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This is for all the naughty and convicted ppl in KMC. Especially n00bs, jj.

I guess you will be the first one in jail sean.

Nah, u will rob.

Sorry but no. I havnt done anything wrong

I'll be the guy who sleeps at the desk with the keys hanging temptingly from his belt!

LoL alright ur prefect for the job Soth.

LoL.
Charz told me that u grab ur @$$ all the time on-line...

Yep but I got beat up for it so that dont count.

I don't need a jail I need a nut house.

But you should be the one in jail sean.

i will be the jail mate that always does crazy shit...like rape other dudes

* throws sean and nate in a cell * Ok there ya go nate.

don't drop the soap

*crashes through the door in a harley* hey guys.

Well sean probably will.

Yo Im wats up.

you are all my bitches. except for FJ. she is my partner in crime. you are all our bitches!!!

You wish.

no wishing here, just truth.

ok...everyone give me, FJ and Leatherface your cigarettes!!!

~jingles~

jingle jangle jingle

I don't have any cigarettes....

then get some, *****!!!

Can I be the executioner? If they are only mildly bad I can just spank them as well. I'm really good at that.

can i be the person that sorts the prisoners out like if they give any grief i get to beat them up

yay "me" has been mildy naughty

omg

We already have the KMC jail! Its in Bansville!

I'll be the crazy blonde that sleeps with all the warders and then stabs them with bottles.

Praise to Chelle from BG...........

dont stab me!!!

I'd have to sleep with you first naughty

in your dreams!!!

too late...she and I are already partners in crime

fine. i am a rogue anyways, so i work alone.

Naughty pixie... SPANK!

ohh baby!!

a lone operative can often do twice the damage a group can.

Cigz? lol

Rob, oh yea just like Nate said, dont drop the soap.

yup. if you do, its cornhole city!!!

No your the one in the cell with him.

Hell no, hu said I was a convict? lol. Im da gaurd guy that kick convicts @$$ fo no reason.

Well then Im one of those people that beat the prisoners with night sticks.

... is Nate one of dem?

Im gonna beat people up.

Yea but STILL dont drop te soap.

that would make you a trustee. i am the guy who can get you whatever you want. kinda like morgan freeman in the shawshank redemption.

Secret Person, huh

I win.

who wants porn?

Whatd ya mean?

i can get it all. cigs, porn, contraband

On the internet? wtf?

Porn is sad, cuz all youc an do is look, and not touch, makes me cry *weep*

Well then I'm Kevin Bacon from Sleepers.

U deserve to be in jail!

no, dude....i am just playing my part in the kmc jail. i am the guy in jail who can get it all. remember?

LoL, oh sh!t I forgot.

Wait, I dont wanna be tha gaurd ne mo. Im da Pimp guy that owns the biggest cell in the Jail County.

I would probably be the warden everyone hates and has the sharpshooters shoot the rubber bullets at the back of the convicts heads like in the Last Castle (out of my character but i'd like to be that guy over all)

Perfect... we have a warden now.

Back to your cells scum!

LoL.

I own a big @$$ cell, cant push me around

Orders gaurds to fire bean bags until leather is crying on the floor claiming that he tried to attack me... he he he

hahahaha.

No plez dont hurt me. B4 I grab my Jail aquaintances.

Gaurds dragging him off to the hole, stopping to accept his request and letting Steely Balls join him, just cause I'm a nice guy

LoL I thought Steely was the gaurd that falls asleep alot.

Thats Soth lol

I keep him to chastise the convicts

Oh.... well I still got RJ and LF12 on my side.

and Spear and Pixie. lol

I'm RJ's supplier so he's in my pocket...

LoL not even

Fine then no cigs, porn, or contraband!

NonoNo... we need that.

Hey ur da warden tho.

Where do you think he gets it from.... lol, mines the best... you can always draw it though....

From his mom...
.
You bad warden

lol...yup, the warden is a little crooked. i have evidence that would send him to jail with us. so who is in whos pocket?

I have no idea.

Im just tha big dawg with da big cell. lol. Just like the guy in Cradle To The Grave, I have me own butler.

just make sure you keep me as a friend. who do you think supplies you with all your contraband food?

Of course dude.

*looks around*

Hello Aqua welcome to jail lol

I was just thrown in jail for..."stealing".

hahaha....
Bad Lance

have your cook make me some eggs n bacon, LF!!!

Iight, Np.
*yells at his butler for some cooked bacon n eggs*

Its comming right up!

Here ya go its ready
*hands the plate to RJ*

what's that gotta do with jail?

LoL.

I said it only 4545252 times.
Im the guy with da big@$$ cell and has a butler. Just like in cradle to the grave.

Thats a lotta times

Indeed it is.

Oh well me and RJ broke out of Jail.

woohoo!!!!! where are the hookers?

so now we got a jail? the craziest places

not me. i am on the run.

i'm not gonna be looked up in any jail

wow, i'm such a goody-two shoes

Chels are ya in Jail? or are ya wit me and RJ

lol

i'm not in jail

Chelsea is with me in my hummer.

Then... Your with us! hahaha lol

Ill brb

ok, i guess i am with u guys...

chelsea, me LF AND fj...Americas most wanted!!!

Perfect Quadruple. lol

yup. a foursome!!!

lol

haha i can see it now

Whatd'ya mean by that?

idk, but it would be funny..i actually have been in trouble with the police before

I told ya u were naughty!

LoL, I know

lol. Your silly. Thats why your in da foursome!

foursome?

i knew i would be in it somehow

Um * kills everybody in the foursome *

Yea sure... I mean.... havent u heard?!?.
You Chels RJ and I. The 4some criminals.

Well... of course!

Thats strange RJ and I killed ya already.

No you didnt.

whoa, action

Sorry lf12 ur d-e-a-d.

Our back ups are LTA and Spear.

OoPs forgot to put the smile... here --->

No Im not. You all are on the west coast and Im on the east. Just let me do my crimes alone.

Hahaha... alright. We cant leave you alone. Your with us.

yea, well i g2g night, xoxo

Ok then Im an explosives expert.

Gnite Chels!

KMC Jail will live..

Can I be the insane crazy lady in a straight jacket, walking around mumbling absurdities, and banging her head against the walls in the hallway?

Sure, if ya want to be.

Kewel...... Tee Hee hee

lol

Damn prison break on my watch... gotta cover it up and waist the prisoners.... not again!

lol we escaped... well not all

;lwiehguhfummm..pizza.pwoieuha

i was caught. i am back!!!!

sniper
rifle
tank

damn smokeys.

Your back? wtf our crime spree! nooo

s ok...we will bust out again!! besides, someone here (i aint saying who) ruined that thread.

(Smashes rebellion) throws Leather back with steely and rouge in solitary

* comes in and blows up a balloon and pops it *

Yes blame the warden for ruining your fun

know who i mean? if not, i will pm it to you.