Institute of the MENTALLY PSYCHOTIC!

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drunk_nazgul
Do you feel uncharacteristically drawn to carrots? Disco balls? Hair?
Are you mentally impaired? Join the Institute of the Mentally Psychotic.
Shadowskill and I started it with two other girls we know, and we currently have 8 members. We'd like to have more.
We have a constitution, a Bill of Rights, a creed, and passwords.
Get your membership here! Happy Dance

steely balls
me

Shadowskill
Hey, drunk, this is SS!

NyC-gUrL
perfect raver

§pearhead
This is my kinda place.

NyC-gUrL
spear eek! how ya doing, fellow psycho?? raver

drunk_nazgul
You guys'll need aliases. Like, mine is The One.
Drunk to SS, copy. Whatup? Over.

NyC-gUrL
say what?? no expression

silver_tears
can I be banana cool

LarryTheArch
what if you are all of the above

drunk_nazgul
Our Constitution: (sorry if it offends thee)

"We, the psychos/founding mothers, vow that the Institute of the Mentally Psychotic will a safe haven for retards and psychos alike. And all missing peoples will be reported in our custody. We, in order to form a more perfect monarchy, establish chaos, insure morphine shots, provide for the mentally impaired, promote the general disestablishmentarialism, and secure the rights of the patients and their posteriors, do ordain and establish this Institute of the Mentally Psychotic.

Signed: The One, The Two, and The Three."

We have open positions for everyone. We already have a resident nurse, janitor, substitute assisstant's psychiatrist substitute, psychotic licking vampire, psychiatrist, psychologist, visitor (room 12), and a manager. Anyone want a job? It's a non-profit organization, though...
stick out tongue

§pearhead
I;m good happy

I couldn't get on msn today, somtehin about "too much traffic" sad

LarryTheArch
i wanna e a psycho

LarryTheArch
more than usuall anyways


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drunk_nazgul
You guys can be anything you want! Tell me your problems... I swear I won't laugh on purpose.

LarryTheArch
I shoot cans off of brick walls sideways while eating cd casedias

drunk_nazgul
Sounds fun! You guys wanna try? Banana? None of the Above?

*grabs gun*
Oh, I forgot to mention, once you sign up, you can't turn back... evil face

LarryTheArch
oh ok *grabs guns and cocks it*

drunk_nazgul
Um, wait... we have guns? Ah, me, the Institute was supposed to be a peaceful place of... WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT????
*shoots Coke can, then beer can*

nazgulinthedark
me wanna join!!! big grin

steely balls
rabble rabble

LarryTheArch
barrble barrble

nazgulinthedark
blah blah didy blah blah blah de blah

LarryTheArch
blah didly luv didly didlles you blah na

nazgulinthedark
blah blah bleh bleh luv blee blah u blah blah to blah lah de blah dee do

Rogue Jedi
where the hell are my socks? who ate my shoes?

LarryTheArch
balh bleh this bleh blah is bleh leh bla a bleh bla bleer funny way of talking... errr,i mean, bleh

nazgulinthedark
no expression the goat in my pocket

nazgulinthedark
b;ah blh yes blee blah bah bah do dee dee de it is blah blah

Rogue Jedi
leave me alone mr. blue elephant man!!!

nazgulinthedark
no, the goat doesnt like ice cream

Rogue Jedi
*beats own head* shut up!!!! shut up!!!!! i dont wanna kill!!!!

LarryTheArch
shut upp! shut upp!! i wanna kill stupid concsience!!!!!!

nazgulinthedark
no expression BLAH!!!

steely balls
red or blue pill...errrr i can't decide*prances around like a girl*
red or blue pill...errrr i can't decide*prances around like a girl*
red or blue pill...errrr i can't decide*prances around like a girl*
red or blue pill...errrr i can't decide*prances around like a girl*
red or blue pill...errrr i can't decide*prances around like a girl*
red or blue pill...errrr i can't decide*prances around like a girl*

pixie1
the green one and i have to say you just gotta love disco balls

Fallen Jedi
*walks in* where do i sign in?

steely balls
lighting balls or truck sickles

Rogue Jedi
WHERE THE HELL IS MY GREEN JELLO!?!?!?!?

LarryTheArch
Bloo!

nazgulinthedark
no! no expression please do not feed the chickens corn starch

steely balls
uh booghost2
arrrrmummy

pixie1
i need cookies

Fallen Jedi
chocolate....

nazgulinthedark
necco!

pixie1
chip

pixie1
i have chocolate but it cooking choclate

Rogue Jedi
peanut butter cups...mmmmmmm

shaber
Good morning trophies evil face

nazgulinthedark
recees!

pixie1
i see pink sheep.............look there they go.....let catch one and make a jumper

steely balls
*poops on floor*jump

nazgulinthedark
sick eeeeeeewwwwwwww

Fallen Jedi
reeses!

Fallen Jedi
*takes a pooper scooper and flings your own dung on you*

steely balls
*humps FJ*
Do u like munchkins?

Punker69
walks in institution "Hi im Bob I see dead people "

drunk_nazgul
But, wait, which one of you has the pencil stuck through your head? Whoever it was left a pencil mark down the wall. Was it you, Mr. Balls?
blink Huh? Huh? WAS IT? HUH?
*slaps steely until he cries*

Fallen Jedi
so you do like an audience...

Mr. Bacon
*watches*

Fallen Jedi
bacon, you sick bastard. stick out tongue

pixie1
i cought the sheep who want a pink wooly jumper?

Rogue Jedi
mr. piggly squiggly man!!! where are you!!!

drunk_nazgul
I want a pink jumper!!!!
Where did that maniacal shaber go?

pixie1
hands drunk_nazgul a pink jumper
*pokes everyone else with the knitting needle for not awnsering*

steely balls
huh...kill every one...

shaber
Right here sugar Happy Dance

shaber
I'm always getting poked eek!

LarryTheArch
FJ can I humo you too...?

LarryTheArch
j/k

Fallen Jedi
confused

LarryTheArch
whups... i meant hump... from earlier in the thread


but like i sed, j/k

LarryTheArch
HEY!! im born on October 28th!!!

Fallen Jedi
um, okay. well i was born on October 19th!!

Fallen Jedi
hey LTH, were you the one who punched me ages ago in the gents club?

LarryTheArch
i dont kno - OMG!! I WAS!!!

you sed u felt like being punched and i did it


im sorry im sorry im sorry dont hold it against me



and iw as just pointing out that our birthdays are so close

Fallen Jedi
actually i was talking to the bartender andi told him to hit me (with a drink). but then you punched me and sandman had to throw you out.

shaber
I hope it didn't put you off coming FJ. We can keep away the riff raff now.

Darth Revan
*pouts* I already made a loony bin thread..

Fallen Jedi
oh, no prob. i still work there. just got a raise actually. big grin

LarryTheArch
i dont remember right FJ, jsut please forgive me for virtualy hitting you...

and i aint riff raff

if you notice i am about 2/10s of the posts in their (at least in the early 8000 posts)

Fallen Jedi
well, that punch did sort of hurt...um, yeah, i guess i forgive you. that was like forever ago.

Rogue Jedi
this doesnt sound like psychotic babble to me.

LarryTheArch
i was wundering why you remembered that.... but oh well

thank you for forgiving me for something neither of us remember!

LarryTheArch
sorry rogue... gwaeheer is kewlaa

Rogue Jedi
i have a weasel in my pants.

Fallen Jedi
*flings reeses at you*

Rogue Jedi
*catches reeses and eats them*

LarryTheArch
*intercepts resses pieces and eats thme*

Rogue Jedi
*pulls a butterfinger from inside my pants*

Fallen Jedi
*tackles RJ to the ground* my reeses!

Rogue Jedi
*holds butterfinger out of FJ's reach* nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger!!!

Fallen Jedi
*tries to snatch butterfinger from RJ* but me want!

drunk_nazgul
Shaber came back ed orths wiogd klsgdeef. Eeka narr narreeaka.
FJ gets a raise and I don't even get paid? huh
*takes butterfinger*
*CRUNCH*
G2G everyone. Be good Mental Failures for your beloved psychologist.

LarryTheArch
Gets three butterfingers and gives it to FJ and smiles

thereya go frend

Rogue Jedi
i forgot to mention sumthin. i smuggled that butterfinger in by hiding it in the crack of my ass. enjoy!!!

Fallen Jedi
*takes a bite of the butterfinger* yummy!

Rogue Jedi
it has ass juice on it!!!!!!!

Fallen Jedi
*jumps on RJ* come on horsey.

silver_tears
everyone is horny round here stick out tongue

LarryTheArch
inlcudin me! *jumps onto FJ*

Fallen Jedi
eek! LTA

drunk_nazgul
Yes, and I was about to leave, but I forgettedfulnessed me old manners.

SOWWY, DARTH REVAN! BUT I NEEDED TO SATISFY MY NEED TO BRING MY INSTITUTE TO THE KMC!!! CAN YOU STILL HEAR ME!?!?

happy
Bye, loves. The trophies are on the wall. Don't bite me there, shaber. Don't forget to order Preparation H, Rogue Jedi. Your butt is chocolatey.
Wait... how would I know?
If you guys don't behave, I'll get rid of the co-ed bathrooms. stick out tongue

LarryTheArch
what? *starts riding the... horsie* lol

Fallen Jedi
whoa! bumpy ride. stick out tongue

LarryTheArch
Having fun?

Darth Revan

LarryTheArch
so?

Fallen Jedi
bouncy, bouncy, bouncy jump

LarryTheArch
up down up sdown up down up down up downoh some hiorizontal movement

Fallen Jedi
shifty are we still talking about horse back riding?

BadBabe
is this a loony house?

were do i check in

LarryTheArch
no

BadBabe
that spound wierd

only guys do it

LarryTheArch
but if we are, then im doing some very disgusting things


but we arent

BadBabe
ok

Fallen Jedi
*sees a ball roll by and chases after it* weee!

BadBabe
balls fun

LarryTheArch
realize the horse he is riding is chaing a ball

Fallen Jedi
wait, i thought you were the horse. confused

LarryTheArch
okay fine ur riding me

Fallen Jedi
shall i put on my cowgirl hat? eek!

LarryTheArch
as long as their aint slapping

Fallen Jedi
*slaps* angel

steely balls
huh huh

§pearhead
ugh...anything interesting happen recently?

Fallen Jedi
pyro! big grin

leatherface12
Pizza. big grin

§pearhead
eek! Fallen! *hugs*

Fallen Jedi
*hugs pyro back...then gives him a wedgie* still wearing those spongebob boxers i see. wink

*slaps LTA again* smart

§pearhead
Wedgies aren't necessary

and it's scooby doo embarrasment

Fallen Jedi
ooo, scooby do...where are you? stick out tongue

§pearhead
stick out tongue funny roll eyes (sarcastic)

Fallen Jedi
roll eyes (sarcastic) *pokes your abs* haven't done that in a while.

where did LTA go? i'm not done riding him yet. big grin

§pearhead
You live for moments like that, don't ya roll eyes (sarcastic)

Fallen Jedi
moments like what?

§pearhead
nevermind stick out tongue I'm sleepy, and therefore, kinda delirious

Fallen Jedi
hey, me too, but then again i'm always sleep deprived.

§pearhead
Insomniacs, unite! stick out tongue

Fallen Jedi
clap let's burn something.

§pearhead
Fire crazed, sleep deprived maniacs, unite! eek! Lighters up! evil face

Fallen Jedi
*steals your lighter* hahaha. mine. my precious.

§pearhead
sad a fat lot of burning I'll be doing now *sighs and sulks*

Fallen Jedi
*sees pyro sad* no, don't cry. *hands you back your lighter*

§pearhead
*face lights up like a kindling flame and sets to work* evil face

Fallen Jedi
yes, but i sorta lost my lighter. can't burn anything. sad

§pearhead
That's why pyro's got a spare *brings hand out of pocket, twirls zippo around on a finger, and tosses it to FJ* have fun evil face

Fallen Jedi
Jumpy FIRE! *jumps on pyro's back*

§pearhead
*strains slightly but handles the added weight* So where to? stick out tongue

Fallen Jedi
let's go torture some of the patients. big grin

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