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okay people, this is my not-so-new idea, but its pretty fun...i think you basically make a family with the members of KMC. I told raz about this a while ago and i havent started the thread yet . Its just like having a family tree. And raz has agreed to become the grand fatherer of them all...so raz is the starting off daddy . but raz needs a wife and people can interact more and you've seen some people calling KMC members brothers or sisters already, so thats a good start ...and no getting married to famous people! only KMC members ...enjoy

I don't get it

*gets married to orlando bloom*

spear>yeah its hard to get at first but you suppose to get married with one of the kmc members. then you decide your kids (and you adopt them). then your kids get married to other people and the cycle starts again

oh...oh. OH.

what if your kids dont wanna be your kids WHAT THEN?!?!?! fear

Then...too bad!

do you know what a family tree looks like?

smoke


nice idea.

but it won't work

Only too much so. My parents are dog breeders, and they have the pedigrees EVERYwhere, so I can't help but see them.

well yea

http://www.contextfreeproduction.com/images/tree_04.jpg

we aint stoopid you knowe george

then put them for adoption...but thats just mean

thats almost funny









































but not quite

lets hope you dont mean my brilliant joke

LOL

This is weird, but I think I like it

no not at all no2

I meant your crappy joke about the tree

sorry.

I bet you didn't even get it sammy george

hmm.....

i have to think aobut this more....

children???? i don't want to have any childer.. al least not yet...

I dont have to get it to know its crappy no2




george

please leave george alone
go harass

then dont get children

how bout no sniper

i'll stick with sailor

captain aie aie captain


*dreams about sponge bob*

im the cookie queen

okay heres an example:

john-------martha ~john and martha get married and they had a child
|___________| named joe! or do you people still dont get it
|
joe

oh lordy your not still hung up on him are you???

for the last time, he's just a piece of aquatic vegetation with a sickeningly annoying laugh

and a nice ass

lol spongebob is cool

he has no ass!

neither does he have a penis or any discernible chest muscles

thats what makes him so cool

then why does he wear square pants huh

thats what makes him so celibate

because no matter how lacking you are in the whole...actually having sex organs department, its impossible not to look cute in squarepants

lol i thought this thread had a future

I suggest you buy a few pairs




plus it's not sex I want from him
it's love inlove

who wants to sing the campfire song

me me me me

lets all gather round the campfiree.... and sing the campfire song...the c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song

wow you have a smartass comeback for everything. Keep it up




Thats what they all say. Deep down inside evey girl, all they really want is sex

it'll help if...you just sing alonnngg....

and shoes





but SB is special he truly loves me
or at least thats what he told me last night

No sil, he told gary the snail that just because you hear it doesn't mean its for you

KMC family. Who wants to adopt me?

lol im friends with gary

that's wrong...

they want "good" sex...

you're just jealous that I found true love

cry shut up

who the fluck is Gary the snail?

spongebob loves you silver?

you can be patrick's sex slave

and yes he does love me

gary is SB's pet snail like duh sam

it's not love though...i need to go re-examine my life now

http://www.sauna.org/eggnog/images/sbsp-gary.jpg

the greatness that is GARY

I'm sure Patrick loves you

or parts of you anyways naughty

yeah gary rocks my friends

ok, i'm done re-examining life

that was quick

what were your findings?

so what are the results spear?

That life's a b*tch, and then I die.
So **** it all and lets get high.

I've heard that somewhere

lol nice words spear

we all have i'm simply reiterating it

I dont like this I dea, I dont wanna be anyoners kids, I'd raher be the resident bag of crap than someones kids.

I think I just broke my stereo

its ok this was just a idea i thought of like, 20 minutes ago

I suggest we all hide bag like so

bag lets all hide

I wasn't here to begin with

*chases spear with paper bag* bag

what are you hiding from and can I have some peanuts?

i already have a family

I will not sink to wearing a paper bag.

And I don't know, sam

no and no

korris here

ok then just gimme the peanuts

The flying pink elephant stole them

Korri sucks

thats what korri thinks

get them yourself lazy ass

she does

I can't. I'm about 8 miles from my kitchen where I keep my peanuts

i know the feeling

8 miles bad

gr8 fun

arnt we all happy today

no

i know

dont smile its rude

^^ thanks thats nice. realy nice

erhem...

say what?

im gunna confuse you again korri if i say something after that so what comment

i mean say what
nothin personal its that gangster talk

watch it

okay...i wont try to say anything wrong again

oh ok

i feel weird

its called living

well then living is really weird

so are some people but you get used to it

im glad im weird then

hmmm

hmmm = good?

hmm is a neutral word. infact it isnt really a word

really...hmmm

ok you have now over-enphisised the "word"

ok i wont say it again

That would be a wise decision

yes very wise

Im glad you feel the same

today i feel...unloved

and why would that be?

i dunno i just feel like it (not in kmc )

well if you do have a genuine problem you can always PM me.

ok that'll be just great

however i did say genuine

that was a sorry letter thing....it took me a while just to gather up those words

i havent had time to read it

okay then...

i will read it next time i am online. bye.

okay sure

hmm

i know what that "word" means now so i wont over-emphasize it

I think that the idea of KMC being more like a school was a better idea because it is kinda like a school

yeah i know...this thread is now junk

Im always right

reaaallly? lol you know i've never seen a person in school as bulky as you

does anyone else crave ice cream right now

nope

i aint got any though

i want coffee or ice cream...hiya raz jr. !

you want coffee or ice cream? the too are tres different

theres coffee ice cream

i'll invent some ice cream coffee then

okay with me

i'm not really, i wouldnt know where to begin

theres iced coffee too

tis not the same thing

what are mochacinnos and such

oh mochachinos and frapachinos? they are types of coffee ...well look at the time. 4:45 am i think i better go...

my waffle... you never went to the multiple star bucks ??

what normal person would go to bed that early

Theres one on every corner downtown
I love that place

raz jr.>i know its frekin early...and last time when you told me to stay, i went to bed and the sun was shining...it was the weirdest feeling

i TOLD you to stay?

and you listened?

yeah remember that 30 minutes thing...and i listened

do you not have school eek

ooooh yeah you didnt have to if you didnt want to