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This is just a a joke post. But what would Superman do, if Lois Lane was dealing crack and she got snagged by the Government and the Bush gave her the chair and fried her lifeless. Post anything I'am just wondering what other people think about something nuts like this.

Would Superman go after The Government if Lois Lane was fried? Go right at Bush and fry him with his laser eyes? Or demolish the white house? OR go after all the drug lords in Columbia? What would he do?

Or what if superman had originally landed in Iraq, instead of america??

If Superman would have landed in Iraq he would be in a world of trouble!

LOlOLOlOlOlOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree with Darryl, he would be in a world of trouble, rofl

What u think everyone in Iraq is a scum bag terrorist?
It may not have changed anything except he may be a lttle tanned.

Actually, if he landed in Iraq, he would be an Iraqui, and would fight for them

Yeah he would be on the terroist side. Their would be an evil Superman if he landed in Iraq!

If Superman was evil it would be screwed up, a bunch of Superheros would be dead. Batman would have been murdered in cold blood. Wonderwoman would have been raped and beaten badly. Robin would have been molested, and the Justic league would have been exterminated. Chaos would run threw Earth! Superman would be the ruler of planet Earth!

There's actually a graphic novel called 'Red son' where Kal-el lands in mother Russia and fights for them.His costume is the same except his shield has the sickle from the Russian flag on it.

If he landed in Iraq, he could land in the field of someone anti-Hussein(which most are and therefore not terrorists) and could have been brought up to be a decent guy all the same. There are people who believe in truth and Justice everywhere else too you know

Yeah, the Red Son story was pretty cool. The end was a great little twist, Supes being Luthor's great grandson to the 50th power.

what if superman landed in congo, and had apes raise him. then he would be called "Super tarzan!!!" Supertarzan, with a big S imprinted on his groincloth.

LOL

Thats scary, Superman raised in the wilderness. He would have primate intelligence, kind of like mindless Hulk, but with the potential to become civilized.

imagine if he landed in suicide slum and was taken in by the Luthors!

Originally posted by SuperDarryl
Yeah he would be on the terroist side. Their would be an evil Superman if he landed in Iraq!

you really think all Iraqis are evil? or are you just pretending to be prejudiced/racist?

Look, if he landed in Hussein's Iraq, they would take him in, and brainwash him.

If Lois was going to get the chair, he's talk them into some kind of plea bargain or something. If Lois dies, Superman will be unhappy and Superman is always happily ever after.

i think he'd go apeshit if his bird got fried...... he'd smack the hell out of whoever threw the switch, the president and anyone who got in his way.... then he'd become all dark and kill his enemies rather than imprisoning them.....

superman would lose the rag... remember what he did in kingdom come? imagine that times 50...

lois is the single most important things in his life...

I don't think he'd snap. Manchester Black "killed" Lois for Christ's sake and he still didn't lay a hand on him. It was just a telepathic illusion though, but he still remained all goody two shoes.

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
If Lois was going to get the chair, he's talk them into some kind of plea bargain or something. If Lois dies, Superman will be unhappy and Superman is always happily ever after.

Right

This is a sad little thread