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Adolph Hitler!

That's right, it's Adolph Hitler's birthday today, that sorry son of the *****!

He'd be 115, since he was born on April 20, 1889, but he shot himself in the head at 55 or 56, so he's a dumbass.

Another fun fact from the local crazy history nutter, ME!

And, apparently for those who smoke weed, it is 4-20, the day of the year where you smoke your lungs black!

Rex, I'm not sure making this thread was a good idea mate

His brain could still be alive.

I'll probably get shot, won't I? *nervous smile*

OTF

that's up for the commanding officer to deceide *points at tex*

I heard if you date him, he won't shoot you

Actually, Kal, it's quite on topic. It's about Hitler's birthday. Geez.

If it causes any trouble, yerss, I'll have someone delete it.

the thread, you or ... me?

You

The thread you silly waffle.

you you as in rex or you me as in me

you you as in me

Me

DOCTOR Silly Waffle, I didn't spend six years in silly waffle school to be called ...silly waffle, thank you very much

(adapted quote from Doctor Evil: Austin Powers)

OMG! He was really old!

OMG he was addicted to speed
And had Parkinson's disease

And Rex we are both history nuts

*shoots Rex*









































*with a water gun*

I'm obsessed with the history of illegal drugs... For some reason...

Anyways.. He gave almost everyone in his army rations of amphetemines

It's also important to understand that this kind of amphetemine is not the same as modern "speed", and that it was considered healthy at that time, as were many illegal drugs--Cocaine, ecstasy, most opiats... (maybe not then but at some point)

Of course, in fact he believed them to be vitamins
And believed that they improved over all performance of him and his army

Actually, he probably had a point there... Some historians believe that they made his troops work more efficiently and feel less pain from wounds.

And need less sleep, thus allowing them to cover more land
Some of his best decisions were made under it's influence

I know... Weird ain't it... I would be so much more productive in school if I used speed

I choose school to sleep, so I'm productive where it counts

i wanna die by getting shot when im about....50 maybe??

bad idea rex

You know, being shot means one of two things: People hate you, or you hate yourself.

or wrong place wrong time

oh, I will make sure it' the right place, right time .... we're talking about girls, right?

*celebrates the birthdate of one of the most horrific dictators ever spawned*

There, all done celebrating, now can I go back to thanking my stars that he's dead, and that I'm British?

why would anyone thank god for that

*lifts handbag*

Excuuuuuse me?

And honey, read the post again, I didn't thank God, I thanked my stars

My you look menacing with a handbag
either or doll