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Welcome !

This is a place where you can chat, have fun, get babes, make parties and not be afraid that points will be taken, or be banned!
So Students, Grif,Slyth.Hepp. Rav. worry not: You are out of school now!

Welcome and never be the same !

Accion Fun !

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Remeber ... there are no rules here..... so after classes, or if you get bored from your common rooms, or if a prefect pisses you off.

Need a drink?
Need a place where to relax?

The password for this week is
"who is a wizard"

Say the password and you will immidiatelly be served !

Accio Fun!!!

who is a wizard!!! *butterbeer pops up* oh! efficient service!! lol hey uni wut house you in? lol i dont think tass is too happy with you lol. *plops down on a beanbag chair* anyone have anything they want to talk about?

umm... is this really necessary?? And does the HeadBoy know about this?
we already have so many threads for this thing... the common rooms, where everyone chats alot.... and the Sorting Hat thread which is supposed to be an Inter-House chat thread... i don't want to be cluttering this forum, and i think this is kinda unnecessary, really..

Well.... it think Tassie isn't too happy about this...

lol. well no one can take this thread out unless its a mod so we cant do anything can we?

YAH!

PARTY PEOPLE!

How about talking, well, about Dan and Emma? Their mystifying love story?

lol well im not trying to de-throne tass or anything i mean but unless she reports it with a legit excuse can they cancel it? idk...well *plops back down on beanbag chait* oy! anohter butterbeer!!! so whats new danis4ever?

The barman: WOW ppl... welcome .. anything to drink?
On today's menu we have:

snake blood / Slyt. adore it
Good pasta/ Griff, speciality
Lion brain/Hupp. extra
Eage nose/ Rav.

and .. forgs, snakes, cats... serve your self and tell us how you like it ....

Hm.... what was I saying???? :~

SNAKE BLOOD!!!! slytherin fav man!!! holler at that!!! haha ok the ghettoness stops here

"Who is the Wizard" Lion Brain! Thanks!

Nothing well... a lot of people reckons Daniel and Emma are an item.

Just because...
Do you have lovers?
Emma: I have fallen in love with a colleague...
Daniel: That's a private matter!

really? thats interesting...they doo flirt alot dont they....hmmm i wonder if i can order a firewhisky >: D lol ok nooo ill be good O: D but in HP1 the movie if you look at the extra features theyre flirting!! cute huh!?

I'm Griffyndor!
and u sweatheart???

i still don't really see the point of this thread..

this might get closed, and not on my word..

im a slytherin babe lol. uhoh and ur gryffindor...lol well i gues i can make an exception ^_~ lol. jk. wahts new guys!!

Nothing well... a lot of people reckons Daniel and Emma are an item.

Just because...
Do you have lovers?
Emma: I have fallen in love with a colleague...
Daniel: That's a private matter!

Although I'm griffyndor I like more the idea of Draco/Hermione !
Cause is like : Beauty and the Beast story, then its not so fun to scr... with your best frined, somehow u get a feeling of incest.

Free drink tonight for everyone !!!!

"NEWS"!
: As of tomorrow everyhouse can have a party !

hehe!

i am in hufflepuff...

you know what i pity rupert...

wow, i give up lol...

but only if ya give me mah first pint of butterbeer on the house!

Welcome Tassie !
I was just going to the Griff. common room to discuss with you !

BoY: Get the drink to the headmistress ! ... and its on the house (Only today)!

but this isn't official..... i still have to discuss with Rogue

oh come on tassie! yoou get a free drink anyways!!! ^_^

Common Tassie , why you want to fight a losing battle !? :/

and Orli sweetheart meet u tomorrow at the griffyndor's tower!
A date, what u say?

oh fine, but only a trial basis lol I'll tell you at the end of the week if this can continue... depends on how it goes...

One rule, Prefects, keep everything in order and under control...


Now, if i'm to let this thing continue, we;ll need more ppl and i'll need a date

One rule, Prefects, keep everything in order and under control...


Now, if i'm to let this thing continue, we;ll need more ppl and i'll need a date

Well that applies for the common rooms, sorting hat, interhouse chalenge but not every thread in the HP Forum.

If you are looking for a date for sure you will find here, ain't like that boy. Boy? He drunk all the beer!
Boy: A glass of snake blood for the headmistress, (damm it) on the house again!

10x babe!
So tomorrow , 19:00, griffyndor's tower, after transfiguration? What u say?

Find your self a babe?
Try my Griffyndor's chicks , u wont regret !

as tass said, we'll talk about this, but since I'm here .. . might as well have myself a snack. Pass the drinks!

BOY:
He is drinking again ! Get the headmaster a drink !
.. What ? Yes, is on the house , again !
I'm going to bankcropt soon !

ooo I likey this place!

The game was getting a little too hot lol, this brings back the relaxed and fun bit to it, plus we can talk to other Houses in here!

Now someone cute buy me a drink Lol!

Hey excusez moi! Lol you are not a pimp! and the ladies are not on offer!

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Finnaly someone from my own house likes this !!!!!
Boy! Boy!!!! Get your ass near RebPhoe! and stop drinking , you heard me !!!!

I think we will close soon ! Tomorrow is another day my fellow students. Another day, another suprise ... wait and see

Damm it ! I should have ask, that cute Slytherin babe to date me today !

Well.. yes , I was just trying to bring some attention on you ladies! Not that you need it, is a way off...

Damm it , I have to close he bar

LOL! Which cute Slytherin babe was that? and maybe you will get the opportunity tomorrow

and ah ok - you close the bar but remember like you said, us ladies don't need a representative to get attention for us

yep, I have a date tomorrow at 19:00 after the transfiguration classes with the cutes Slytherin babe; Orli.

Boy!!!!!!
Leave the keys ! We are not going to close. The headmaster and headmisstress are sleeping , so no one will know !

RebPhone you will not tell them, will you ?

my lips are sealed

u r angel !

tuttuttut..... look who just heard ..... i'll be keeping my eye out for you, Unicor..

ANNOUNCMENT:

"Hogwart Caffe is looking for 2 barmen and 3 barwomen" !

First and Second year are not allowed !

Apply, by showing ur interest in the sorting head !

The Boy: "Sorry, Unicor is not here at the moment, you can leave a message"!

Message..... you're close to being on my list... alone with Inwe Nolatari

hahaha i dont think ill be welcome. slytherin hun .

lol hey hey wats going on up in hurr?!

nm u?? btw love ur siggy ^_~ go slytherin!

w00t lol but im adding merry and pippin pics lol

arent you both in the same house?? And werent you both just having another casual conversation in your common room??

lol well thats a good thing nonetheless as long as you have your slytherin pride part of it thurrs no big . lol have you read uni's posts? lol. oh yea tonita...w00t

lol thats true tassie yes but i thought all kinds of talk are allowed in here??? fiiine : ( ok hey everyone!!!!! whats new?!?!? welcome to the hogwarts caffe ^_^

oy why is it spelled w/2 ff's??? lol unicor777 spelled it that way and now im stuck

yeah, he probably was drunk lol...

lol sry tassie yupp tonita lol its my spanish name in school lol and everyone at schools like To-ni-ta in like spanish accent lol and so im like hey its a cool name lol ill use it here lol unless ppl think Toni is better since its my real name lol

riiiiiiiiight

I got another warning to close the Hogwart caffe this time by my boy -prefect. so I said : NO!!! As long as my girl-prefect supports me nothing to worry about!

What about the forbidden forest ??? Same time .... don't keep me w8ing

S-T-O-P It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!

BOY!!!!!! Stop drinking!! and kick out the headmistress !!!
She is not welcome any more !!!!!

... and tonight Slytherin & Griffyndor party .... everyone is invinted ....

Special menu:

Coctails Evil: Snake blood, bat fingers and spiders !!!!

Students !
Take it easy with those orders I can not manage alone....

THE TOPIC 4 TONIGHT IS:

" TO WHICH HOUSE DOES UR BABE BELONG AND WHY"

Who is a Wizard ...double butter beer 4 me , BOY

At least some one must have an eye at some one ???

heyho... i am no mod..
but i tell you this is way too much like a RPG! it has to get to the unhosted...
i will ask ush

I don't understand a thing u r saying.?????);

BOY!!! Stop drinking and charge double the prefect!!!

Damm it! I will soon need elfes over here

What are you bickering about?

Cho has been chosen... i read it in an interview with Natasha of veritaserum.com...

No pic yet...

is it really kwan boa????

eezy, dont worry about it... Rogue and i've got it taken care of



Unicor, you're getting REALLY out of control now, just read back all your posts from last night...
5 points more from Gryffindor, and if it happens again, you'll be temporarily suspended.. Don't ever insult a prefect, especially since you are NOT a prefect yourself, and expecially do not insult the Heads

You're at the top of my expulsion list, be very careful. I will start suspending, and even banning.

This is your last warning.

Yep. Mugglenet reports that the casting for GoF has been finished for the main roles. They still don't know whether there will be a movie on the OoP.

BOY!!! "Bring some drinks , I just got an owl from mugglenet.com"

Where was I...

Boy: Please Perform the Ignorius Charm on the headmistress

Head: Please escort Unicor out

" Ignorio !!!"

$myvar = " New at the Hogwarts caffe: "Wanna listen ur favourite music song? "

Just perform the music charm, like " Musicio coming back home" !

It realy works, try it ur self !!";
for ($i=0; $i<10; $i++) {
echo $myvar."\n";
}

see

students.. we have to close
You -know-them will get angry at us and I might lose my permission .

Come back tomorrow and listen to ur music. OFF you go now!

Last word

You-Know-She

is furiouse on us!

Carefulness should be exercised by everyone!

No... it is not Kwon... at least i don't think so... there are twlve wannabees to choose from.....

I really forgot the website..

Mugglenet.com has links with other websites , you can always check the warnes bross site. All you have to do is perform the internet charm

" Intero NET"

I just posted my warning in the sorting hat, but I will continue it here:


"My name is the sorting hat
and this who I met
I met a witch on unicorn
and all of you get warn
If there is no winer soon
This place will go bum!!!!
Hogwarts is not a boring school
and I'm not a fool

Heads, Prefects, students, elves
and everybody else
if you don't want this place burned
then if realy your turn

@Griffyndor, Slytherin,Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw
is made to be fun
if there is no fun , no arts
then this is not Hogwarts

"Griffyndor, Slytherin,Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw
is made to be fun
if there is no fun , no arts
then this is not Hogwarts "

The sorting hat will perform more often, as of now exclusively here in the Hogwarts Caffe, once in a while she will viist the other threads when things will be not ok , as it is now.

You wanna ask the sorting hat anythink????
Just say the password:
"Passwordo"
and ask the question

My name is the sorting hat
and this who I met
I met a witch on unicorn
and all of you get warn
If there is no winer soon
This place will go bum!!!!
Hogwarts is not a boring school
and I'm not a fool

"Heads, Prefects, students, elves
and everybody else
if you don't want this place burned
then is realy your turn "
@Griffyndor, Slytherin,Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw
is made to be fun
if there is no fun , no arts
then this is not Hogwarts

If you continue so
the headmaster is gonna blow
This school is not yours and not my
no fun and Hogwarts is gonna die

So students, prefects, elves and heads
come in to this thread
here you can run and sweem
LET the FEAST BEGIN!

"Hogwarts is a funny place
look in to my face
if you freak or yell at all
you will roll and roll

"Come and drink if you are a star
Hogwarts has a bar
You can do spells and arts
here the magic starts

have a drink, a frog a tea
but beware of You-Know-She
Points off, on or in
LET the FEAST BEGIN!"

Bloody hell, the results are in and yet things are no clearer then they were before - I need a drink.

Unicor!!!! BOY! Bartender/ess! Somebody! *rings the bell on the counter for service*

BOY!!!!! Serve the lady immidiatelly!!!1 Stop drinking Boy is on the house!!!!

Reblphoe, excuse us for the efficiency, I will replace this boy with an elve. But next time just say the password and u will get served immidiatelly !
And by the way how u like the songs of the sorting hat !

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Miledi... Next time just say the password for this week " Who is a wizard"

and............ MERLYN!!! I saw the results , they stink... Tassie took 10 points from Griffyndor those were not calculated in the final score!

Rebphoe, please see my comments in our common room, we should really do something!

BOY!!!! I'm off now, treat the guests well or I will get 3 elves and u will be jobless!!!!

What's the problem with the scores??

None, anymore - I see everything has been taken care of ^

and Unicor - yes, I certainly saw what you eh I mean the sorting hat was trying to say ealier when I read the song but I don't think that'll be a problem anymore - I think we're over the first hurdles and the race shall hopefully be smooth from now on.

I saw you took care of IT. And I must (admit) say that I'm very proud of you. Congrat!!!!!

umm.... i did?

ok, then

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Tossie . (sorry) Tassie.. What I meant was that I'm glad that you deducted the points from Griffyndor, what was the right thing to do!

grrr... it's my house... did i want to deduct the points from mah own house?? nooo

all you gryffindors, keep yourselves in line! we have the least points so far!!!!

No worries lovely lady... they can't keep us down for long

We'll always come up when they least expect it *insert evil laugh here*

Ahem








But yeah, if you ever do that again Unicor, we'll have to beat you

Well let them lead at the begining, remeber: WE win in the end (of the month)!

Well we are. But, you first of all are the Head Girl! and I'm glad u behaved liked that!

Boy!!! Bring me some drinks !!! I'm disapointed , they will ruin it !
and BOY!!! 4 now the head boy is not welcome (Temporarily) and more!
Send me an owl how he behaves !!!!

They could't just let slytherin run the show for a while. We will win in the ent !

hiiiiii lol

Welcome TOnita!
Say the password ("who is a wizard)and get served
If you have any music wish just say the music spell: Mussicio!
Ask the sorting hat anything u like

Boy!!! Serve the lady!

ahh wow *wobbles in with dark circles under eyes*....dbqs and w/h report not fun<: (. i think im gonna need a maltwhiskey to get me back on this one : (. sorry i havent been on in a while guys. my history teacher ended up being an umbridge...*drink pops up...downs it*...that helped ^_^. if you want to reach me guys just pm me im going for some much needed sleep

" Who is a wizard"....... <pause> who is a wizard <pause>
"WHO IS A WIZARD"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You lazy boy!!! Bring me something strong ! wow thanks boy!!! I will go now to see what the slytherin's are plotting. Send me an owl if you hear anything from my common room ! and give me the invisibility cloak, you don't want them to see me, do YOU???

Accion Slytherin common room !

this thread is sooo...

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BOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serve the prefect immidiately! He is welcome again! We should apologize for our behaviour in the past !

Anything 2 drink eaesy????

Hmm... Do you have vodka?

*pub hour *

...with lemon prehaps?

nice idea. ill try it.

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As 4 ur history teacher, nothing to worry, the advise from the sorting hat is:

" Perform the Minerva Spell" !!!!

Boy!!! Vodka with lemon 4 the prefect!

its on the HOUSE

wow thanks! *slurps*
umm... thanks again.
i gotta go for today... be back soon...

Why hasnt this been closed yet.......?

Here it starts A-G-A-I-N!!!
are you serious????

Cause if you are seriouse, then :
BOY!!! Charge the lady for the drink and ...Show the headmistress the way OUT !

BOY!!!! Get ready, we have a competition to attend!!!!
LEts teach those slytherins a leson !!!!!!!!!!!!

Heya visitors... Hi man

BOY!!!! Serve the prefect at once!!!
Hi eeazy! anythink to drink???
Btw I really like the song contest!!!

yeh... will see whats gonna come out
well i need a coffee now...
maybe latte?

.... and if we WIN there will be the greatest party that Hogwart ever HAD!!!

yeah! do you have latte? with a dose of rum..

Accion Latte Rum!

Welcome back Eeazy!

And boy
I just made a song
bring me some drinks
before i post it
in my common room

and Boy
free drinks
for everyone
on the house
Damm it

great song! *slurps latte*
well another one please

boy!!!! Serve the prefect at once !!
Welcome Eeazy!!!!

i'just got an idea for another one, I will practise here once that i complete it. it will be posted in the common room

and here's me, half-hoping this thread would die

what i am having fun here tassie
take it as it is. its just fun!

thanks...

eezy, i don't wanna get into any trouble... can we pleeease take this to the sorting thread??
you realise the no of ppl who come into this thread is VERY limited

yeah
well anyway.. it is not really belonging to yar thing so why worry?

you would never givit up! would you ?
I just awarded you with annual free drink card! Well as you wish !!!

BOY!!!! Help the headmistress to find the way out!

oh shut up, Unicor... you need to welcome moi, not chase me

*taps foot*

*Waits on Unicor*

ticktick

I did!!!
The best way i know ! and how did you behave , chasing my customers !

lol

What customers??


oh fine, since i;m in dreadful need of a laugh, then Come on Everyone!!! Come over to the Hogwarts Cafe ((not Caffe, cuz then i don't know where the hell you're going)) COME ON EVERYONE!!!!

And yes, including you, who;s reading my post right now, but won;t say anything!

i've read it

awww c'mon Unicor!! you're supposed to get ppl to come here!! What kind of host are you??

As you wish !!!
my god,what sense of humor you GOT ! YOu are geniouse !!!!

Well.. I'm surre you will not be please with my answer. so i will not say!
anyway (i can not keep quite and always say things that I mean).. so everyone is welcome here, except ppl who have problems with....

And why would I cry 4 everyone to come here...I'm happy the way things are, i consider this place 4 m frinds !

*Confused*

maybe i drank too much on the potc forum


But don;t leave, Unicor! Nooo...... we need ppl!!

and i have no idea why i;m saying this^^ i must really not be well

But still.... ppl.. come on.... you stupid, foolish idiots who dont know how to let lose for one night and have fun....!!

lol, Unicor but you really should post the song thing in our common room


PEOPLE COME ON!!!! Am i to believe i;m gonna date myself this Friday night?? Come on, man

I don't know what to say! ok... Welcome Headmistress !
Boy Serve the lady, and get your ass close to her !

About the song : Its not finished yet, needs some corections, once i'm done it will be posted there (i don't wanna post a similar song 4 times)... and Slytherins come often in our common room , somehow i don't like the idea they knowing our songs in advance. Well, as you say the no.ofppl coming hereis limited, so if i practise here a limited no. of students will know the song

lol, everyone knows what's going on in the other common rooms, they just know they're not supposed to post there

Rogue, c'mon, man..... we know ur here, and we're bored and needing ppl... so just give in to the "Cafe thing" for one night

Well I think we have something 4 you. Something that would work?
..... FREAK Drink!!!!

*sleepily* Pour me a pint of Butterbeer, there...

I want chicken...

*Kicks back and waits till my guests arrive*

* Takes off the invisibility cloak*

As u say madame

you mean you've put on your invisibilty cloak.... grrr.. i thought you'd left lol