The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

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Tired Hiker
What move in cinematic history, even in old Samuri flicks, can compare to the pinache and invigorating, Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique???

§pearhead
The time when the guys heart exploded yes

Tired Hiker
But that is part of the technique, so . . . .smile. . . ?

M®$ L¿ÑK
I don't get it.

I never get anything TH says.

I would like to get it.

MC Mike
Kill Bill Volume 2. smile

silver_tears
yawn

lil Texiness
I feel like that too yes

silver_tears
cuz we're so alike sista raverraver

lil Texiness
Too right!

cool2cool2

Tex
Exploding heart eh?

I better merge this with the heart drama thread in the OTF! stick out tongue

silver_tears
you aren't funny Tex no expression

lil Texiness
Sorry, thats one of the funniest things Tex said receantly! laughing out loud


Harsh, but hiliraous!!

Tired Hiker
This thread was good a while back, but now it's been ruined with lameness. If you have nothing nice to say about Kill Bill vol. 2 and the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique, please refrain from stating your opinion and bug off!! big grin

Raz Jr
eek! i'm watching KB2, and heard of said technique in the story

but have yet to see it in action or hearts exploding sad

more opinions as i get them big grin

lil Texiness
Damn you funny boy, I have to wait till friday for Kill Bill vol.2 sad

Raz Jr
you saw revos before me, so this is only fair happy

i would disk it for you milla, but you'll have seen it before it gets to you sad

lil Texiness
eek! can you do it anyway eek!

love please cry


OMG im so excited now!!

Raz Jr
i'll send you 2 mins worth so you can see what the quals like first smile

if you want it, just ask

but give me about 30 mins to finish watching it big grin

lil Texiness
eek! OK!!! Sounds super fantastical!!

silver_tears
eek!

lil Texiness
This is technicly OTF rolleyes1

silver_tears
yea TH, who made you god *snap snap* raver

lil Texiness
raver yah! to tell people to bug off...

Tired Hiker
Yeah. cool

Raz Jr
wasnt that good sad

but of a let down, i'm afraid

possible spoilers above

Tired Hiker
Yep. smile

Raz Jr
SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe bill aint dead? she didnt check to make sure the technique worked, and didnt check his body had no pulse... maybe its just a trick?

lil Texiness
Dave!!

Snail Mail me the film, im so excited!! eek!

silver_tears
I rock! Now to make this seem like a real one I will just press the letter o many times......here goes, stand by........ oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Tired Hiker
I love when Elle Driver gets her other eyeball stepped on!

lil Texiness
I LOVE YOU

silver_tears
Ja te volim yeslove and also I think Volume 1 rocked, and milla you remind me of the bride, since you most likely would kick so much ass baby cool

Raz Jr
eek! her real name is Beatrix! and yeah, she does kick ass! just like milla would! wooo! milla rules!

silver_tears
Dominatrix naughty w00t she sure does rock

Raz Jr
eek! you know it silva

shame she gets owned at some points, but she makes it up for it with major ass-kickery!

lil Texiness
I remind you of The Bride?! Thats the best complimet i ever got!!

I looooooooooooooove you Silva and Rj.

Raz Jr
if you were a blond, i'd be like "woah! aint that the ass kicking chick from kill bill?"

silver_tears
plus she's major sexy, like thou yes

lil Texiness
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Hair dye here i come!

Raz Jr
nah, all you'd need is a sword, and i'd be like "woah! that chick from kill bill looks even sexier with dark hair"

Tired Hiker
Kill Hikernaughty

lil Texiness
Not as sexy as yourself..no2

silver_tears
and how cool

Tired Hiker
The two of you together! Crazy levels of hotness

Raz Jr
the man's right yes

silver_tears
smokin' thank you babes

CaPtaInCLaUdiA
ew tired hiker!

he smells like body odor all the time!

Tired Hiker
So if it isn't Captain Claudia. I thought they got rid of you.

leatherface12
You are wasting 3 seconds of your life reading this

Quiet Hiker
ham and swiss is my favorite

Tired Hiker
Mine too. laughing out loud

CaPtaInCLaUdiA
well if it isnt tired hiker being a stinky wehch, how typical of him!

Tired Hiker
Captain Claudia, you scoundrel. What brings you to these parts?

Tired Hiker
Oh yeah, I forgot, who cares? eek!

leatherface12
Yo TH dont mess with CC or else Ill have to box you and I will win. http://www.world-of-smilies.de/html/images/smilies/gewalt/173.gif Muhahaha

CaPtaInCLaUdiA
go screw yourself th, since no one else will do it with you ha!

Tired Hiker
Dude, the legacy of hatred between Captain Claudia and I stems way back to the time when she was known as BellaButterFly. But that was long ago. Anyway, it can't be touched. She is a bitter wanna-be hooker and has koodies galore. yes

William Blake
Hi i am new to this forum, are there any homosexual chats going on right now? I would love to make some new friends!
luv me tender

William Blake
Ps, it may say junior member but i assure you that i am not!

Tired Hiker
eek!

Tired Hiker
I drank too much beer. I can't make it to Muddy Waters.

Quiet Hiker
If there is no beer when i get home i'm gonna poop on you!

Tired Hiker
Dude, I only had three glasses.

Quiet Hiker
Yo Dude kak Tired Biker,
I think there needs to be a saftey meeting at muddy waters, can you host one of those for us in say 1 hour?

Tired Hiker
I don't think I should drive.

Darth Revan
That's the point no2

Quiet Hiker
That's yer problem, you think, stop thinkin', keep drinkin', start drivin', biotch

Quiet Hiker
Seems to me.......you're a slacker....sitting at home......drinking our beer.....humping my blow-up doll....you owe us.
-Z

Tired Hiker
The blow up doll ain't all that. erm

leatherface12
I was just kidding. stick out tongue But I could really knock you out at boxing. devil j/k stick out tongue

Darth Revan
It wasn't all that long ago when CC was BB, ya know roll eyes (sarcastic)

JKozzy
Dominatrix?? shifty wink

§pearhead
these tags sure are a waste of time wacko

JKozzy
oh well

silver_tears
shifty

JediHDM
i was really waiting for a heart to explode outta a chest...but, in the case of this technique, QT has gotta go soft...why? i really wanted to see an explosion of blood. embarrasment oh well...guess i'll just stick with Matrix. big grin

MC Mike
*does The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique on TH* evil face

JediHDM
you can't kill TH...now i'm gonna have to kill you
*Whips out personal Honzo sword and slices Mikes head off*

*holds up mikes head* Anyone else?

Tired Hiker
Thanks, JediHDM. big grin I now owe you what my people call a 'life debt.' *follows JediHDM around until the opportunity to save his life occurs*

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