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Hikers, lots of Hikers, quiet ones, tired ones, small versions of the quiet and tired ones, ones that are tied up, I'm going crazy here people.

Help

*becomes bitchy hiker*

turns into tried hiker

Okay, let me explain. I am Tired Hiker. My socks are DeNiro's Mom and Tied Hiker.

Quiet Hiker is my long time friend, Brian, who is now my house mate in Humboldt County, California where I just moved last Tuesday. We have a house mate named Zack who is not a KMC member.

Yes, I believe you, thousands wouldn't.

And those thousands are the ones who are probably right..........

<--- for good measure.........

It's all true.

Seriously. I moved to Humboldt County, QH is my new house mate, I start a new job tomorrow if I pass a drug test, and it's all very true.

So Who is Tired Hiker Jr.?

Crash, my friend, you are a genius.......

I'm guessing TH Jr is TH's other new housemate, right?

I quite like Tied Hiker. Not sure about the other sock.

Hang on, so Tired Hiker is the original, who are all the others again?? crazy

We're like zombies.

TH bit my arse 3 days ago and my name suddenly changed.

I know you're TH, who's been using a Thesaurus??

And what happened to MechMoggy??

Damn, I'm confused........

Are you sure it was your arse eek

Enough said.

whats that
up in the sky
its a tired hiker
no wait thats a quiet hiker
oh sheet! ITS A B!TCHY HIKER!

Ahh! Want.. to.. scream.... http://images.killermovies.com/forums/icons/v2/icon5.gif and cry... cry

I understand JK, I understand........

*holds you to my bosom*

naughty

*gets sick in alleyway*

But Who is TH Jr.?

Sil, I'm gonna smack you so f.ucking hard...........

why, I am being my pleasant little self

*calms down at sight of angelic little face*

Damn gurl, I love you

thank you babe, join the club

smoke

So, you been workin' hard tonight Sil?

Many punters?

Working

I dont know the meaning of the word

TH Junior was Stinkfist/Villavalo, messing about. Like I said, I am Tired Hiker, DeNiro's Mom, and Tied Hiker. Any other hiker is not me. I swear to God!

Look you, just quit all the bulls.hit.

*shakes fist*

I'ma.......gonna.........kick........your........ass!

I'm no hiker, I ramble - its much cooler.

I bike

I sit

I walk to my car sometimes, but thats about it.

If Mrs.MM would agree to carry me to my car, I'd never walk again.

so Mrs. MM is two timing mechy
How sad cry

Mech doesn't deserve her, he's a drunken arse.

That's true too
Wish you all the best with her

I don't think I'll be able to keep her for long, mech is so devilishly handsome and charming, he's sure to win her back.

I might need some proof of that

*cries*

Where is Mech????????

He died

I have him locked in my shed.

I may ransom him off next week, anybody want to make me an offer for him?

*looks around and sees penny on floor*



*offers penny*

Any advances on.... *sighs* ..... a penny.

May I remind everyone that Mr.Mech is a long standing member with plenty of adorable characteristics.

*sighs*

Ok......

*pulls out fifty*

Hmmmm, interesting.

Anyone fancy upping the ante?

Dangit, I take it you'd rather go home with someone else?

cry

Nah, the auction doesn't start till next week and I want as much for him as I can get.

Ok, I'll bid for you then

I'll give up 10 bucks

somebody killed himself at our school

same with us

Ok.

naughty

*giggles and runs away*

*snores*

*sneaks up and snaps ST's undies*

should I mention I'm in my PJs naughty

Oooh!

*tries to look down ST's top*

yea you're definately my favourite over TH

I'm wearing my England away top and jeans. But the jeans have rid down and you can see about 1" of my bum crack.

Seeeeeeexyyyyyyyy.

damn right it is

whats an england away top

Here it is being sported by lil Miccy Owen.

Mines long sleeve though.

oh how pretty
I bet it brings out your eye colour

I matches my nose perfectly.

that's a faux pas, never wear clothing that matches any body part other than the eyes

Womens fashion tips baffle me; only yesterday Mrs.MM asked me if the earings she had in made her look fat. I just shrugged and walked out, there's no logical answer to that.

well shall I explain

Stud earrings, just the little ball things kinda do round out your facial features, however, the long dangly earrings stretch out you face and make you look slimer on the face

*Shrugs and walks away*

and not even a thank you for that fashion tip schmoll

Oh dear, I've upset you now.

I'll just buy you some flowers on my way home from work, that always works when I've upset the missus.

bah who cares about flowers, chocolate is the money maker

*Posts box of Thortons Continental to ST*

Jobs a good-un'.

*curtsies* thank you good sir *disappears with chocolates*

Interesting......We have plenty of 'Lords,' too....I'm the best though

uh...yeay

True true

You lord it over all the other lords.

Howdy saucy.

*sighs*

What happened to my thread?

Does nobody care about the fact that we are over-run by Hikers?

*puts tin foil on head beneath cap*

Well, I'm taking no goddamn chances.......

ill protect you!!! *Runs up with ignited lightsaber to help to defend her*