Institute of the MENTALLY PSYCHOTIC!
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drunk_nazgul
Do you feel uncharacteristically drawn to carrots? Disco balls? Hair?
Are you mentally impaired? Join the Institute of the Mentally Psychotic.
Shadowskill and I started it with two other girls we know, and we currently have 8 members. We'd like to have more.
We have a constitution, a Bill of Rights, a creed, and passwords.
Get your membership here!
Shadowskill
Hey, drunk, this is SS!
NyC-gUrL
perfect
§pearhead
This is my kinda place.
NyC-gUrL
spear
how ya doing, fellow psycho??
drunk_nazgul
You guys'll need aliases. Like, mine is The One.
Drunk to SS, copy. Whatup? Over.
NyC-gUrL
say what??
silver_tears
can I be banana
LarryTheArch
what if you are all of the above
drunk_nazgul
Our Constitution: (sorry if it offends thee)
"We, the psychos/founding mothers, vow that the Institute of the Mentally Psychotic will a safe haven for retards and psychos alike. And all missing peoples will be reported in our custody. We, in order to form a more perfect monarchy, establish chaos, insure morphine shots, provide for the mentally impaired, promote the general disestablishmentarialism, and secure the rights of the patients and their posteriors, do ordain and establish this Institute of the Mentally Psychotic.
Signed: The One, The Two, and The Three."
We have open positions for everyone. We already have a resident nurse, janitor, substitute assisstant's psychiatrist substitute, psychotic licking vampire, psychiatrist, psychologist, visitor (room 12), and a manager. Anyone want a job? It's a non-profit organization, though...
§pearhead
I;m good
I couldn't get on msn today, somtehin about "too much traffic"
LarryTheArch
i wanna e a psycho
LarryTheArch
more than usuall anyways
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drunk_nazgul
You guys can be anything you want! Tell me your problems... I swear I won't laugh on purpose.
LarryTheArch
I shoot cans off of brick walls sideways while eating cd casedias
drunk_nazgul
Sounds fun! You guys wanna try? Banana? None of the Above?
*grabs gun*
Oh, I forgot to mention, once you sign up, you can't turn back...
LarryTheArch
oh ok *grabs guns and cocks it*
drunk_nazgul
Um, wait... we have guns? Ah, me, the Institute was supposed to be a peaceful place of... WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT????
*shoots Coke can, then beer can*
nazgulinthedark
me wanna join!!!
steely balls
rabble rabble
LarryTheArch
barrble barrble
nazgulinthedark
blah blah didy blah blah blah de blah
LarryTheArch
blah didly luv didly didlles you blah na
nazgulinthedark
blah blah bleh bleh luv blee blah u blah blah to blah lah de blah dee do
Rogue Jedi
where the hell are my socks? who ate my shoes?
LarryTheArch
balh bleh this bleh blah is bleh leh bla a bleh bla bleer funny way of talking... errr,i mean, bleh
nazgulinthedark
the goat in my pocket
nazgulinthedark
b;ah blh yes blee blah bah bah do dee dee de it is blah blah
Rogue Jedi
leave me alone mr. blue elephant man!!!
nazgulinthedark
no, the goat doesnt like ice cream
Rogue Jedi
*beats own head* shut up!!!! shut up!!!!! i dont wanna kill!!!!
LarryTheArch
shut upp! shut upp!! i wanna kill stupid concsience!!!!!!
nazgulinthedark
BLAH!!!
steely balls
red or blue pill...errrr i can't decide*prances around like a girl*
red or blue pill...errrr i can't decide*prances around like a girl*
red or blue pill...errrr i can't decide*prances around like a girl*
red or blue pill...errrr i can't decide*prances around like a girl*
red or blue pill...errrr i can't decide*prances around like a girl*
red or blue pill...errrr i can't decide*prances around like a girl*
pixie1
the green one and i have to say you just gotta love disco balls
Fallen Jedi
*walks in* where do i sign in?
steely balls
lighting balls or truck sickles
Rogue Jedi
WHERE THE HELL IS MY GREEN JELLO!?!?!?!?
nazgulinthedark
no!
please do not feed the chickens corn starch
steely balls
uh booghost2
arrrrmummy
pixie1
i have chocolate but it cooking choclate
Rogue Jedi
peanut butter cups...mmmmmmm
shaber
Good morning trophies
pixie1
i see pink sheep.............look there they go.....let catch one and make a jumper
steely balls
*poops on floor*jump
nazgulinthedark
eeeeeeewwwwwwww
Fallen Jedi
*takes a pooper scooper and flings your own dung on you*
steely balls
*humps FJ*
Do u like munchkins?
Punker69
walks in institution "Hi im Bob I see dead people "
drunk_nazgul
But, wait, which one of you has the pencil stuck through your head? Whoever it was left a pencil mark down the wall. Was it you, Mr. Balls?
Huh? Huh? WAS IT? HUH?
*slaps steely until he cries*
Fallen Jedi
so you do like an audience...
Fallen Jedi
bacon, you sick bastard.
pixie1
i cought the sheep who want a pink wooly jumper?
Rogue Jedi
mr. piggly squiggly man!!! where are you!!!
drunk_nazgul
I want a pink jumper!!!!
Where did that maniacal shaber go?
pixie1
hands drunk_nazgul a pink jumper
*pokes everyone else with the knitting needle for not awnsering*
steely balls
huh...kill every one...
shaber
Right here sugar
shaber
I'm always getting poked
LarryTheArch
FJ can I humo you too...?
LarryTheArch
whups... i meant hump... from earlier in the thread
but like i sed, j/k
LarryTheArch
HEY!! im born on October 28th!!!
Fallen Jedi
um, okay. well i was born on October 19th!!
Fallen Jedi
hey LTH, were you the one who punched me ages ago in the gents club?
LarryTheArch
i dont kno - OMG!! I WAS!!!
you sed u felt like being punched and i did it
im sorry im sorry im sorry dont hold it against me
and iw as just pointing out that our birthdays are so close
Fallen Jedi
actually i was talking to the bartender andi told him to hit me (with a drink). but then you punched me and sandman had to throw you out.
shaber
I hope it didn't put you off coming FJ. We can keep away the riff raff now.
Darth Revan
*pouts* I already made a loony bin thread..
Fallen Jedi
oh, no prob. i still work there. just got a raise actually.
LarryTheArch
i dont remember right FJ, jsut please forgive me for virtualy hitting you...
and i aint riff raff
if you notice i am about 2/10s of the posts in their (at least in the early 8000 posts)
Fallen Jedi
well, that punch did sort of hurt...um, yeah, i guess i forgive you. that was like forever ago.
Rogue Jedi
this doesnt sound like psychotic babble to me.
LarryTheArch
i was wundering why you remembered that.... but oh well
thank you for forgiving me for something neither of us remember!
LarryTheArch
sorry rogue... gwaeheer is kewlaa
Rogue Jedi
i have a weasel in my pants.
Fallen Jedi
*flings reeses at you*
Rogue Jedi
*catches reeses and eats them*
LarryTheArch
*intercepts resses pieces and eats thme*
Rogue Jedi
*pulls a butterfinger from inside my pants*
Fallen Jedi
*tackles RJ to the ground* my reeses!
Rogue Jedi
*holds butterfinger out of FJ's reach* nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger!!!
Fallen Jedi
*tries to snatch butterfinger from RJ* but me want!
drunk_nazgul
Shaber came back ed orths wiogd klsgdeef. Eeka narr narreeaka.
FJ gets a raise and I don't even get paid?
*takes butterfinger*
*CRUNCH*
G2G everyone. Be good Mental Failures for your beloved psychologist.
LarryTheArch
Gets three butterfingers and gives it to FJ and smiles
thereya go frend
Rogue Jedi
i forgot to mention sumthin. i smuggled that butterfinger in by hiding it in the crack of my ass. enjoy!!!
Fallen Jedi
*takes a bite of the butterfinger* yummy!
Rogue Jedi
it has ass juice on it!!!!!!!
Fallen Jedi
*jumps on RJ* come on horsey.
silver_tears
everyone is horny round here
LarryTheArch
inlcudin me! *jumps onto FJ*
Fallen Jedi
LTA
drunk_nazgul
Yes, and I was about to leave, but I forgettedfulnessed me old manners.
SOWWY, DARTH REVAN! BUT I NEEDED TO SATISFY MY NEED TO BRING MY INSTITUTE TO THE KMC!!! CAN YOU STILL HEAR ME!?!?
Bye, loves. The trophies are on the wall. Don't bite me there, shaber. Don't forget to order Preparation H, Rogue Jedi. Your butt is chocolatey.
Wait... how would I know?
If you guys don't behave, I'll get rid of the co-ed bathrooms.
LarryTheArch
what? *starts riding the... horsie* lol
Fallen Jedi
whoa! bumpy ride.
Fallen Jedi
bouncy, bouncy, bouncy jump
LarryTheArch
up down up sdown up down up down up downoh some hiorizontal movement
Fallen Jedi
are we still talking about horse back riding?
BadBabe
is this a loony house?
were do i check in
BadBabe
that spound wierd
only guys do it
LarryTheArch
but if we are, then im doing some very disgusting things
but we arent
Fallen Jedi
*sees a ball roll by and chases after it* weee!
LarryTheArch
realize the horse he is riding is chaing a ball
Fallen Jedi
wait, i thought you were the horse.
LarryTheArch
okay fine ur riding me
Fallen Jedi
shall i put on my cowgirl hat?
LarryTheArch
as long as their aint slapping
Fallen Jedi
*slaps*
§pearhead
ugh...anything interesting happen recently?
Fallen Jedi
pyro!
leatherface12
Pizza.
§pearhead
Fallen! *hugs*
Fallen Jedi
*hugs pyro back...then gives him a wedgie* still wearing those spongebob boxers i see.
*slaps LTA again*
§pearhead
Wedgies aren't necessary
and it's scooby doo
Fallen Jedi
ooo, scooby do...where are you?
§pearhead
funny
Fallen Jedi
*pokes your abs* haven't done that in a while.
where did LTA go? i'm not done riding him yet.
§pearhead
You live for moments like that, don't ya
Fallen Jedi
moments like what?
§pearhead
nevermind
I'm sleepy, and therefore, kinda delirious
Fallen Jedi
hey, me too, but then again i'm always sleep deprived.
§pearhead
Insomniacs, unite!
Fallen Jedi
clap let's burn something.
§pearhead
Fire crazed, sleep deprived maniacs, unite!
Lighters up!
Fallen Jedi
*steals your lighter* hahaha. mine. my precious.
§pearhead
a fat lot of burning I'll be doing now *sighs and sulks*
Fallen Jedi
*sees pyro sad* no, don't cry. *hands you back your lighter*
§pearhead
*face lights up like a kindling flame and sets to work*
Fallen Jedi
yes, but i sorta lost my lighter. can't burn anything.
§pearhead
That's why pyro's got a spare *brings hand out of pocket, twirls zippo around on a finger, and tosses it to FJ* have fun
Fallen Jedi
Jumpy FIRE! *jumps on pyro's back*
§pearhead
*strains slightly but handles the added weight* So where to?
Fallen Jedi
let's go torture some of the patients.
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