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Ok, so this is especially for a veteran member who is floating on the uninterested cloud at this very moment in time.

Let's make his life worth living again shall we?

*pops open a bottle of Moet and throws on some music*

Party people, like your life depends upon it!!!!

*sexually harasses dvae in a dark closet* naughty

yup, i'm just floating on the clouds (cloud pic removed)

That's really pretty, right, but it's f.ucked up my screen.

Thankyou Dvae

he wants that

lol, I'm only kidding........

Champagne?

i've been here longer then him...yet still unpopular

What Yers?

He wants what?

That'd be for me... Thank You

thats more like it

hug

Yet another attention whore, but done so subtly.........

*opens the closet*



*climbs in and closes the door*

Get out, I don't share
well not dvae anyways naughty

it's the OTF, it's full of attention whores

yes...i've finally got somebody to call me one

suck my balls

that's less subtle

less talk, more harassment

by me?

really i was still goin for the subtle
i'll just stop posting now

try again, you only fail when you stop trying

why? no point...dont like being seen as a bad guy

*sucks Steely's balls*

Subtle? Is that foreign for blatantly filthy?

you already are

syren I feel so violated

*gets off dvae*

ha ha
i can not only be a attention whore but a whore in general

what did i do?

I hope that was his football otherwise, keep it clean

me?

no, the one sucking his other balls

no no...she meant sucking the word balls off her computer screen

Yes, I am sucking his football Yerssot...........

blonde huh

mmmmm........

Footballs.......

*sucking noises*

*enters wrong thread* *goes to wildest sexual fantasy thread*

gotta love that pig skin

cause she's a pig?

I like pigs ... tastes good

*gets back on top of dvae in locked closet*

how do we get out.... not that we want to

like said ... propo...

*snort*

*continues to suck footballs, piggie-stylie*

*puts key down bra*

that's definitly not good for your ego

you're meant to put it somewhere i wont find it

*looks around for toilets and glances at Yerssot*

No wait.. I'm in the right thread!!

who said I was hiding it from you

yes, that's right ...
those are the toilets

I think Yerssot ran away..........

no, I posted just above you *points*

*grabs Yerssot and drags him to the loos*

erm... you can't go by yourself and need someone to hold your hand?

I posted late, cheeky........

*carries on with toilet games*

Ya, I need you to, erm...... "hold my hand"....... yes........

people play games in the toilet???

are they ... eating games?

*has mouthful of toilet roll*

Yes, eating games.........

I think I'm gonna lose my dinner here

funny... I never ate toilet rolls nor see me doing that in the near future

any other games or is that it? cause than I'll go and eat some pig

*holds out plate*

*takes some bacon and places it on syren's plate*
there ya go and I'm off

*starts trying to get the key*

*spits out loo roll*

Right, you want other games?

*jumps on Yerssot and pins him to wall*

*breathes a little easier*

tell me about it..

(i know i'm a hypocrite, but oh well )

*steals key out of discarded bra on floor*

and why do you need that

Hello Polly, I don't think we've met........

*locks self in closet*

La-la-la-la-la-laaaa!!!!!

*peeks out through crack in door*

You guys make me feel sane

I HATE ATTENTION WHORES

really, so do i

so don't we all.

peace out guys, I'm goin

Merry christmas spear

No, actually, I don't.

Attention Whores are the most amazing things on this planet, coz they are all mini versions of moi winkiss

*grabs onto spear* dont gooooooooo

That makes you the "Big attention whore"?

Dregh, you have those lines beneath your sig!!

Could you maybe possibly perhaps write my name next to them? So everyone knows I said them? Not that I'm an attention whore or anything like that

Yes, I'm the Big Attention Whore.........

Excellent........

is that possible?

Alrighty

Is it just me, or does the blue happy face keep moving places on your sig

Thanx sweetie, now I'm famous.........

*pssst, john, they discovered us, RUN!*

Dregh?

Change the colour babe, it isn't very legible........

*runs after john giggling*

The blue face moves?

I never saw it...........

No, Dregh, I didn't mean of my name, I'm not that desperate to be known. I meant the whole line, coz it's hard to read

Dope.........

Kewl.......

I don't understand

anyway , g2g

Before you go, I mean change the colour of the whole lot, coz it's difficult to read. That's all.......

I'm back



Okie Dokie

DoNeE

night night guys, see ya tomorrow

GN 'unamused' one...
Interesting new sig Dregh

bastard left

Is there any reason to be mad

not just yet

dont make me hurt you

Please don't...

Grrrrrrr........

Don't upset the Silver One, she is the biggest, baddest Biatch around.

Oh, and apparently, she's also an Attention Whore.

he would love that ... together with around 45% of the male population I read

wavey

Hey Yers.......

erm... hi?

What's with the "erm"?

Couldn't you bring yourself to simply say "Hi"?

no, that takes too little effort

just ... why say hi on a forum? either the member is there or not

OMG!

Yerssot, sometimes I truly believe you are not quite right, you're too stiff.

Just say hello, it doesn't take much.

And I waved and everything..........

By the way, when I said "Hi", I wasn't simply acknowledging your presence, automatically included was the phrase "How are you?" etc........

For an intelligent guy you really cannot grasp the concept of friendly conversation.

I try to, but you sure seem hostile

*releases hostility*

I'm sorry, it's just, well, I have a lot of respect for you.

I've gotten to know you, remember? In another life........

So, when I say hi, and I don't get a warm response, I get quite defensive.

I'm laying all my cards down on the table, Yerssot, I like you, and I apologise for the hostility

Clovie, I'm being a B!tch, Yerssot's being a guy........

confused now?

yerssort is a guy or a computer program???

i'm lost now....

you want to kiss and make up?

Yerssot is a real life guy, and I love him to bits

winkiss <--- For Yerssot

I'm a computer program of course
Raz created me, ask him

No, you're not..........

If you are, and I'm not relenting here, then you are damn advanced.

what can I say ... I am ... and a damn good one too

hmm......

i'm not getting... but.. ok

just drop to your knees and praise me

Clovie, Yerssot is real, ignore him.

*drops to knees and praises*

*not*

*drops to knees and praises*

Not.

I read you the first time, syren


good you didn't, at least some diginity

ok...
*ignoring yerssot*

OK, that posted twice.

*jumps on Yerssot*

ok... no diginity than

I don't need dignity, I got cheese pies.........

I want cheese

*hands Yerssot a cheese pie, with extra toppings of cheese*

cheese!

*squeezes cheese all over Yerssot*

ow, why did you do that?

Coz it's kinky, in a messy kinda way

*licks it off*

that's ok... I'll just rub it off with some napkins

I just hope I won't be refered next time as ... the cheesy one
(reference to Friends )

You'd rather rub it off with napkins?

Well, make sure you don't steal Nazzie's.........

of course, and take a shower later on to get the smell off, what else

and don't worry... I got my own napkins... with waffles on them

Waffles?

With syrup?

((Got a feeling we've been here before))

probably, ever talk with me ends in foodtalk

with maplesyrup

No, I mean on MSN at some point, you even had a pic of waffles, right??

had yes, not anymore

See, I remembered.........

mmmmmm......waffles

*drools, then eats more squeezable cheese*

only the best waffles, crazy c

*eats more cheese*

what kind of cheese?