Random insults
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Rogue Jedi
smelly fart sniffer.
Ninja Boy
If they took each village idiot from every village in the world, and made a village of idiots, you would be the village idiot of the village of idiots.
now thats a mouthful
Black Onyx
your mamas so fat she sat on a dollar and a booger poppped out of washingtons nose
Rogue Jedi
your momma is so fat....well, she is very large.....
Darth Revan
you such a mutha****in mutha****a, mutha****a go find some other mutha****as to live your mutha****in life with mutha****a
Darth Revan
stupid gangsta babble
Darth Revan
Hillary Duff fan!
(not talking to you, btw..)
Lord Soth
You ugly face upsets my pigeon
el_barto
plain and simple.............f*uck you
Darth Revan
You're more useless than jpeg's to Helen Keller
Lord Soth
Weird Al!
Darth Revan
y'all know it biatch
Rogue Jedi
you like to eat boogers. black ones.
Rogue Jedi
anal retentive antisemite.
Ben'sAngel
near-sighted gynecologist.
Rogue Jedi
kmc junkie
Ben'sAngel
Ohhhh...now that's low...
Lord Soth
I'm not your type; I'm not inflatable
NyC-gUrL
I love you
Peloquin
You Sir are the rejected love child of two fugly Mongoloid chimps that copulated during a muscular spasm!
*slaps face with white glove.
ArchTheLarry
ur grandiose vocabulary is a pathetic compensation for a gross deficiency in the nether regions of your anatomy
Peloquin
You're so fat green peace follows you around with signs that say 'save the whale"!
Peloquin
these aren't directed at anyone..are they?
Clovie
i see
NyC-gUrL
that one took me a while to figure out
Kosta
Analy retentive Buttt muncher, goddamn hippy, go hug a rainbow!
Linkalicious
ok...so where's the insult?
Kosta
I fail to see an insult in the fact that one might enjoy a little recreational weed every now and again too Linkalicious :P.
WindDancer
Bombastic Simpletons learn to use slang!!!!
Kosta
Go f*ck a salad fork!!!!!
yumcarrots
go and eat worms lol
WindDancer
Why you son of peasant *BLEEEEEEEP*!!!!!!
yumcarrots
i want to cut off your toes and sell them to some weird freak via ebay
Kosta
you a$$ grabbing turtle f*cker.
yumcarrots
anal dwelling butt monkey lol
WindDancer
Go eat some POON-TANG PIE!!!!!
Kosta
Limp d!ck, Go rub peanut butter on ur balls!
WindDancer
Unlike someone here I got balls!
Kosta
Unlike someone here I dont lick them!
(not directed at anyone by the way)
crazy_c
You look like you go toilet in a bucket of poooooooo!!!!!!! surprise
Kosta
F*ck the regulations!
yumcarrots
power to the worms! (that should be on random comments really, oh well)
Devalion
Uptump bumbler.....Wazzy Prolemo goz wot? (And if you don't understand, Don't worry! Its OK!)
Ben'sAngel
Go shave your hairy a$$!
Ben'sAngel
You think so! I've been trying to find a repellent for losers... He he he...
Rogue Jedi
you have that not so fresh tuna smell.
Ninja Boy
shut up you silly shaggers
Ben'sAngel
*pulls rotted tuna carcass out of RJ's nose* There's your problem! Next time, just ask for food instead of digging through the dumpster! He he he...
Kosta
Go tickle your a$$ with a feather!
Rogue Jedi
thanx...i thought it was just a big booger.
Miss_Janey
use your brain. its the small things that count
Creechuur
Next time someone beats you at something and says gloatingly:
"Who's your daddy?"
Reply with a very deadpan (or derisive, depending on your personal style):
"Yer mom."
It'll stop em in their tracks every time.
shaber
Say in a squeaky little voice; "Hello you ugly bucket of boogers." and pretend that your sock said it!
dj_matrix
whao people are crackin up these days but its funny
shaber
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Rogue Jedi
tuna smelling fart knocker!!!
Raventheonly
Interesting thread.
Rogue Jedi
bird humping scab eater!!!!
leatherface12
Edited
Raventheonly
birds ***** scarab eater!!!
Rogue Jedi
you big old tub of goo, you slimeball in a sea of pus!!!
Clark_Kent
" What's you're malfunction! You fat barrel of monkey SPUNK!!"
Rogue Jedi
junior, the best part of you ran down the crack of yo mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Clark_Kent
"pig-nosed bastard with foul smellin' underware!!"
Creechuur
Wow, it mustve been bad to be edited in this thread.
Clark_Kent
a line from that TV show MARTIN:
" all 'ya step...get to steppin"!!!"
shaber
http://palousepeace.org/ego.gif
Would this smilie automatically make a post inflammatory? The host seemed to think so...
Mini Hiker
shut it am gonnae chibb you
YER MAW RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!!!
WindDancer
This is worse than a barrel of monkees!
Mini Hiker
your pure wantin a fight!
WindDancer
I gonna throw a pie at someone's face!!!!
Mini Hiker
it better be cheesey!
Creechuur
If my dog was as ugly as you I'd shave his a$$ and make him walk backwards.
cLoVi€
*with evil voice*
diiieeeeeeeeee mudblood....
(sowwie i had to write that)
Smiling_Sadly
gimmie another beer, ur face is still ugly!
Sacrifise666
clark kent?
first off how in the blue hell do you know his underwear smells?
what did you stick your noise near his a$$ and sniff saying let me sniff it?
clark if i were you i'd put up or shut up and god son take a shower. your body odor smells worse than a rotted corpse.
so im gona dust my shoulder off and tell you f*ck you and have a nice day.
Sacrifise666
ROUGE JEDI LMAO poopie head?
i got one question.
hows your lips?
because if you keep running that mouth im gona pimp slap your lips off your face pick em up and make them kiss a dogs a$$.
smiling sadly who in the blue hell are you ya popcorn fart?
Clark_Kent
That man from down the street had a pot of boiling turds, he ran with brown bubbles poppin from his mouth..the man fainted and fell down the hill, rolled until crashed into a trashcan, the trash can fell and a red tampon fell between his eyes...the cops took him to jail where he is now the Mayor of Iowa.
Rogue Jedi
glue sniffer!!!
Sacrifise666
clark get offline and go find a girl oh wait i 4got i took her.
Rogue Jedi
theres more than one fish in the ocean.
@ngel
lugnutted ass monkey fooking biatch
Lydia
First person: I woz wonderin......
second person: don't, ur minds far too small to be let out on its own
Rogue Jedi
you slimy ass piece of donkey crap.
Sacrifise666
angel rouge shut your mouths we all know you two are a little fi fi anyway.
Clark_Kent
this is a Long insult, a qoute. now its from that movie. a great insult: FMJ.
"Get up here! You're too slow! Move it! Move it!......
...Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down!....
...That would break my Bucking heart!....QUICKLY!..up and over!
...up and over....well, what in the Buck are you waiting FOR Private Pyle!
..get up and over! move it! move it! move it!...ARE YOU QUITING ON ME?..WELL, ARE YOU!....THEN QUIT, you slimy, bucking, walrus-looking piece of sh/t!!....get the buck off my obstacle!..get the buck down off my obstical..NOW!!..move it!...I'm going to rip your balls off so you can't contaminate the rest of the world!...I will motivate you, Private Pyle...if its shorts-Di*ks every cannibal on the CONGO!!"
wow! the greatest insult ever!! FULL METAL JACKET
leatherface12
I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.
dj_matrix
hahaha thats cool
BlackRose87
My friend said to me 'Dont be like a Plum' erm yeah lol :s
Korri
shut it nosebag
shaber
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Korri
^ some sort of nosebag
shaber
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shaber
http://bb.bbboy.net/moods/faint.gif
RiverX-girl
Ummm... Shakepearean insults:
Soft! Thou infectious fat-kidneyed bladder! Woohoo!
Korri
^ chibbed
Scottie
chairYa Stupid Cheese Monkeyranting
Scottie
Go Home Ya censored2 Scottish...oops
Korri
bawbag
Scottie
Yeh Manky Turd Guzzler!!!
Ron Jeremy
pooh pot pirate
Rectal Ranger
etc
hotsauce6548
Weisanheimer.
...
My gym teacher called me that...
Council#13
dont get me started
grey fox
You waste of skin
Piss off before i eat your children
Yo meatbag !!
Council#13
OI! that was uncalled for!
shaber
cotton headed ninny muggins
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