Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

Slave Chicken


the chicken !!!

LOL

he wouldnt lay an egg for me

hahahahahah! i made the chicken riverdance!

omg

give the command 'have sex' lmao

you have a real thing for birds dont you

MAKE HIM DANCE!

you said it

Type POO, hilarious

so...just out of interest, if i grew feathers and stuck a beak over my face would you strip for me?

just the beak'll do

Type STRIP, also hilarious

type 'kiss' that is sooooo traumatizing cry

omg type in 'dance'

omg tell him too 'moon' and 'have sex with the couch' and 'masturbate' so goddam funny

I typed "you suck" and it came over to the camera, really slowly and waggled it's finger at me. I sh.it myself..........

odd

It wouldn't let me see it having sex with the couch. My life is now incomplete

Meh, it did do the funky chicken for me, so I guess that'll have to do........

btw NYC, where do you find these things? And how the hell are you girl? hug

Goddang slow computer!!!!

I'll check it out at work

dont expect her to post back no2

shes having some 'alone' time with the chicken

Im fine syren baby hug how've you been?

I just happen to stumble across sites like this

its not like I go on to google and typ 'chicken' or anything no2


HONESTLY I dont

damnit people why wont you believe me cry *runs away*

just except the fact you have a bird-fetish

no one will hate you for it no2

really????


I mean..uh... what fetish??? angel_not

dont be ashamed, be proud

think of all those pidgeons that hang around central park drool

sorry

only one bird is good enough for me drool

the duck faced one?

yessurreee

your going to hell for sure

oh yeah, wanna join me??

(DF will be there too obviously)

LOL

i'd just get jealous watching you and DF spending eternal damnation together

I can imagine

well ducky, you just have fun in lame old boring heaven

tell the chicken to fly....

screw it im gonna grab the chicken man from your weird website and force him to violate me, then he'll have no choice but to join me in hell

we could double date

OMG that would be so totally awesome!

As long as you know that me and DF will be paying occasional visits to the ladies room

HOLY SHIT DUDE, THAT CHICKEN WENT UP CLOSE TO THE SCREEN AND SCARED THE HECK OUT OF ME THEN IT STUCK ITS MIDDLE FINGER AT ME....

i mean its middle feather.........

i told it to turn into KFC

thats fine, me and chickadee wont be getting out of the broom closet much either naughty

he's the original funky chicken

HE??!!!

I knew there was an other side to you

chickadee has changed me.

he's made me bad

and of course if you ever get bored with DF just remember that me and chicken man are experts in the art of threesomes

whoa!!!!

I wouldnt wanna make df jealous though

fine make it a foursome, but im not cleaning the feathers up after

oh dont worry, df wont shed

he uses special shampoo to keep his feathers STRONG (and shiny)

you gotta lend me some of that. chicken man molts like 20 year old cat with cancer

well that can be quite a turn-on though right?

liv, i used to think you were normal...

damn dvae, you've got a bad judgement of character

you've got great judgement, I'm such a ghost ghost1

are you being sarcastic with me

nah, it suits me pretty well

though i'd rather be the angel

well you'll have to discuss that with trace

cant we both be an angel cry

i made the chicken do the hustle!

stop flirting with my bird

i cant believe you just made that joke

kiss me i'm english

type: spank youself

your hooked with that phrase arnt you barmy? lol

Tell the chicken to do the macarana!

i tried but he wouldn't do it

type: spank yourself

do it! lol

Keep trying And it takes a while, I waited like 20 seconds before he started.

DF IS ENGLISH TOO !!!

!! that makes him

you have no idea how unspeakbly horny that makes me

oh yeah, df kinda has that effect on people

you said it drool

who would have thought that a human/poultry hybrid that ive never actually met could be so physically attractive drool drool

its all in the cologne baby

it doesn't work

i prefer his natural ducky smell personally. when i smell feathers and pond water i just go crazy drool

i told him 2 danceso he did...but when i told him to get me food he just came up tot he skreen..it was quite scary@!

woah i told him to die and he did

tell him to 'shake your booty' eek

i'll never get bored of this no2

give it to me

this chickens really freeky

no its not

submit a question to the chicken within reason and it will obey your command
seriously wacko bird rockonlol1

already got this

where lol

oh ffs i see it now
deary me
disregard

lol

Classic........ absolutely classic

hahahaha lol chickens rock!

girlfriend you totally stole my thunder, I showed em this site last week

It didn't obey all of my commands

Waht did you tell it to do?

Don't want to get this thread closed...

wow. that is so cool.

Seen it on another forum already. And I really don't wanna see it again.

thats disturbing as hell.

This is weird.


http://www.subservientchicken.com/

That is awesome but there was a lot of commands that it wouldn't do.

third time we've seen this

I've never seen it, and it's bizarre.

The first three things I commanded, he did. I was shocked. But then I asked a lot more things and he wasn't very cooperative. Even with pretty simple things.

I don't care.

that's nice

O-M-G!

he does what i tell him too. its wierd!

what can you make him do, i got him doing the time warp and moonwalking lol

subservient chicken

I've already seen it...

It was funny the first time tho!!

i havn't

Has anyone seen this site, where you can make the chickenman do what you tell him to do???


http://www.subservientchicken.com/

www.subservientchicken.com

Spam

No.

Originally posted by Lord Magnus
Awesome Spam

It's not spam, as I doubt he runs the site or has any personal interest in it

I think it's a darn good site. Sorry.

It's just weird. You type in something and the chicken will do it. You can do a zillion things, give or take.

I find it kind of creepy in a way


I told him to get lost and he did

I told him to get some strippers(female ones)

I told him to get ****ed and he stuck his finger up at me

LOL sometimes I wonder about you guys. Everytime somebody posts a link, the next post is always "Spam". Its only spam if the guy runs the website and is trying to get you to join or something.

Anyway, I've seen a website like this, except with 3 hot girls.