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sick pervs out there

OMG! i made that joke ages ago

I thought you had a Woody Allen in your room

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31108&highlight=woody

i got a woody to
except its not made of wood























its maDE OF PLASTIC

Such children.

thanks mumsy baby

Time for spankings. Whose first?

so wrong...

*pushes spear toward BC*

nah, that's alright

Are you sure, Spearhead?

*gets paddle ready*

*watches from a safe distance*

yes, I'm very sure

Oh yea, well I work for clit!

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monkey!

bone

That is from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, btw.....

booooooooooong... who the F**k steals a monkey?

ololol

Im watching Toy Story right now too

You always have to love a good Woody joke....ah, those ones in Austin Powers were hilarious!

me you no

I don't understand

this man has a woody

and no wig

no he has a vertical head enlargment plate

its a convincing shade

I wonder how he got that red trophy

..and those other awards..
maybe its something to do with whatever is on his desk

that dirty old man!

he failed to hide the glasses and thermo flask full of champagne (in the far corner) !

he failed to hide something else too

i think the file and the cooking book blocks enough of it out

I just wish he doesn't make a club sandwich

of the food variety?

of his ingredients

Tweed.......

nuff said

snuff???

almost!

you never lemme see one

You want to see a snuff?

maybe one day when your'e a big boy i'll take you to the factory and you can see one

Really???
*patiently goes sitting on a chair, waiting to grow*
No, not THAT growing

Jeez guys........

well you might need to water yourself

myself? what a sick little mind you got

Goodness.

ta-ra

ta-ra-ri
ta-ra-ra

Ta-what?

<-- for good measure.......

I know I do

that's my girl
*invites silver to watch one*
*tries to find a snuff at the same time *
(small technical problem)

oh you better deliver me a snuff diva

S... have I ever let you down?
(adapted quote from James Bond... and the responce will be: Frequently,... just like in the movie)

All the time

that's close enough to the truth

always up for another let down

it's what you do

and you're already used to it

ffs yerss, we are not getting married

of course not, I'm not Dvae

I'm not marrying him either
My heart belongs to another












and that is a joke too

Poor poor burlyman...

obviously it's you sweetie

w00t!!! Jay and Silent Bob!!!!

you called me a joke

that's a good thing winkiss