You will never believe this
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JKozzy
Mr Bacon and I are in the library.. and he said "Keanu Reeves is in the Matrix?"
Now, someone please come kill him. giljotiini
TheOne101
thats would be wierd he isnt a matrixy kind of dude
JKozzy
Yup, that's him.
Yes, but it's common knowledge that Keanu plays Neo.
mailedbypostman
Maybe he forgot..
TheOne101
wait what are we talkin about here? kevin bacon as neo??!?!
JediHDM
Where's Korri...she'll rip him to shreds...
TheOne101
hhaha yea ......i still dont get it though?
JediHDM
i think Kevin Bacon recognizing that Keanu was neo...meaning he didn't care enough to watch the movies...
Mr. Bacon
no im just "stupid" cuz i have never seen any of the matrix movies
xeous
...I thought it was THE Kevin Bacon...
mailedbypostman
It's okay. We sympathize with your struggles.
JKozzy
You are!
MC Mike
You're dead now.
The Alpha
Agent Koz> You should have killed him yourself.
Korri
oh no plz....give me the pleasure!
JKozzy
Korri can deal with him... it is inevitable
JediHDM
He is the anomaly...he must be destroyed...
((The_Anomaly))
what are we talking about?
JediHDM
Mr. Bacon...he must be eliminated...
xeous
Indeed...The River Wild was a terrible movie!
TheOne101
hollow eh? well hollow this Mr.bacon!!!!!!....im the one motha fuKa!!!!!
***lunges at mr.bacon puting a big hole in his pelvis*** well i guess u really are hollow after all...
Mr. Bacon
yeah pretty much im wicked light im 5'7" 110 so im pretty much hollow
and kill me if u wish but i will see them eventually
JKozzy
Haha, yeah right, when is this you plan on seeing them?
Mr. Bacon
when i feel like it ho
TheOne101
hahahaha man a ho hahahahaha
JKozzy
TheOne101 has a point there, Bacon
Korri
damn straight
The Ones
im going to mars to avoid the blood shed
Korri
if everybody just moved to mars we wouldnt have this bloody problem in the 1st place.
Hey there an idea!! The machines are trying to kill us...lets move to mars!!
dragonpisces272
maybe he thought it was tom cruise lol
Korri
he looks nothing like Tom Cruise!
JKozzy
No, he really doesn't....
dragonpisces272
i know he doesnt
WoodLegStool
ill protect you bacon!!
*gets inf ornt of him adn pulls out lightsaber*
JediHDM
*pulls out lightsaber and ignites it, looking like a cross of Smith and Obi-Wan Kenobi* He will be eliminated...Move aside, and everything will be ok...
WoodLegStool
err thanks for the description
*swishes lightsaber around, and looks like a moron afte cuttingoff hand*
Korri
what a nugget
Korri
i was talking about Mr.Bacon
dragonpisces272
chocolate nuggets??
Korri
a little off-topic..
Korri
Kozzeeeeee
((The_Anomaly))
I still dont get it......lol.......does this have anything to do with The Matrix?
dragonpisces272
well not really buts its just a little something
Korri
its Kozzy's way of getting his own back on Mr.Bacon for being such a fool
Korri
where did your friend go...did i scare him away?
Korri
yeah you
JediHDM
too late...korri's already got him...he's gone now...like yesterdays cheese pie.
Korri
cheese pie
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