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I'm a married woman , weyhey!!!!

C'mon peeps, party with us, we got a lot of celebratory drinking to be getting on with........

Yeeeeeeeeeeha! drunk If only Pingu were here right now...

no no no in the gents club

i'm not saying anything....i dun wanna ruin the mood. ( i might get laid tonight!!!!)

hurry up lol

Nope, coz that's for the allnighter after party!! Or after after party..........

you "might" get laid tonight?

so..where is the booze?

We're going on the KMC Cruise Liner for our Honeymoon baby!!

*kisses Link passionately*

ok wotever turns u on














lol j/k

oh alright then *grabs two beers one for korri one for myself* here ya go korri

OMG!!!!

*cries*

I gotta go to work, like, 5 minutes ago!!!!

CYA l8r 2nite, in here, ok???

*holds syren close...making her kiss longer than expected*

sounds great to me. You make me so happy.... blushing

your leaving your own reception?

thanks


these things are just an excuse to get pissed!

not leaving...just going to the powder room for an unexpectedly long time...

with or without you?
*drinks beer down*

i have to go now ok guys bye xxx

cya *downs another beer*

bubz xx

bye korz...

sand my man...thanks for help witht he wedding, the reception, and everything else i forgot to mention.

Cheerscheers

bye korri

it seems the bride and groom left us wonder what they're doin

sure, he leaves me out of the loop...

band

sweet ass sweet....strike up the band!

spear...i didn't leave you outta the loop! i just didn't wanna you guys to be in the same post!

besides....who else am i going to get to light all these candles i've put everywhere?

finally, someone appreciates what I do around here

*starts crying again* it was so beautiful

beer This truly is the happiest day of my life...

i would say mine too but i've had a better *starts drinking again*

i just thought it was cute how we went from throwing chairs and fighting to getting married in a 20 minute time span...

heh...she's the only one who would do that. like i said, she's pretty moody

it was a whirlwind courtship

beer time to get wrecked...afterall, this is MY reception after all...

*drinks alone, waiting for Syren's return*

drunk nothin like gettin wasted

nobody drinks alone *jumps in chair across from link* wassup

just kickin it...hopefully syren invited some girls that are fun to hang out with like Silv and Lil. Then this reception will be a lot better. Then TH will undoubtably show up with some comical phrases and gestures...as always.

yeah, in about 6-8 hours this place will be jumping...in the meantime

CONGRATS!!!!!!! *grabs the vodka* YAY!!!!!!!1

Thanks Vamp!!!

*looks at sand*

what kind of gentleman are you? poor the lady a proper drink, she shouldn't have to swig the bottle!

Congrats

Thanks dogbert. (I think we're 1 TH and 1 Dave short of this being a success)

like i said, we just gotta wait until later. in the meantime...drinking contest!

i'm SO gonna win this contest... *grabs another bottle of vodka* pour, towarzyszu!!!!!!

you don't have a chance... *graps a gin*

we'll see... *more and more vodka*

*downs a gin and goes for another one...

*drinks some wine*

Uh oh! lookey what i brought!

http://www.kenjiarai.com/conan/2001/beerbong.jpg

Pours in a whole bottle of Jaggermeister and another bottle of Patrone...

*glug glug glug*

Ha! finished it in 2.43 seconds! beat that!

*drinks another litre of vodka*

the glu-glu

*stumbles into a wall and hits the floor* I'd love to...in a second.

*feels a bit woozy*

Uhhhh, i don't feel so good. Doh this is supposed to be my wedding reception...

*runs to the bathroom*

*stands with a big grin* ye are pathetic... can't even drink properly... POLES RULE!!!!! *goes all patriotic* *and drinks more vodka*

rightio, vamp... *drinks some water in a pitiful attempt to sober up*

nyah nyah... sooo... vodka, anyone?

Congrats to the bride and groom

lady? she's my daughter

i still dont get that from the other day

its not so hard i'm her father or daddy (i hate that word)

I WANT MY LOLIPOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!

you didn't say please loud enough

*comes out of bathroom*

PUKE N RALLY!!!! (yes i brushed my teeth!)

Somebody get me a drink!




(hmmmm wonder if i can get Sy to call me Daddy???)

you promised two lolipops!

you called your father a name

you lied!

which time?

when you said you were going to give me two lolipops

oh but you called me a name

and you didn't give me a lolipop

i did too you dropped it on the floor

i hate you, father

naughty little girl i'm gonna turn custody over to someone else if you don't stop

Here Vamp. I dunno if it's what you like...but it's the best i could do..

http://www.worksbyhandgifts.com/images/musical/lollipop.jpeg

Hope you enjoy!

*takes lolipop* no no lolipops until she apologizes

*cry* boooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!

you have to apologize

perhaps she wants her lollipop slightly burnt?

... sorry daddy... can i have my lolipop NOW?

i hope that's not a miffed face

no!!! it's a huge grin that says: LOLIPOP!

am i sensing sarcasm?

hahaha!!!! she miffed you!

shhhhhhhh!

sry...but you totally did miff him.

Well Done Syren and Link!!! I'm sorry I missed it, but you two make SUCH a lovely couple...*sniffle*...

tosses you lolipop alright

awww...thanks for coming!


now where is that damn wife of mine...i need affection.

*catches lollipop* is this for me?

we didn't get to give a bachelors partycry

placebo stole vamps lollipop...this will be interesting

shocking MY LOLLIPOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

play nice with the other kids

*puts lollipop down veeerrry slowly and steps awaaayyy* Very sorry, I thought it was for me...Don't kill me...please? ...she's gonna kill me isn't she?

she took my lolipop, daddy! do something!

We'll try to restrain her...

maybe

*grabs the lolipop* MY!!!!!! *eats it quickly*

all that for...what, two seconds of having it?

guess not

uh oh...she's got sugar now...sugar means energy...If you have lots of energy and someone nicks your lollipop, what do ya do? this means death. Bye peoples...AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!

i was thinking about that like 20 minutes ago...oh well! on to the honeymoon

Good Luck!

ahem....there will be NO FIGHTING at my reception!!!

take it to the fight club! or just relax and have a drink...

yea but us guys were deprived of a bachelors party

I'll have drink...thanx

just relax and have a drink... famous last words!

hear that sandman....girl needs a drink! make it happen my man!

i want a drink! *grabs the vodka*

i'm not the bartender here

My vodka!!! I love vodka, it is the agony aunt of drinks.

*makes herself a drink* i'm gonna get wasted and pregnant. *glances at father* and i'll gonna end up in jail

vodka is... MINE! and the vodkacake too!!!

i'm not sure you need it...*backs away*

yeah, but you're just really good at serving drinks. I promise not to make you make drinks for guys....just thirsty (attractive) girls...

hey your married your not my problem anymore

my father doens't even care if i get drunk and pregnant...

not just married......happily married

you can get pregnant cuz your married and drunk you might die but oh well

YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME!!!! *cries* FINE THEN!!!!

thaz it *turns you over my knee and spanks you*

poor vamp...you're not a good father at all, scott

*cries* OU ARE EVIL! NOW I'M SURE I'M ADOPTED!!!!!!!!!!! *cries* i will call for my husband and he'll kick your ass!

alright who wants guardianship of this little girl

I'M NOT LITTLE!

WRINKLES, WRINKLES, WRINKLES, WRINKLES!!!!!!!!!!!

alright! some hot spanking action...just what this reception needs. So who's next in line for a spanking?

i don't have wrinkles nor will i get them

well thats a problem because i'm thirsty, but I'm not attractive...Will my personality suffice?

you don't see many pics of people on the forums so personality is considered pretty *gets her a vodka*

Thankyou sandman...*downs drink* Oh, I've been waiting for that all day!

yeah now that's more like it! cheers! cheers

Wifey is heeeere!!!

*looks for husbandy* <== THAT just doesn't sound right........

Has the party started yet?

ah screw it, a drinks a drink.

no...that doesn't sound right....but i'm not complaining.

(hands the happy couple matching t-shirts that read: I got married at KMC and all I got was this t-shirt)

wtf?

it's a crappy $2 t-shirt...it's the thought that counts. Wedding gift type thing....yaknow..

oh cool. gifts kick ass...*hope i get a breadmaker*

Well , my gift...

For the ugly dude , a Rolex.

For the lady , a golden collar.

I wish I had the money for that in real life...heh

I pay with KMC coins

For Link...

And for Syren...I think this was soo pretty, I had to give it to ya...

In case you guys are wondering what they are, they're pendants, a dagger for Link, and a Dragonheart for Syren. Do ya like 'em? I didn't know what to get yaz, so I ended up panicking and getting you these. I wish you health and happiness!

*hugs Placebo*

*sniff* They're beautiful........

*puts on lame-ass t-shirt* I love this too Pel x

Oooooh, a golden collar? Niiiice.........

Have a happy life, hun...*hugs Syren back*

Where's Link this fine day?

He's 8 hrs behind, in the US, so it's like 5:30 in the morning there......

But he'll b here......

Do u wanna wrk for me babe?

wedding party!!!Wheres the vodkacake??

Vampiree ate it all.....

But we have Vodka Jelly......

Sure! I'll be back online at 6 every couple of days, is that okay?