The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique
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Tired Hiker
What move in cinematic history, even in old Samuri flicks, can compare to the pinache and invigorating, Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique???
§pearhead
The time when the guys heart exploded

Tired Hiker
But that is part of the technique, so . . . .

. . . ?
M®$ L¿ÑK
I don't get it.
I never get anything TH says.
I would like to get it.
MC Mike
Kill Bill Volume 2.

lil Texiness
I feel like that too

silver_tears
cuz we're so alike sista


lil Texiness
Too right!
cool2cool2
Tex
Exploding heart eh?
I better merge this with the heart drama thread in the OTF!

silver_tears
you aren't funny Tex

lil Texiness
Sorry, thats one of the funniest things Tex said receantly!
Harsh, but hiliraous!!
Tired Hiker
This thread was good a while back, but now it's been ruined with lameness. If you have nothing nice to say about Kill Bill vol. 2 and the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique, please refrain from stating your opinion and bug off!!

Raz Jr

i'm watching KB2, and heard of said technique in the story
but have yet to see it in action or hearts exploding
more opinions as i get them

lil Texiness
Damn you funny boy, I have to wait till friday for Kill Bill vol.2

Raz Jr
you saw revos before me, so this is only fair
i would disk it for you milla, but you'll have seen it before it gets to you

lil Texiness

can you do it anyway

please cry
OMG im so excited now!!
Raz Jr
i'll send you 2 mins worth so you can see what the quals like first
if you want it, just ask
but give me about 30 mins to finish watching it

lil Texiness

OK!!! Sounds super fantastical!!
lil Texiness
This is technicly OTF rolleyes1
silver_tears
yea TH, who made you god *snap snap*

lil Texiness

yah! to tell people to bug off...
Tired Hiker
Yeah.

Raz Jr
wasnt that good
but of a let down, i'm afraid
possible spoilers above
Tired Hiker
Yep.

Raz Jr
SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe bill aint dead? she didnt check to make sure the technique worked, and didnt check his body had no pulse... maybe its just a trick?
lil Texiness
Dave!!
Snail Mail me the film, im so excited!!

silver_tears
I rock! Now to make this seem like a real one I will just press the letter o many times......here goes, stand by........ oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo
Tired Hiker
I love when Elle Driver gets her other eyeball stepped on!
silver_tears
Ja te volim


and also I think Volume 1 rocked, and milla you remind me of the bride, since you most likely would kick so much ass baby

Raz Jr

her real name is Beatrix! and yeah, she does kick ass! just like milla would! wooo! milla rules!
silver_tears
Dominatrix naughty w00t she sure does

Raz Jr

you know it silva
shame she gets owned at some points, but she makes it up for it with major ass-kickery!
lil Texiness
I remind you of The Bride?! Thats the best complimet i ever got!!
I looooooooooooooove you Silva and Rj.
Raz Jr
if you were a blond, i'd be like "woah! aint that the ass kicking chick from kill bill?"
silver_tears
plus she's major sexy, like thou

lil Texiness
Hair dye here i come!
Raz Jr
nah, all you'd need is a sword, and i'd be like "woah! that chick from kill bill looks even sexier with dark hair"
Tired Hiker
Kill Hikernaughty
lil Texiness
Not as sexy as yourself..no2
silver_tears
and how

Tired Hiker
The two of you together! Crazy levels of hotness
Raz Jr
the man's right

silver_tears

thank you babes
CaPtaInCLaUdiA
ew tired hiker!
he smells like body odor all the time!
Tired Hiker
So if it isn't Captain Claudia. I thought they got rid of you.
leatherface12
You are wasting 3 seconds of your life reading this
Quiet Hiker
ham and swiss is my favorite
Tired Hiker
Mine too.

CaPtaInCLaUdiA
well if it isnt tired hiker being a stinky wehch, how typical of him!
Tired Hiker
Captain Claudia, you scoundrel. What brings you to these parts?
Tired Hiker
Oh yeah, I forgot, who cares?

leatherface12
Yo TH dont mess with CC or else Ill have to box you and I will win. http://www.world-of-smilies.de/html/images/smilies/gewalt/173.gif Muhahaha
CaPtaInCLaUdiA
go screw yourself th, since no one else will do it with you ha!
Tired Hiker
Dude, the legacy of hatred between Captain Claudia and I stems way back to the time when she was known as BellaButterFly. But that was long ago. Anyway, it can't be touched. She is a bitter wanna-be hooker and has koodies galore.

William Blake
Hi i am new to this forum, are there any homosexual chats going on right now? I would love to make some new friends!
luv me tender
William Blake
Ps, it may say junior member but i assure you that i am not!
Tired Hiker
I drank too much beer. I can't make it to Muddy Waters.
Quiet Hiker
If there is no beer when i get home i'm gonna poop on you!
Tired Hiker
Dude, I only had three glasses.
Quiet Hiker
Yo Dude kak Tired Biker,
I think there needs to be a saftey meeting at muddy waters, can you host one of those for us in say 1 hour?
Tired Hiker
I don't think I should drive.
Darth Revan
That's the point no2
Quiet Hiker
That's yer problem, you think, stop thinkin', keep drinkin', start drivin', biotch
Quiet Hiker
Seems to me.......you're a slacker....sitting at home......drinking our beer.....humping my blow-up doll....you owe us.
-Z
Tired Hiker
The blow up doll ain't all that.

leatherface12
I was just kidding.

But I could really knock you out at boxing.

j/k

Darth Revan
It wasn't all that long ago when CC was BB, ya know

JKozzy
Dominatrix??

§pearhead
these tags sure are a waste of time

JediHDM
i was really waiting for a heart to explode outta a chest...but, in the case of this technique, QT has gotta go soft...why? i really wanted to see an explosion of blood.

oh well...guess i'll just stick with Matrix.

MC Mike
*does The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique on TH*

JediHDM
you can't kill TH...now i'm gonna have to kill you
*Whips out personal Honzo sword and slices Mikes head off*
*holds up mikes head* Anyone else?
Tired Hiker
Thanks, JediHDM.

I now owe you what my people call a 'life debt.' *follows JediHDM around until the opportunity to save his life occurs*
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