Songs about Masturbating

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Myth
These are songs I got from a top 20 list of masturbation songs from Maxim. I have the songs downloaded on my computer (most of them) but don't have the list that ranks them.

Violent Femmes - Blister in the Sun
Vapors - Turning Japonese
Tweet - Oops Oh My
Tori Amos - Icicle
Tool - Part of Me
Radiohead - Thinking about you
Prince - Darling Nikki
Jackson Browne - Rosie
Green Day - Longview
Elvis Costello - Pump It Up
Divinyls - I Touch Myself
Cyndi Lauper - She Bop
Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict (really funny although punk)
Britney Spears - Touch of My Hand
Billy Squire - The Stroke
Billy Idol - Dancing with Myself
Barenaked Ladies - Its Only Me Wizard of Magicland
The Who - Pictures of Lily

Which are your favorites? Do you know any others?

trixygurl
I thought I'd add a couple more bands/musicians
Hand in my Pocket - Alanis Morrisette
Beat It- Michael Jackson
Woke Up With Wood - ZZ Top
Billy Joel - Captain Jack
Clarance Carter- Strokin'

Myth
Are you sure Beat It is about masturbating? The lyrics really do sound like avoiding a fight. At times the lyrics fit the idea of masturbating but at other times it doesn't. The thing that really makes me think that its not about it is that if it was, it probably would have made the list.

Samas-adian
Feeling the Elf - Diesel Boy

trixygurl
Aight, so maybe it isn't but hey I can still think it is

total metalhead
you can try, but you just cant beat ADIDAS no

boxofdeath2.0
Not just Longview, but pretty much Green Day's entire Dookie album is about masturbation.

Myth
Yeah, I like Green Day's "All By Myself" song too. THats some funny shit.

KMC
Holding My Own- The Darkness
What a random thread...

Kate xx

Yomammy
BTW: Clarence Carter - Strokin is about doing the nasty, but it's not about cuffin' the carrot.


Just an FYI.

madsci
hip hop masturbation songs - other than eminem

"hands on experience" - the high and mighty
"handlin' business" - casual crew

madsci
hip hop purist

B_Ko
Pink Killer - Dir en Grey.

forumcrew
britney spears is the best.. because think about her masterbating.. itll make you want to masterbate yourself

burlyman
^ no expression

Darling Nikki aint about masturbating messed its about grinding confused embarrasment

KMC
^ Thats true.

Kate xx

p0ser
Lol almost any song from Prince.

KMC
But he is a god...

Kate xx

p0ser
Yeah he is dope, Definitely God status.

Lord Soth
Relax by Bloodhound Gang....that could either be about masturbation or sex, I'm not sure I remember...

KMC
Err, yes dope...? confused

Kate xx

StinkFist462
every song by Bloodhound Gang involves masturbation .. so they dont count stick out tongue

Myth
The Roof is on Fire? Boy, I hope thats not about masturbation.

alic88
BEAT IT related 2 masterbation? can u atleast like prove ur point by showing me the lyrics which can POSSIBLY have another meaning

Myth

trixygurl
Yeah, was just throwin krap out there. Songs which could be interpreted or better said misinterpreted as songs about masterbation.

<<Solo>>
I think someone forgot...Lil John- Get Low...Remember?? DEESH,DEESH,DEESH MOTHA FUC****.

Darth Jello
a band in my town wrote the ultimate masturbation anthem.

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