want you tonight" stare...there are so many varieties

I find it annoying when men stare at my boobs when they're talking to me. If they're on the other side of the room I don't mind, but if they're talking to me I want eye-contact

i think it was a "curious" stare coz i asked her what the hell are u lookin at...and she was like your junk....i couldnt help but laugh

it happens... more oftne than you think actually. a girl did it to me once... it was kinda odd and yet complimentary at the same time.

lol...

it happens

yes it does...and it happens a lot to my friend...

he-friend or she-friend?

you dumbass, you say it likes its a bad thing

i h8 it when ur talking to a guy an they look @ ur t.its ur like...uh, hello? u listenin?

The crotch is about the least sexy thing on a man, so don't always feel flattered if a girl's staring at it, guys, 'course she might just be thinking, " men - those poor bastards."

The eyes wander though no?

I find it really flattering when I guy gives me the once over, you know, when you're walking past them, or vice versa, and they run their eyes the whole length of your body. It gives me goosebumps. Well, only if they're semi-attractive.

But, if I'm having a conversation with a guy and he's constantly checking my chest out, I get a little pissed off. I don't get that often though, most of my male friends have enough respect not to do it, or at least wait till I look away

funny, that's what I think when girls talk to me

*checks out Yerssot's crotch*

i dont complian cuz i stare at guyz crotchs alot

*continues to stare at Yers's crotch, then quickly glances at BadB's chest*

see, poor bastad: has no better crotches to look at

Not always a good sign

Yerssot, m'dear, just accept your role as a sex object, okay?

lol
Mostly i get told off for staring at other chicks chests.. im just being playful

only if it involves a huge amount of sex with pretty girls

Well, Vee, I s'pose you gotta know what you're up against.

Not always, I'm afraid. You may be concidered a work of art, not to be touched by mortal hands. But then -
what you do in your leisure time is really none of our business, is it
I'm sure you'll find nice ways to take advantage of your position.

Yeah, sorry bout that, I get primal urges........

arnt you a girl?

Yerssot would never take advantage of his position

Unless asked nicely..........

Yes, I'm a girl, why does that shock you so much?

If I offended you, I apologise, I thought everyone here knew my preferences.......

*interest fades away*

oh



no im not offended

You really are difficult to please, aren't you?

Not offended, good good........

*continues to stare at members' appendages*

oh no, easy to please

Easy to please? Yerssot? No.........

Let's hear - What's he done?

yeah i love it when u see guys an they check u all ova it makes u feel so good....but yeah none of my guy friends ive seen chekin me out...but theres this one guy who always does it! i was literally talkin to him for 1 minute and he looked at my face ONCE!!!

i hate one i'm walking down the street the guys are staring at me...
and i hate even more when they are starting to laugh or sth...

i get always so annoyed and embarresed that i want to run away...

yeah i h8 it when they laugh...probli 90% of the time theyre not even laughin at u...but u feel like it!
but i like it when they stare at me....if it's good stare...makes me feel wanted.

and clovie, if ya KNOW theyre laughing at you, and dunno why, i do...it's because theyre laughing at the friend of theirs that has a girlfriend and doesn't have a chance with you because theyre already taken.

True, if they're laughing at you, without you knowing why, then they're not even worth bothering about. Just flip them the bird, strut past, and wrap your arms around the neck of another fit guy. Little boys' opinions really don't bother me........

but it gets me annoyed...
i hate them laughing...

So laugh back!!

It really isn't that hard to rise above it girl, if you have enough confidence in yourself.........

i don't... and that's the problem...
i'm scared of them...

Syren's right, Clovie!! Really, people who feel they need to laugh at others to make them selves feel better are not worth taking seriously. End of discussion.

Right, learn from the Syren........

Head up, chest out, tummy in, and laugh out loud........

I don't think we've met, but I thank you.......

And nice to meet you

hmm... i'll try.... i think.....

We've met, actually - when I was all new and green, I went to your welcome-newbies-page and got some good advice. But always great seeing you again

You did?

Cool, I totally don't remember, but that's coz I'm a dumbass.

I doubt that's why - with so many completely confused newbies hanging in your skirt, it's gonna get tricky keeping count sooner or later

hanging IN your skirt???

Around? On top? On? In? All around? Under?

I'll go now. Do enlighten me when I return, Yerssot, you, my guiding star!

you said "hanging in your skirt"
well, I wouldn't mind hanging in the skirt of a nice girl

I reckon Line meant all the newbies hanging around my skirt..........

I don't wear skirts.

But if I did, there they'd probably be.........

hmmm... skirts

*lifts skirt in Yerssot's direction*

females r always bitchin fulstop.

funny, you don't wear one

You are too clever!!!!

*drops non-existant skirt and storms off*

wait till you get to my wit ...

(adapted quote from James Bond: Thunderball

*grabs Yers's wit*

.... better say now that I HAD wit before you stole it

*gives his wit back*

that's better
*pats wit* my precioussssss

*looks at Yerssot in disgust*

My wit's bigger than yours..........

Than you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb

Yessss......

Good issss dumb..........

you got a bigger wit, I got a bigger schwarz

*forgets about wit and stares at yerssot's crotch*

eye-sight problem huh?

Nope, no problem what-so-ever.......

I can see just fine thankyou

low selfesteem than?

Why would you say that?

And may I just point out that where you use "than", I think you may mean "then", context.......

yup, it's then, sorry

cause you're staring at me and not another guy... you're aiming too low

Standards babe, standards.

Don't put yourself down, haven't you noticed how much attention I've given you in the last couple of days? I don't do it for my health

yeah, cause you had a mid-teen crisis at age 20 and returned here and need someone to talk to

Nope, coz I had a mid-teen crisis, aged 19 and a half, returned here and realised I'd been a total biatch to all the peeps I met when I first registered.

Making amends.........

Yerrssy stop being so coy!

isn't coy a fish?

syren, you already said you were a biatch to people when you signed up here a few times already

Yeah, is it not allowed for someone to realise that they are getting a little above themselves, and to take a step back?

Pingu, you understand, right?

no that would coi!

(If you have fish thing well umm keep it to your self will you)

Ya, Koi actually........

of course I dont where's the fun in commenting on things I understand...

than what does coy mean?

sure it's possible syren, just fill in the forms

Would you look it up for me please cos I dont really know I'm just trying to be clever

Coy means shy, or stand-offish, but not in a rude way.

Say for instance some chick was majorly coming onto you, and you liked her, but didn't want her to know straight away, you'd change the subject, make irrelavant comments, generally keep your distance, but still give her the vague idea that you have a spark of interest there. It's an art form.

*looks for forms*

I'm arty

oh heck, if a girl comes on to me, I wouldn't waste time ... only happened once or twice!

Wow Yerssot your modest and coy!

Am I not a girl?

cry

and sweet like chocolate (or so I heard)


erm... I guess? never saw a pic of you

A girl no! A lady definiately!!!!!

smoke

Lady Syren........



I'm a chick Yerssot, I promise

show it

*watches eagerly*

I don't have any pics, but I will get some, I promise.......

Anyway Yerssot, I've described myself to you in detail, whether you believe what you read is up to you, but I figure I'd have no reason to lie

*starts tapping foot*

Huh?

Kiss mine, cheeky.........

you mean, your foot or your cheek?

hey just then in the g.d and otf the both 'last posts' were called women..pretty funny!

Really?

Cool, something freaky's going on.......

>Yerssot, my a$$ baby, my a$$..........

why would I do that? I don't need to suck up for anything ... I think

Leave you alone for a few hours and look what the topic of conversation is!! *tut tut - wagging finger*

And yeah, I meant what Syren said I meant - with the skirt thing ... you know ...

I know, just bugging you

The skirt thing?



What's going on?

about the comment of newbies hanging in your skirt

*cough*

sick?

Charming as always

to the last

Nope........ more chocolate needed........

there is always room for chocolate imho

Someone mention chocolate?

yes, and they're MINE! ..; and yours

Well, I'm all for sharing mm chocy supplies!



































NOT!!!!!

good, I won't share with you than
meanie

If you think you can just steal my chocolate, and get away with it, you both have another think coming!!!

*runs away and hides self in Sils Closet*

*pokes head out*

Yers, it's "then".......

*hides again*

I'm a rebel

A rebel? I dont mind sharing with a rebel!

*Tries to lure Syren out of cupboard with nice belgian chocy*

I'm ... confused.

yes, we should share our resources

Dont worry about it we're all mostly confused around here its called the KMC state of mind!

*pushes nose up to crack in closet door*

mmmm

*sniffs*

No!!

*holds nose*

*cries with frustration*

I'll relax and enjoy my confusion then

Come on out, Syren!!! This is frustrating! It's borring out here, me and Baylin are all alone! Have pity!!

Thats because guys dont talk to our faces they talk to our boobs and it gets VERY annoying after a while!!
We only check guys out by giving them a once over, we dont continue to talk to your crotch

Thats not fair I always look a woman in eye when I'm talking to her!

(By that I mean the 'i' in **** that is.... )

And why not talk to our crotch its where we keep our brains!

if you say so

True, but we don't like to be constantly reminded

Damn I didnt realise the expletive wotsit would block out the word t!ts

*creeps out of closet and spies Chell*



*jumps on Chell*

Girl!!! How the hell are you??? Go on MSN, I got sh.it to tell you..........

Syren!! you almost gave me a heart attack!

K, im bored on here so i will go on msn now. x x

ummm....women are great!

Especially covered in chocolate!

hehe good for you link

i wish i could cover a girl's t.it in magic shell so i could have a hard chocolate replica to eat...

lol so you mean a chocolate shell on a girl and eat it off?

well yeah, but i want the girl underneath for when i'm finished with the chocolate...

*gets out huge vat of chocolate*

*jumps in*