I'm Getting Married............
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silver_tears
And the lucky person is........................
The yellow m&m
Isn't he so sexylicious!!!
http://www.pirylis.com/images/mmmars/yellow1.jpg
Clovie
yeah....
and i'm looking for atteention?
dragonpisces272
congrats...but what about red m&m? and why am i still here
silver_tears
the red one is my secret lover
Dvae
*doesnt make a joke about his nuts*
Dvae
thats exactly why i didnt say anything, too cheap for me
silver_tears
okay I was kidding
it's not the yellow M&M, he didn't want me cry
but the blue one came to my rescue
http://www.sharrysplace.com/Tubes/MM/blue.gif
he's so sexy with his ittle bitty sax *drools*
dragonpisces272
how mutch of them are there?
silver_tears
5 I think
Vampiree
i want one too!!!
silver_tears
you can take the orange
http://www.wapers.com/misc/m&m/m&m4.jpg
total metalhead
your getting married to a small chocolate pellet?
dragonpisces272
they dont melt do they lol
MC Mike
Please don't tell me you are planning on having kids...
silver_tears
better than a duck http://www.jillsjokeline.com/hand.jpg *snap snap*
silver_tears
are you a peanutist
MC Mike
Yes! Stupid peanuts!
Vampiree
yoooooooooo!!!! i have the orange one!!! he's so cute!!
http://www.wapers.com/misc/m&m/m&m4.jpg
silver_tears
bastard *hires hitman for mike* death
silver_tears
aint he a babe
dragonpisces272
*snap snap* thats the shizz lol
total metalhead
ok firstly its duckFACE, not 'a duck', and secondly, we haven't even discussed marriage yet
silver_tears
after all those sexual favours you perform for him, I'm surprised he hasn't promised you marriage yet
total metalhead
a few more beak massages and I'm sure he'll propose
silver_tears
oh god lets hope so, cuz soon you may not have those good looks even going for you
total metalhead
but he says he likes my personality too
MC Mike
*Is afraid*
silver_tears
thats what they all say to get into your pants sweetie
silver_tears
so you should be *calls B to stalk Mike*
total metalhead
I feel so used
Why does everyone want to get into my pants all the time cry
silver_tears
cuz they are so stylish drool
Tari_Ringeril
If you want to know I am getting Married August 23, 2007
total metalhead
I guess they are pretty darn cool
...but that doesnt make it right
silver_tears
*tries to get into Sam's pants*
and congrats Tari
total metalhead
im not wearing pants right now
and on the topic of marriages im supposed to get married 7 months
when I was in kindergarten this girl i liked told me that when we were 18 we'd run away to Hawaii and get married
silver_tears
what are you wearing
and lucky her
however hawaii sounds sexxy
total metalhead
I just had a shower and I couldn't be bothered to get changed so I'm just wearing boxer shorts sleeping
oh yeah and a cap for some reason
It's not gonna happen though. I haven't seen her since we were 5 years old no2
silver_tears
and a cap, you sir are a man of style
are they sponge bob boxers
those turn me on
Tari_Ringeril
thankies! *huggles lance*
total metalhead
spank you.
nope they're just plain old Calvin Kleins
I could draw some little spongebobs on them if you'd like
silver_tears
nope calvin kleins are more than enough
yerssot
luckily you don't know dutch
total metalhead
I know a little dutch
silver_tears
but sponge bob is sexier
total metalhead
he is huh...are you sure its not just a weird fetish you have?
yerssot
I'm sorry to hear that TM
silver_tears
not weirder than the df one you have
total metalhead
thats not a fetish, its an animal urge
silver_tears
well I just wanna maul SB
total metalhead
then remind me not to wear my spongebob boxers around you, cos i keep precious things under them which really dont want a mauling
silver_tears
oh the boxers dont do the same thing
they just turn me on
the actual SB makes me wanna maul http://www.artinsights.com/graphics/bob.gif
yea babay
total metalhead
ok...
you do know SB doesn't have any sex organs right?
Lord Soth
Congratulation, Sil!!!!! I hope you are very happy!
silver_tears
who told you that
silver_tears
you are invited of course
Dvae
i think the real question is..... how did he find out?
MC Mike
I would suggest looking at his sig before you do that.
silver_tears
I saw, he'll do it just for me
silver_tears
that one too
total metalhead
I have busy hands
silver_tears
did you have something to do when SB ran by my window last night without his squarepants
total metalhead
if you'd stayed by your window for a couple of seconds longer you would have seen me charging after him waving a bull whip and a pair of handcuffs
yerssot
beter go down the list of who isn't
silver_tears
I think then I would be scarred for life
total metalhead
Thats hurtful
Its not like I was foaming at the mouth or gibbering wildly
that came later, after I caught the little yellow bastard naughty
Rogue Jedi
marriage to candy. i believe that is outlawed in texas.
silver_tears
you violated my love slave
silver_tears
and I don't live in Texas
BackFire
I'll assume sex with that thing is impossible, I don't believe he has a penis, and I believe some may consider it bestiality.....
total metalhead
several times
MC Mike
Nothing's outlawed here in Texas! cowboy
silver_tears
I'll have to boil him in hot water
silver_tears
won't know till you try
total metalhead
do what you will, nothing will erase his memories
yerssot
what's keeping you?
silver_tears
and take out a part of his brain
total metalhead
no2 I tattoed my name onto his back, so he'll still never forget me
silver_tears
did you use a permanent marker
total metalhead
nope, a branding iron
silver_tears
That's alright luv, I prefer Daffy Duck to SB
He's dephpicable
total metalhead
oh lordy that lisp just drives me craaaaazy drool
plus he has the obvious advantage of being a duck drool drool drool
silver_tears
keep your hands off DD
you can keep SB as your slave!
total metalhead
ok ok
anyway there can only ever be one cartoon character for me. Sideshow Bob
silver_tears
http://www.darkduckie.gq.nu/images/daffy.jpg
the foul mouth is such a turn on
yerssot
wait till you get to his arse
total metalhead
it be more like 'And you sssshir can jusssht **** off'
silver_tears
http://www.synergizedsolutions.com/simpsons/pictures/others/sideshowbobwhistle.gif
oh god yea baby
yerssot
brings a new meaning to pipe
total metalhead
look at those giant feet...imagine how big his shoes are drool
silver_tears
he's a man who isn't afraid of nudity, just look at the skimpy outfit naughty
yerssot
will somebody PLEASE think of the children!
silver_tears
thats kinda the point of his big feet
total metalhead
goodness gracious me yes jawdrop
i must have him
silver_tears
I want this one
http://brightheart.tuxedomask.com/Natasha/Darien.jpg
§pearhead
And I thought that I had a lot of time on my hands
silver_tears
I dont have enough time
§pearhead
I've got plenty now
vacation rocks
yerssot
I have every monday off
silver_tears
bastard
Rogue Jedi
i have monday and tuesday off.
yerssot
for me it's monday and two afternoons off, technically
you were saying, silver?
silver_tears
im engaged to be engaged
silver_tears
nope
silver_tears
no one you know
yerssot
I can send out my spies
silver_tears
and what good are they
yerssot
to ...spie?
silver_tears
bah I'll hide bag
yerssot
you can run, but you will just get tired
silver_tears
who said anything about running
yerssot
lazy bum
silver_tears
i'm tired
silver_tears
didnt get much sleep
Rogue Jedi
sleep....mmm...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
yerssot
who held you up this time
silver_tears
I had a sleepover
yerssot
lets drink to that
§pearhead
More like a "stay-up over"
silver_tears
awwwwww is someone a bittle grumpy *pinches your cheeks*
yerssot
you activate the bomb now
§pearhead
Grumpy? Me?
hardly...i'm ecstatic.
No schoooooooool!
silver_tears
then what's with the sarcasm
*smack*
yerssot
the no school is sarcasm?
silver_tears
no, other posts
yerssot
oh... thought you would get for mentioning some don't have to go to work tomorrow
§pearhead
how is a "stay-up over" sarcastic? Honestly...does anyone actually sleep during a sleep over?
silver_tears
it's the eye rolling
stop before I have to kill you with a spork and hide you in my closet with all my shoes
§pearhead
that's my calling-card here...accompany everything with an eyeroll
you can't just turn off instinct
silver_tears
spork spear spork
watch your back hun......
§pearhead
but...but...*stammers something* uh, ok
silver_tears
smart move diva
§pearhead
I'm a smart person
yerssot
despite you being in the OTF
silver_tears
*ahem*
§pearhead
I hang around in the OTF to boost my self esteem
yerssot
really? I just boost my post count
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