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Hey yall on this thread us here KMC members can talk like them rednacks do

i dont actually know how ta talk like them rednecks but i'll dang well try

okly dokily

what the redneck is?

a redneck is a hillbilly

and they drink lots of beer right?

Someone with no common sense

Redneck word: Initiate
My mom ate 3 hamberburgers, initiate 5 hotdogs

yea

its kinda like hillbilly isnt it?

Read my post. It's kinda funny

huh?

i'm still not getting...

lol initiate...

boy howdy this here thread is the most rootenest tootenest piece of social stereotyping ive seen in a while. dagnabbit.

say initiate slowly. Sounds like "and then she ate" with a accent

Here's another: Aorta
Aorta cut down that grass so the kids can play

dang, pa aint here

clovie>they are like, american country folk? how can you people explain this...

Holly cowboy boots, dat big car hit one Biggggggggggggg deer. Where eatin tonit

Here's another Redneck word, widgu didgu

You didn't bring your widgu didgu

where do you get all that mors?

I like Cowboy talk better:

Howdy folks! Hope y'all getting quite well around here.......YEEEEHAW!!!

some comady CD. Forgot who did. There's more, but I need to here it again.
Here's a new joke.
U might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
U might be a redneck if the UFO center limits your calls to one a night.

lol

Remembered another word: Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise alot of ppl here.

Top 20 (more or less) Ways to Tell if a Redneck is Working at a Computer in your Office:

1.The mouse is referred to as a, "critter."

2.The keyboard is camouflaged.

3.There is a skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

4.There is a gunrack mounted on the CPU.

5.The password is, "bubba."

6.The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

7.Nothing on this line but the number 7 again to prove that I ain't no redneck.

8.Windows 95 has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.

9.Outgoing faxes have iced tea stains on them.

10.The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.

11.The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.

12.The menus all have Remington, Browning, and Real Tree options.

13.Jeff Foxworthy *.wavs.

14.The monitor is up on blocks.

15.Seven blue tick hounds under the desk.

16.Deer jerky in the desk drawer.

17.The screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty with Dueling Banjos playing in the background.

18.The six front keys have rotted out.

19.John Deer Pocket Protectors.

20. The Mouse Pad is a well worn back Issue of Field & Stream.

Lol! Did you hear that on the Comedy Central BIG Movie? There was a whole bucnh of Redneck jokes.

...and all your posts are quotes from it... hm... probably was.

No, it was a CD. It might of been of the saem guy, though. *will think of more jokes*

See, yall, I'm from this lil' place in Tennessee... We ALL drink beer!
Ever seen that thar Blue Collar Com'dy Tour? Got all them redneck jokes on 'em? Well, yall shou'd. 'S funny, dang funny, like them thar co-mee-dians!

If u move your lawn and find a car, you might be a redneck
If your pet is a wilder beaver, u might be a redneck

mors823... how do you know these? That's all my math class was talking about today.
See how intelligent Tennessee is? Redneck jokes in math class...

If you have ever used your toilet brush as a backscratcher....
If your car is on blocks and your house is on wheels....
If you walk your daughter to school because youre in the same grade...
If half of your property value is NASCAR commemorative plates...
If you are walking your dog and you both stop to use the Fire Hydrant...
If you pronouce it "WINDERS XP"...
If your family tree doesn't fork...
If the town meeting is also a Family Reunion...

You might be a Redneck

Redneck Word: Usetacould (Us-ta-could)

Q- Can you dance?
A- I usetacould.

lookey here..yall shouldnt be a makin' fun of dem dere rednecks.

If u go to your family reunion to find a girl, u might be a redneck

Yes that's the one! That's the movie I was talking about...

mors>lol

If u can use "beaver", "nipple" and "bit it off" in the same sentence, u might be a redneck

hmm...i've got a beaver with two nipples and he bit it off himself.. now thats weird

heres' the story I heard: someone was driving a car and hit a beaver. The guy went out of the car to search for it and take it to the taximermist. When he would found it, he picked it up by the tail and said, "why it ain'thurt, bloodied or nothing." Nothing is the key word that brings a beaver back to life. The beaver curled up and bit the guy's nipple off. Not bit it, bit it off. Now that's a redneck for ya.

i dont get the joke either

How yall doin, I seen yall ben doin some fenny jokes dem jokes ben makin me and ma kin lagh

heh heh, hey ya'll, jus so yas know, we rednecks dont be a talkin like that

if ya go to the go 'ole coffee shop naz hem gimme a holler

my family talks like that, most of us come from Kentucky......

ohhh dagnabbit, has anyone seen that kill bill movie, i'm gonna get them hairs combed cause I have a date with ma sister

What in tarnation? What a cowinkidink me gots my self a date with ma cusin Merl. 275 lbs of love she is.

deedl doo

If you think that "impotent" means you require wearing a suit and tie...

A redneck was walking down the road one day (searching for food, no doubt) and he stumbled upon an old oil lamp. Obviously, a genie came out of it or it wouldn't be a joke, now would it? But, anyways, the genie game him the three wishes, and for his first wish, the redneck said, "I want meself on of dem dere beers. But, I want a can of beer the dont have it no end." So, the genie gives him an ice cold can of beer. The redneck drank it for a good three hours and it was still ice cold too. It was a beer that had no end. "You still have 2 wishes left, master."
"Can I gets me 2 more of dese beers?"

I thought red necks was a bad name for american racist?

the "You Might Be A Redneck If...." jokes are by a comedy named Jeff Foxworthy, for anyone who wants to know. he has some CD's out that are hilarious...

here's a few that i remember...

If you stare at a can of orange juice cause it says 'concentrate', u might be a redneck.

If you climb the water tower with a can of paint to save ur sister's name, u might be a redneck.

If someone yells "Hoedown" and ur girlfriends hits the floor, u might be a redneck.

lol on the hoedown thing

That's it! That the CD! It was really funny Gotta love them redneck jokes

another good comedian for the 'good ol' boys' is Bill Engvall. he does the "Here's your sign", and they are HILARIOUS!!!!!!

I know one!

You're putting skies on top of your car and your neighbor asks "are u going skiing?" "No, It's so I can skate when my car flips over!"
There's your sign