A Gentleman Agent?
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The Redeemer
Seeing as I was xXx yesterday
I thought it time to hit 0010 with the thread starting...
So...unlike what the early Bond trailers state, bond really IS a cold blooded killer. Just look at him wasting the heavy in DR NO - "and you've had your six..."
Kicking Loque and his car over the edge in FYEO and knocking Sandor off the roof in TSWLM... AFTER he'd given him the info!
A Gentleman Agent my 00...
yerssot
he's a gent to the ladies, and a bastad to the enemies
The Redeemer
He could've been a gent to Mr Wint and Mr Kidd too...and they were'nt ladies...
yerssot
he was in doubt?
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Well...they did make a nice tag team like Bambi and Thumper....didn't they?
yerssot
they didn't know anything about wine, that's bad enough already
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Mouton Rotshcild...Bond sneering at M for not knowing his sherries...you really are not up to it tonight, are you old man???
yerssot
I'll give you 30 golden crowns if you don't call me old man anymore
Evy_O
Of course he's a gentleman, that's what makes him so cool
And yeah, he is a cold blooded killer... that's how an agent should be
But he kills even MORE cold blooded killers most of the time
So that equals it I guess
yerssot
actually, now with Evy saying this ... in Goldeneye, him and Alec had this discussion and he does say that he kills murderers and such cause he has to
The Redeemer
OK...I think old BOY will suffice!
yerssot
just ... allow me to tinker with my briefcase than, will ya?
The Redeemer
Maybe in the next film he can kill a little old lady or something...just to make things more interesting!!!
yerssot
he's not mister Kidd
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Nice one Y!
yerssot
hey, it's not every day I can have a cheap go at your favorite movies
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Every dog has it's day, Y...every dog has it's day...!
yerssot
"wait till you get to my teeth"
yerssot
The "Domino" Redeemer
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I knew THAT, Y!
yerssot
just said it for the less quote-fortunate
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I understand!!!
yerssot
*hopes evy got it too*
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Hey Evy...you got sharp little teeth???
yerssot
shouldn't it be the other way around?
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"What sharp little eyes you've got!"
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Good job it was'nt JAWS saying that...otherwise you'd be checking your neck!
Evy_O
The teeth thingy? No, I didn't, but you said it afterwords
I sharpen them everyday
Jaws!
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JAWS??? Cue John Williams intro music.........
Evy_O
jaws
music
yerssot
only one Williams music worthy: STAR WARS
The Redeemer
Nah...SUPERMAN.
yerssot
jaws
The Redeemer
"I think "Y"ou got the point!"
yerssot
remind me not to be on the same beach with you
more on topic:
I think with Pierce, Brosnan became more of a gentleman to his friends and such and a cold killer to his enemies
The Redeemer
Pity about the crap Bond films he's been in!
yerssot
well, DaD... TWINE, GE and TND weren't that bad
Discos
mmm, he is a rutheless killer....my dad couldn't believe he killed Elektra King...tut tut
when at the start of Diamonds are forever when he is searching for Blofeld, he was not quite what I would call Gentleman like with the ladies bra
Evy_O
damn right he is ruthless!
and he should have killed that b!tch earlier, how could she possibly prefer that ugly psycho guy from James?
shucks, I can't remember the bra scene
Discos
that guy is a great lol, Robery Carlyle - the man who feels no pain!
but true, they always go to the bad side "dangerous" men are so "rough"
Back to topic:
Bond is a charmer with the ladies and usually ends up bedding anyone, he is smooth sythisticated "death for breakfast" - ha
but he does like to slap around the women though.....
Sean Connery was the worst for doing this I would say, Roger Moore was more of a charming and Brosnan is a bit of a new age die-hard who takes no shit supposidly....
Discos - don't get me started with Lezenby aka titties
yerssot
yeah, in almost every bond movie, sean ended up slapping a girl to get information
to that extand, Pierce rather GETS hit than to hit a girl first...
Discos
lol, I quite liked it when he insulted Valentinos mistress in Goldeneye
Discos - ....who's strangling the cat?
yerssot
funnily enough it took him a while to get the insult, but could immediatly feel he got a walther PPK against his head
Discos
he didnt get bashed in the head, Valentino took out his gun and pondered near his crotch
yerssot
no, when they "met", remember Valentino saying
"Walther PPK, 6.5 mm, only three men I know use such a gun... I believe I killed two of them."
Discos
ah that part, valentinos mob or whatever nailed him with it
Discos - wasn't a PPK was it? remember only 3 people have it....2 are dead so I am guessing unless Bond loaned the gun the night before lol
yerssot
yeah, he can feel a 6.5 mm, but can't hear a terrible singer
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