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I just got back from the hospital because I put a huge gaping
hole in my head. It was 1/2 inch wide, 1 & 1/2 inch long and all the
way to my skull. I now have 4 staples in my head. My friend (Kris) and I were
joking around outside our friends' door and were playfully sneaking
around covert style. Kris pressed up against the wall and I went to do
a barrel roll passed the door way but hit my head really hard on the
corner of the cement door way. I actually started laughing because I
thought I just gave myself a goose-egg and clutched my head for about
20-30 seconds. I could feel a lump and I removed my hands so Kris could
feel the lump. Thats when blood started gushing out of my hair and my
hands were covered in it. At the hospital, everybody thought I was on
drugs for 3 reasons. (1) I didn't have a head-ache or any pain other
than the slightest stinging. (2) I still thought it was funny and Kris
and I were giggling and joking about it with them the whole time. And
the major reason (3) my blood pressure was 200/133. It even set off an
alarm when they took it. That became a bigger issue for a little bit.
Eventually it was 160 something over 111 when I left an hour later but
thats still not good. Kris and I explained that we were good little
DARE kids to them.

poor you.

did it hurt?, ok that wasn't nice sorry

Its fine. When I banged it, I grasped my head and just sayed "Mother Fuker that hurt!" Kris and I then started laughing histerically. But pretty much it was just like hitting your head on a corner or something and it mainly hurts your pride. I thought I was perfectly fine except had a lump on my head. Even when I saw the blood pour out of my hair, I still laughed about it. At the hospital I dramatically sayed, "Doc, will I ever be able to walk again?" They all thought I should have been knocked out or have a concussion with the damage done. Instead when they asked if it hurt I said "It stings a little." This hole incident has made me see things in a whole new light. When people say, "Its not funny when it happens to you..." they may be wrong because I thought it was funny. If it weren't for the nasty scar that is going to be exposed on a bald head when I'm older, I would do it again.

you're crazy man. But it does sound funny. Eventhough i shouldn't say that, cause it's mean.

i hit my shoulder on a corner once but no blood gushed out

my friend was dressed up in a cheerleading out fit and acting like a freak on the bleachers and he fell down and cut the back of his head open it was so funny

we were at a school basketball game

That's one head wound!

yes it is

That's one shoulder wound!

once I ran at full pelt into a door and the door handle went several inches into my flesh

pain

total>ouchies that hurt
MC mike>yes it is a really not so big shoulder wound!