I'm Getting Married............

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silver_tears
And the lucky person is........................
























The yellow m&m love
Isn't he so sexylicious!!!

http://www.pirylis.com/images/mmmars/yellow1.jpg

Clovie
yeah....

and i'm looking for atteention?

dragonpisces272
congrats...but what about red m&m? and why am i still here blink

silver_tears
the red one is my secret lover yes

Dvae
*doesnt make a joke about his nuts* roll eyes (sarcastic)

silver_tears
no expression

Dvae
thats exactly why i didnt say anything, too cheap for me stick out tongue

dragonpisces272
big grin

silver_tears
okay I was kidding embarrasment it's not the yellow M&M, he didn't want me cry



























but the blue one came to my rescue love
http://www.sharrysplace.com/Tubes/MM/blue.gif

he's so sexy with his ittle bitty sax *drools*

dragonpisces272
how mutch of them are there?

silver_tears
5 I think big grin

Vampiree
i want one too!!! eek!

silver_tears
you can take the orange eek!
http://www.wapers.com/misc/m&m/m&m4.jpg

total metalhead
huh your getting married to a small chocolate pellet?

dragonpisces272
they dont melt do they lol

MC Mike
Please don't tell me you are planning on having kids... stick out tongue

silver_tears
better than a duck http://www.jillsjokeline.com/hand.jpg *snap snap* raver

silver_tears
are you a peanutist mad

MC Mike
Yes! Stupid peanuts! confused

Vampiree
yoooooooooo!!!! i have the orange one!!! he's so cute!!

http://www.wapers.com/misc/m&m/m&m4.jpg

silver_tears
bastard *hires hitman for mike* death

silver_tears
aint he a babe smokin'

dragonpisces272
*snap snap* thats the shizz lol

total metalhead
ok firstly its duckFACE, not 'a duck', and secondly, we haven't even discussed marriage yet no

silver_tears
after all those sexual favours you perform for him, I'm surprised he hasn't promised you marriage yet sad

total metalhead
a few more beak massages and I'm sure he'll propose yes

silver_tears
oh god lets hope so, cuz soon you may not have those good looks even going for you sad

total metalhead
but he says he likes my personality too sad

MC Mike
*Is afraid* confused

silver_tears
thats what they all say to get into your pants sweetie sad

silver_tears
so you should be *calls B to stalk Mike* mad

total metalhead
I feel so used sad

Why does everyone want to get into my pants all the time cry

silver_tears
cuz they are so stylish drool

Tari_Ringeril
If you want to know I am getting Married August 23, 2007 smile

total metalhead
I guess they are pretty darn cool cool

...but that doesnt make it right no

silver_tears
*tries to get into Sam's pants* love

and congrats Tari thumb up

total metalhead
im not wearing pants right now no

and on the topic of marriages im supposed to get married 7 months yes when I was in kindergarten this girl i liked told me that when we were 18 we'd run away to Hawaii and get married thumb down

silver_tears
what are you wearing eek!
and lucky her no expression


however hawaii sounds sexxy smokin'

total metalhead
I just had a shower and I couldn't be bothered to get changed so I'm just wearing boxer shorts sleeping
oh yeah and a cap for some reason

It's not gonna happen though. I haven't seen her since we were 5 years old no2

silver_tears
laughing out loud and a cap, you sir are a man of stylesmokin'
are they sponge bob boxers no expression those turn me on

Tari_Ringeril
thankies! *huggles lance*

yerssot
what doesn't

total metalhead
cool spank you.

nope they're just plain old Calvin Kleins sad
I could draw some little spongebobs on them if you'd like yes

silver_tears
nope calvin kleins are more than enough cool

yerssot
laughing out loud
luckily you don't know dutch

total metalhead
What the f**k? I know a little dutch

silver_tears
but sponge bob is sexier yes

total metalhead
he is huh...are you sure its not just a weird fetish you have?

yerssot
I'm sorry to hear that TM

silver_tears
not weirder than the df one you have cool

total metalhead
thats not a fetish, its an animal urge cool

silver_tears
well I just wanna maul SB whistle

total metalhead
then remind me not to wear my spongebob boxers around you, cos i keep precious things under them which really dont want a mauling no

silver_tears
oh the boxers dont do the same thing no they just turn me on yes
the actual SB makes me wanna maul http://www.artinsights.com/graphics/bob.gif

yea babay rock

total metalhead
yes ok...

you do know SB doesn't have any sex organs right?

yerssot
they do now

Lord Soth
Congratulation, Sil!!!!! I hope you are very happy!

silver_tears
who told you that mad

silver_tears
you are invited of course yes

Dvae
i think the real question is..... how did he find out?

MC Mike
I would suggest looking at his sig before you do that. yes

silver_tears
I saw, he'll do it just for me smokin'

silver_tears
that one too mad

total metalhead
I have busy hands smile

silver_tears
did you have something to do when SB ran by my window last night without his squarepants eek!

total metalhead
yes if you'd stayed by your window for a couple of seconds longer you would have seen me charging after him waving a bull whip and a pair of handcuffs

yerssot
beter go down the list of who isn't

silver_tears
I think then I would be scarred for life yes

total metalhead
Thats hurtful sad

Its not like I was foaming at the mouth or gibbering wildly no

that came later, after I caught the little yellow bastard naughty

Rogue Jedi
marriage to candy. i believe that is outlawed in texas.

silver_tears
you violated my love slave sad

silver_tears
and I don't live in Texas shifty

BackFire
I'll assume sex with that thing is impossible, I don't believe he has a penis, and I believe some may consider it bestiality.....

total metalhead
several times cool

MC Mike
Nothing's outlawed here in Texas! cowboy

silver_tears
I'll have to boil him in hot water messed

silver_tears
won't know till you try no

total metalhead
do what you will, nothing will erase his memories smokin'

yerssot
what's keeping you?

silver_tears
and take out a part of his brain messed

total metalhead
no2 I tattoed my name onto his back, so he'll still never forget me cool

silver_tears
did you use a permanent marker eek!

total metalhead
nope, a branding iron cool

silver_tears
That's alright luv, I prefer Daffy Duck to SB yes
He's dephpicable smokin'

total metalhead
oh lordy that lisp just drives me craaaaazy drool

plus he has the obvious advantage of being a duck drool drool drool

silver_tears
keep your hands off DD mad
you can keep SB as your slave! mad

total metalhead
ok ok yes
anyway there can only ever be one cartoon character for me. Sideshow Bob love

silver_tears
http://www.darkduckie.gq.nu/images/daffy.jpg

the foul mouth is such a turn on love

yerssot
wait till you get to his arse

total metalhead
it be more like 'And you sssshir can jusssht **** off' yes

silver_tears
http://www.synergizedsolutions.com/simpsons/pictures/others/sideshowbobwhistle.gif

oh god yea baby smokin'

yerssot
brings a new meaning to pipe

total metalhead
love look at those giant feet...imagine how big his shoes are drool

silver_tears
he's a man who isn't afraid of nudity, just look at the skimpy outfit naughty

yerssot
will somebody PLEASE think of the children! eek!

silver_tears
thats kinda the point of his big feet shifty

total metalhead
goodness gracious me yes jawdrop

i must have him yes

yerssot
the shoes?

silver_tears
I want this one yes

http://brightheart.tuxedomask.com/Natasha/Darien.jpg

§pearhead
And I thought that I had a lot of time on my hands blink

Dregh
melikes brown m&m

yerssot
for their color?

silver_tears
I dont have enough time stick out tongue

§pearhead
I've got plenty now smokin' vacation rocks

yerssot
I have every monday off big grin

silver_tears
mad bastard

Rogue Jedi
i have monday and tuesday off.

yerssot
for me it's monday and two afternoons off, technically wink

you were saying, silver?

silver_tears
im engaged to be engaged cool

yerssot
to dvae

Rogue Jedi
huh?

silver_tears
nope happy

yerssot
who than?

silver_tears
no one you know stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
tell us

yerssot
I can send out my spies stick out tongue

silver_tears
and what good are they ninja

yerssot
to ...spie? confused

silver_tears
bah I'll hide bag

yerssot
you can run, but you will just get tired

silver_tears
who said anything about running sleep

yerssot
lazy bum stick out tongue

silver_tears
i'm tired stick out tongue

yerssot
worked hard?

silver_tears
didnt get much sleep no

Rogue Jedi
sleep....mmm...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Dregh
then go sleep...?

yerssot
who held you up this time wink

Rogue Jedi
zzzzzzzzzz

silver_tears
I had a sleepover cool

yerssot
lets drink to that

§pearhead
More like a "stay-up over" roll eyes (sarcastic)

silver_tears
awwwwww is someone a bittle grumpy *pinches your cheeks* happy

yerssot
you activate the bomb now

§pearhead
Grumpy? Me? laughing out loud hardly...i'm ecstatic.

No schoooooooool! big grin

silver_tears
then what's with the sarcasm mad *smack*

yerssot
the no school is sarcasm?

silver_tears
no, other posts smart

yerssot
oh... thought you would get for mentioning some don't have to go to work tomorrow big grin

§pearhead
how is a "stay-up over" sarcastic? Honestly...does anyone actually sleep during a sleep over? roll eyes (sarcastic)

silver_tears
it's the eye rolling no expression
stop before I have to kill you with a spork and hide you in my closet with all my shoes no expression

§pearhead
blink that's my calling-card here...accompany everything with an eyeroll sad you can't just turn off instinct

silver_tears
mad spork spear spork no expression watch your back hun......

§pearhead
but...but...*stammers something* uh, ok sad

silver_tears
smart move diva

§pearhead
I'm a smart person smart

yerssot
despite you being in the OTF

silver_tears
*ahem* mad

§pearhead
laughing out loud I hang around in the OTF to boost my self esteem yes

yerssot
really? I just boost my post count laughing out loud

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