You will never believe this

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JKozzy
Mr Bacon and I are in the library.. and he said "Keanu Reeves is in the Matrix?"
Now, someone please come kill him. giljotiini

xeous
Kevin Bacon?

TheOne101
thats would be wierd he isnt a matrixy kind of dude

JKozzy
Yup, that's him.
Yes, but it's common knowledge that Keanu plays Neo.

mailedbypostman
Maybe he forgot..

TheOne101
wait what are we talkin about here? kevin bacon as neo??!?!

JediHDM
Where's Korri...she'll rip him to shreds...

TheOne101
hhaha yea ......i still dont get it though?

JediHDM
i think Kevin Bacon recognizing that Keanu was neo...meaning he didn't care enough to watch the movies...

Mr. Bacon
no im just "stupid" cuz i have never seen any of the matrix movies

xeous
...I thought it was THE Kevin Bacon...

mailedbypostman
It's okay. We sympathize with your struggles.

JKozzy
You are! eek!

Korri
WTF???? R U SERIOUS???? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS??? madmadmad

MC Mike
You're dead now. yes

The Alpha
Agent Koz> You should have killed him yourself.

Korri
oh no plz....give me the pleasure!

JKozzy
Korri can deal with him... it is inevitable raver

JediHDM
He is the anomaly...he must be destroyed... raver

((The_Anomaly))
what are we talking about? huh

JediHDM
Mr. Bacon...he must be eliminated... raver

xeous
Indeed...The River Wild was a terrible movie!

mailedbypostman
lol.

TheOne101
hollow eh? well hollow this Mr.bacon!!!!!!....im the one motha fuKa!!!!!
***lunges at mr.bacon puting a big hole in his pelvis*** well i guess u really are hollow after all...

Mr. Bacon
yeah pretty much im wicked light im 5'7" 110 so im pretty much hollow
and kill me if u wish but i will see them eventually

JKozzy
Haha, yeah right, when is this you plan on seeing them? roll eyes (sarcastic)

Mr. Bacon
when i feel like it ho

TheOne101
hahahaha man a ho hahahahaha

Mr. Bacon
ha

JKozzy
TheOne101 has a point there, Bacon stick out tongue

Korri
damn straight no expression

The Ones
im going to mars to avoid the blood shed

The Omega
laughing

Korri
if everybody just moved to mars we wouldnt have this bloody problem in the 1st place.

Hey there an idea!! The machines are trying to kill us...lets move to mars!!

dragonpisces272
maybe he thought it was tom cruise lol

Korri
mad he looks nothing like Tom Cruise!

JKozzy
laughing out loud No, he really doesn't....

dragonpisces272
i know he doesnt no expression

WoodLegStool
ill protect you bacon!!

*gets inf ornt of him adn pulls out lightsaber*

JediHDM
*pulls out lightsaber and ignites it, looking like a cross of Smith and Obi-Wan Kenobi* He will be eliminated...Move aside, and everything will be ok... raver

WoodLegStool
err thanks for the description

*swishes lightsaber around, and looks like a moron afte cuttingoff hand*

Korri
what a nugget no expression

Crap Bag
me?

Crap Bag
Its Me LTA

Korri
i was talking about Mr.Bacon

dragonpisces272
chocolate nuggets??eek!

Korri
a little off-topic..

JKozzy
blink

Korri
Kozzeeeeee eek!

((The_Anomaly))
I still dont get it......lol.......does this have anything to do with The Matrix? blink no expression

dragonpisces272
well not really buts its just a little something

Korri
its Kozzy's way of getting his own back on Mr.Bacon for being such a fool

TheOne101
whistle

LarryTheArch
laughing out loud whistle stick out tongue

Korri
lol ok

icansee
Oh my.

Korri
fear

JKozzy
laughing out loud

Korri
where did your friend go...did i scare him away?

Mr. Bacon
me??

Korri
yeah you What the f**k?

gabimr2
ruuun

JediHDM
too late...korri's already got him...he's gone now...like yesterdays cheese pie.

Korri
cheese pie sad

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